Hope I can find some 0x34 jeans…

Seems like he actually says “billion” (which is what I heard and went the caption says). So… does that mean we each lose 333lbs?

It’s this multiple times a day

But hast thou condemned Hamas in iambic pentameter?

For some reason I thought this was the one on Foster (Portland Mercado, I think). But yeah, you’re right. I blame it on the fog of war.

That’s not “tipping.” That’s the added cost of paying the smugglers sneaking in supplies!

And burger stands. But you can’t even get a normal burger anymore. They all say “smashed,” which I assume is due to war-related beef scarcity.

That’s actually our neighbor’s cat who adopted us. She repays our hospitality by bringing us dead ICE drones (what the unenlightened masses refer to as “birds”).

The plan went to shot once they raised the Hawthorne Bridge, to allow a dinner boat cruise through, thereby delaying the flanking action.

It’s true though. Here in SE PDX, I wasn’t able to get into Screen Door for brunch because it was booked full of ANTIFA supersoldiers on lunch break before heading back to the front lines. 😢