I had a photo in the RA Summer Exhibition once & told a couple who were looking at it that it was my work. They just looked at me with such disdain that it was as if I'd just walked up to them & loudly broken wind.

I didn't bother again.

It might've been Paddington's cousin Euston Bear, who we all know has had his struggles over the years.

Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ!!!

This photo makes me think of the opening scene of Ghostbusters.

Not that you needed to know that

Do an evil kidnapper type thing but instead of sending an amputated finger in an envelope for every day they don't pay the ransom drink a bottle instead.

This seems like an @jayforeman.bsky.social kind of question

It's little things like this that we can do. I dropped some leaflets in letterboxes around my way and someone came out of their house to say "Thank God it's not just me. I thought I was going mad"

There are more of us than there are of the bigots. ✌️

In Khan's London if you're caught saying Merry Christmas to anyone you are killed by firing squad. Shakira law demands it.

I'm sure Chalmers used to sign off with that from time to time

I mean, look at him in this picture. He looks well pleased with himself, doesn't he? He's like Michelle Mone and her yacht.

Something stinks here & it's not the medieval streets of London which very conveniently burnt to the ground.

Personally, I feel like Sir Christopher Wren did suspiciously well out of the Great Fire.

He basically got to redesign most of London & build a massive great cathedral as well Nobody had even heard of him before the fire.

What was his connection to Fawkes??

All VERY fishy.

Some even suggest that the rats were deliberately infected with plague by Big Apothecary who saw an opportunity to make huge sums of money.

Let's not forget the mask mandate which was essentially a psy-op to make the public more subservient & also look a bit like birds for a bit.

Many historians claim that it was in fact Fawkes girlfriend who was the true inventor of the firework but attitudes towards women at the time meant Fawkes took all the credit.

Catherine Wheel has yet to receive any official recognition for her work in early pyrotechnics.

Many "historians" overlook this

Ha! He bloody loved tartan trousers around that time.