Patrick Kevin Day
@patrickkevinday.bsky.social
TV, Film and Game writer | Marvel’s Midnight Suns | Batman: The Enemy Within | Garage Sale Mystery | Formerly writer at the Los Angeles Times.
Saw a horror movie recommended online by a guy saying “I hope you have your shitting pants on!”
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Saw a horror movie recommended online by a guy saying “I hope you have your shitting pants on!”
“What are you gonna do now, Mr Ness?”
“I think I’ll have a sandwich.”
“I think I’ll have a sandwich.”
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
“What are you gonna do now, Mr Ness?”
“I think I’ll have a sandwich.”
“I think I’ll have a sandwich.”
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My Igor: A Short Story
Despite what the hype and film schools and how-to books and big-time directors may say, being an indie filmmaker sucks. You’re not an “artist,” you’re a beggar. You’re begging for time, you’re begging for money, hell, you’re even begging for food sometimes. It’s humiliating…
Despite what the hype and film schools and how-to books and big-time directors may say, being an indie filmmaker sucks. You’re not an “artist,” you’re a beggar. You’re begging for time, you’re begging for money, hell, you’re even begging for food sometimes. It’s humiliating…
My Igor: A Short Story
Despite what the hype and film schools and how-to books and big-time directors may say, being an indie filmmaker sucks. You’re not an “artist,” you’re a beggar. You’re begging for time, you’re begging for money, hell, you’re even begging for food sometimes. It’s humiliating and pathetic. There’s only one reason I still do it and that’s because of Cokely. Every filmmaker should have a guy like Cokely on their crew.
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October 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My Igor: A Short Story
Despite what the hype and film schools and how-to books and big-time directors may say, being an indie filmmaker sucks. You’re not an “artist,” you’re a beggar. You’re begging for time, you’re begging for money, hell, you’re even begging for food sometimes. It’s humiliating…
Despite what the hype and film schools and how-to books and big-time directors may say, being an indie filmmaker sucks. You’re not an “artist,” you’re a beggar. You’re begging for time, you’re begging for money, hell, you’re even begging for food sometimes. It’s humiliating…
Me: Hey, what’s going on with that interstellar comet?
[searches social media]
Me: Oh FFS…
[searches social media]
Me: Oh FFS…
October 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Me: Hey, what’s going on with that interstellar comet?
[searches social media]
Me: Oh FFS…
[searches social media]
Me: Oh FFS…
One of the great things about reading history is to be reminded how human nature rarely changes very much. Ive seen criticisms of modern people being too media addled to accept the harsh realities of the world, seeing real life events in comparison to movies or video games. 1/2
October 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
One of the great things about reading history is to be reminded how human nature rarely changes very much. Ive seen criticisms of modern people being too media addled to accept the harsh realities of the world, seeing real life events in comparison to movies or video games. 1/2
My pitch for the Beverly Hillbillies reboot involves the Clampetts cutting a check to partially fund the US military and then going after Mr. Drysdale.
October 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My pitch for the Beverly Hillbillies reboot involves the Clampetts cutting a check to partially fund the US military and then going after Mr. Drysdale.
Dolby Atmos is cool and all but try having raccoons suddenly run across your roof while you’re watching a horror movie.
October 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Dolby Atmos is cool and all but try having raccoons suddenly run across your roof while you’re watching a horror movie.
Amongst the other outrages of our world, fans of MeTV are apparently incredibly angry about Everybody Loves Raymond getting added to the lineup. My Facebook algorithm is keeping me up on the latest.
October 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Amongst the other outrages of our world, fans of MeTV are apparently incredibly angry about Everybody Loves Raymond getting added to the lineup. My Facebook algorithm is keeping me up on the latest.
Kid: (for the millionth time) Six seven…
The heroes all make eye contact at the same time.
Hero: My god… they’re coordinates!
The heroes all make eye contact at the same time.
Hero: My god… they’re coordinates!
October 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Kid: (for the millionth time) Six seven…
The heroes all make eye contact at the same time.
Hero: My god… they’re coordinates!
The heroes all make eye contact at the same time.
Hero: My god… they’re coordinates!
Is there a reliable place online to get information about 3I/ATLAS? Learning about big cosmic objects on their own terms is interesting, but everything I see involves alien invasion.
October 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Is there a reliable place online to get information about 3I/ATLAS? Learning about big cosmic objects on their own terms is interesting, but everything I see involves alien invasion.
Wife is helping teen daughter shoot her video project today. How’s it going, you ask?
Wife (behind camera): Action!
Daughter (tense): You don’t call action. I do.
Wife (behind camera): Action!
Daughter (tense): You don’t call action. I do.
