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Pats Vobiscum
@patrickdx.bsky.social
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Full-time dad, full-time(ish?) lawyer. Nothing I say is advice—unless it’s to go outside and touch grass.
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“A million Nazis, you say…”
GI Robot gleefully shooting
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Nothing is more American than telling a wannabe king to go to hell.

#NoKingsPDX
No Kings PDX Hawthorne
October 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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It’s a wartime economy here now. Can’t even get a fancy prix fixe dinner for two for less than $200. Wine is being rationed and must be purchased by the glass. Please send help (and fresh caviar).

#WarRavagedPortland
War ravaged Coquine. Once a fine-dining establishment now commandeered by ANTIFA’s officer corps as their canteen. Disrupted supply lines, ravaged by war, have caused caviar prices to spike.
September 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Refugee camps. Look at what we’ve been reduced to!

#WarRavagedPortland
War ravaged food carts with long lines of 2 people and refugees forced to sit and eat in the shade War ravaged food carts, invaded by plaid wearing ANTIFA spies
September 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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ANTIFA troop transport traversing the Willamette, loaded with the 69th ANTIFA marine battalion (the “Fighting Kropotkins”).

#WarRavagedPortland
Super suss, war ravaged cruise ship on the war ravaged Willamette
September 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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#WarRavagedPortland
War ravaged pristine forest path War ravaged pristine tree tunnel War ravaged kids at war ravaged Quarterworld training on an ANTIFA driving simulator War ravaged ninja cat
September 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Temu Freddie Freeman
Picture of Camelback Ranch scoreboard showing KC Royals backup catcher Freddy Fermin.
May 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Ralph Wiggins from the Simpsons saying “and the baby looked at me.”
April 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM