Patrick Dalton
@patrickdalton.bsky.social
Writer/Photographer
First feature film 'Chicken Town' released in UK cinemas June 27th & now available to stream on all good platforms.
I really, REALLY don't like racists or bigots.
Formerly @shitlondon on Twitter
First feature film 'Chicken Town' released in UK cinemas June 27th & now available to stream on all good platforms.
I really, REALLY don't like racists or bigots.
Formerly @shitlondon on Twitter
Check out this photo of my Mum & Dad taken shortly after they'd murdered their first hitchhiker
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Check out this photo of my Mum & Dad taken shortly after they'd murdered their first hitchhiker
Just saw Paddington at Clapham Junction & I've got to admit, I'm worried about him
November 8, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Just saw Paddington at Clapham Junction & I've got to admit, I'm worried about him
Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ!!!
November 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ!!!
It's that time of year again
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 AM
It's that time of year again
Nevermind the deep reflection....is that the *actual* Holy Ghost making an appearance?!?
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Nevermind the deep reflection....is that the *actual* Holy Ghost making an appearance?!?
I mean, look at him in this picture. He looks well pleased with himself, doesn't he? He's like Michelle Mone and her yacht.
Something stinks here & it's not the medieval streets of London which very conveniently burnt to the ground.
Something stinks here & it's not the medieval streets of London which very conveniently burnt to the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I mean, look at him in this picture. He looks well pleased with himself, doesn't he? He's like Michelle Mone and her yacht.
Something stinks here & it's not the medieval streets of London which very conveniently burnt to the ground.
Something stinks here & it's not the medieval streets of London which very conveniently burnt to the ground.
Some even suggest that the rats were deliberately infected with plague by Big Apothecary who saw an opportunity to make huge sums of money.
Let's not forget the mask mandate which was essentially a psy-op to make the public more subservient & also look a bit like birds for a bit.
Let's not forget the mask mandate which was essentially a psy-op to make the public more subservient & also look a bit like birds for a bit.
November 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Some even suggest that the rats were deliberately infected with plague by Big Apothecary who saw an opportunity to make huge sums of money.
Let's not forget the mask mandate which was essentially a psy-op to make the public more subservient & also look a bit like birds for a bit.
Let's not forget the mask mandate which was essentially a psy-op to make the public more subservient & also look a bit like birds for a bit.
Today we commemorate Guy Fawkes, inventor of the firework, who on this day unintentionally started the Great Fire of London in which Parliament was the only building to survive.
November 5, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Today we commemorate Guy Fawkes, inventor of the firework, who on this day unintentionally started the Great Fire of London in which Parliament was the only building to survive.
I was a teen, wannabe Liam clone around this time & couldn't believe my luck when I stumbled across a shop selling the exact same shirt he wore at the Sunday gig. I ended up spending the best part of a weeks wages on it & still own it.
May sell it now because it's a bit 'James May from Top Gear'
May sell it now because it's a bit 'James May from Top Gear'
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I was a teen, wannabe Liam clone around this time & couldn't believe my luck when I stumbled across a shop selling the exact same shirt he wore at the Sunday gig. I ended up spending the best part of a weeks wages on it & still own it.
May sell it now because it's a bit 'James May from Top Gear'
May sell it now because it's a bit 'James May from Top Gear'
Quote with your favourite film and album from the year you were born.
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Quote with your favourite film and album from the year you were born.
I like that it's unique & completely weird in it's own way....and properly unnerving too. It's almost got a twisted Willy Wonka element to it as well with the Silver Shamrock factory & Cochran.
November 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I like that it's unique & completely weird in it's own way....and properly unnerving too. It's almost got a twisted Willy Wonka element to it as well with the Silver Shamrock factory & Cochran.
He's gonna eventually turn himself into gold plated, jewel encrusted King Homer at some point, isn't he?
October 23, 2025 at 7:40 AM
He's gonna eventually turn himself into gold plated, jewel encrusted King Homer at some point, isn't he?
He's gonna eventually turn himself into gold plated, jewel encrusted King Homer at some point, isn't he?
October 23, 2025 at 7:40 AM
He's gonna eventually turn himself into gold plated, jewel encrusted King Homer at some point, isn't he?
Everyone at this branding meeting must've been 'roided out of their godamned minds
October 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Everyone at this branding meeting must've been 'roided out of their godamned minds
Leaving to spend more time on his allotment growing concrete presumably
October 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Leaving to spend more time on his allotment growing concrete presumably
"Prince" Andrew has been stripped of his titles because of his gross sexual proclivities & chumminess with Epstein.
But his perversions were clearly such an open secret they were even made into a joke in this Spitting Image annual from the 80's.
But his perversions were clearly such an open secret they were even made into a joke in this Spitting Image annual from the 80's.
October 20, 2025 at 11:21 AM
"Prince" Andrew has been stripped of his titles because of his gross sexual proclivities & chumminess with Epstein.
But his perversions were clearly such an open secret they were even made into a joke in this Spitting Image annual from the 80's.
But his perversions were clearly such an open secret they were even made into a joke in this Spitting Image annual from the 80's.
Out sticking these through letterboxes in my neighborhood for @hopenothate.org.uk
October 18, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Out sticking these through letterboxes in my neighborhood for @hopenothate.org.uk
One more Chicken Town blooper....
The comedy genius that is Laurence Rickard (Ghosts/Bill) as a conspiracy theorist mechanic & Ethaniel Davy as 'Jayce' talk sweet revenge.
Chicken Town is out now on all good platforms...and maybe even some bad ones.
The comedy genius that is Laurence Rickard (Ghosts/Bill) as a conspiracy theorist mechanic & Ethaniel Davy as 'Jayce' talk sweet revenge.
Chicken Town is out now on all good platforms...and maybe even some bad ones.
October 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM
One more Chicken Town blooper....
The comedy genius that is Laurence Rickard (Ghosts/Bill) as a conspiracy theorist mechanic & Ethaniel Davy as 'Jayce' talk sweet revenge.
Chicken Town is out now on all good platforms...and maybe even some bad ones.
The comedy genius that is Laurence Rickard (Ghosts/Bill) as a conspiracy theorist mechanic & Ethaniel Davy as 'Jayce' talk sweet revenge.
Chicken Town is out now on all good platforms...and maybe even some bad ones.
Another Chicken Town blooper where the great Graham Fellows goes completely off-piste & somehow manages to confuse plane tickets with horses....no idea how he managed that
Chicken Town is available to rent on all good platforms now ✌️
Chicken Town is available to rent on all good platforms now ✌️
October 17, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Another Chicken Town blooper where the great Graham Fellows goes completely off-piste & somehow manages to confuse plane tickets with horses....no idea how he managed that
Chicken Town is available to rent on all good platforms now ✌️
Chicken Town is available to rent on all good platforms now ✌️
A sausage + @mralistairgreen.bsky.social = An outtake from Chicken Town.
Available to rent & buy now on all good platforms 🐔
Available to rent & buy now on all good platforms 🐔
October 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
A sausage + @mralistairgreen.bsky.social = An outtake from Chicken Town.
Available to rent & buy now on all good platforms 🐔
Available to rent & buy now on all good platforms 🐔
Water way to enjoy a day out of London
October 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Water way to enjoy a day out of London
Back in the fine city of Norwich.
October 15, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Back in the fine city of Norwich.
Felt cute, might delete later
October 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Felt cute, might delete later
I love bookshops like this. The kind of places that looks like the owner lost control of years ago & will probably end up dying under a book avalanche one day.
October 12, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I love bookshops like this. The kind of places that looks like the owner lost control of years ago & will probably end up dying under a book avalanche one day.