September 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Wife is helping teen daughter shoot her video project today. How’s it going, you ask?
Wife (behind camera): Action!
Daughter (tense): You don’t call action. I do.
Wife (behind camera): Action!
Daughter (tense): You don’t call action. I do.
I just bought this thing so fast, I’m not sure I gave my address!
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July 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I just bought this thing so fast, I’m not sure I gave my address!
True cooking facts: If you open an air fryer and look inside too quickly, the hot air escaping will instantly air fry your eyes.
June 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
True cooking facts: If you open an air fryer and look inside too quickly, the hot air escaping will instantly air fry your eyes.
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OK, so here’s my JJ Abrams story…
Before I started working in digital restoration one of my primary jobs in post-production support was running the in-house theater and screening rooms at work. Every now and again it would get booked for casting sessions, because it was perfectly suited for that…
Before I started working in digital restoration one of my primary jobs in post-production support was running the in-house theater and screening rooms at work. Every now and again it would get booked for casting sessions, because it was perfectly suited for that…
Happy birthday to the composer of the theme music to the nonexistent 70s private detective TV series “Chuck Taggart, Private Eye!”
That’s one hell of a story. I suppose it’s about time I told it…
That’s one hell of a story. I suppose it’s about time I told it…
Happy birthday J.J. Abrams, born June 27, 1966.
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June 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
OK, so here’s my JJ Abrams story…
Before I started working in digital restoration one of my primary jobs in post-production support was running the in-house theater and screening rooms at work. Every now and again it would get booked for casting sessions, because it was perfectly suited for that…
Before I started working in digital restoration one of my primary jobs in post-production support was running the in-house theater and screening rooms at work. Every now and again it would get booked for casting sessions, because it was perfectly suited for that…
Whenever a documentary shows you a specific date, you know trouble’s a brewin’
June 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Whenever a documentary shows you a specific date, you know trouble’s a brewin’
You know that scene in Event Horizon where they find the transmissions from the hell dimension? That’s what it’s like to wake up and check the news every morning.
June 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
You know that scene in Event Horizon where they find the transmissions from the hell dimension? That’s what it’s like to wake up and check the news every morning.
While listening to the “Classic Vinyl” station on the radio, daughter asked what vinyl was. I explained how a record player worked and holy cow, you’d have thought I was explaining magic.
June 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
While listening to the “Classic Vinyl” station on the radio, daughter asked what vinyl was. I explained how a record player worked and holy cow, you’d have thought I was explaining magic.
All the President’s Men
American Movie
Fitzcarraldo
Suspiria
American Movie
Fitzcarraldo
Suspiria
What are four non-Criterion movies you’d add to the Criterion Collection?
June 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
All the President’s Men
American Movie
Fitzcarraldo
Suspiria
American Movie
Fitzcarraldo
Suspiria
I sometimes think my kids watch too much YouTube, but then my daughter told me very detailed instructions for what to do if she’s trapped in a sewer that she learned from a YT video, so I’m torn. “The More You Know” never helped my generation with sewer entrapment.
May 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I sometimes think my kids watch too much YouTube, but then my daughter told me very detailed instructions for what to do if she’s trapped in a sewer that she learned from a YT video, so I’m torn. “The More You Know” never helped my generation with sewer entrapment.
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Dad: “I’m watching Dr. Strangelove.”
Me: *sees Benedict Cumberbatch on the screen* “You sure about that?”
Dad: “Yeah, he’s a magician.”
Me: “Okay.”
Me: *sees Benedict Cumberbatch on the screen* “You sure about that?”
Dad: “Yeah, he’s a magician.”
Me: “Okay.”
May 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Dad: “I’m watching Dr. Strangelove.”
Me: *sees Benedict Cumberbatch on the screen* “You sure about that?”
Dad: “Yeah, he’s a magician.”
Me: “Okay.”
Me: *sees Benedict Cumberbatch on the screen* “You sure about that?”
Dad: “Yeah, he’s a magician.”
Me: “Okay.”
Just doing some Duolingo…
May 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Just doing some Duolingo…
Daughter wanted to make a home spa coupon for my wife. Later, I asked her if she got, or used, the coupon. She said it was only for 50% off.
May 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Daughter wanted to make a home spa coupon for my wife. Later, I asked her if she got, or used, the coupon. She said it was only for 50% off.
Are we past the era of cars being a symbol of cool, sexy and free in pop songs?
May 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Are we past the era of cars being a symbol of cool, sexy and free in pop songs?
Skibidi rizzler. What the sigma?
"Napoleon is master of Europe."
“Bustin’ makes me feel good”
May 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Skibidi rizzler. What the sigma?