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Patrick Cainam
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From Mid-Missouri, but don’t hold that against me. Cat Daddy. Jack Of All Trades, Meh At Some.
Just sayin’, if you still haven’t bought a loved one something, and you’re cheap AF…
December 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Missouri lost the Chiefs and that just shows you that a Republican governor will screw you every way to Super Bowl Sunday.

In case you don’t know, Kansas has a Democratic governor.
December 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Right?
December 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling Hamilton and bringing me untold joy (via the brilliant brettevansmafrog on insta)
October 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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A REPORTER MUST STAND UP WHEN TRUMP ATTACKS THEM:
As Trump threatens the NY Times with sedition/treason and tries to take over CNN, a reporter must be heroic. You'll get fired - and your next job will pay 2X

GET THE NEW THURSDAY COUNTDOWN PODCAST HERE: tinyurl.com/45ssudsf
December 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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BULLET IS MISSING UPTOWN: last seen on Frederick Douglass between 145th and 146th. If you've seen or found him please go here:
www.lostmydoggie.com/details.cfm?... and/or phone 877-818-0060 and PLEASE RT BULLET!
December 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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"That’s how a man who lectures actual soldiers about “warfighting” makes himself feel big: ordering the long-range killings of defenseless civilians, and watching it on video. And Hegseth's subsequent reaction has amounted to acting like a huge weenie."
www.salon.com/2025/12/03/p...
Hegseth's "warrior ethos" is cowardice
He calls himself the "Secretary of War" and plays a tough guy on TV, but in real life he's a major weenie
www.salon.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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The tradition of throwing rolls started in Sikeston, SE Missouri The practice began in 1976 when Norman Lambert, started throwing rolls because it was too crowded to serve them by hand, & a customer yelled, "Throw em". throwedrolls.com I've Been there many times A must for Everyone in the Area ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
My Bizarro-Black Friday Birthday Sale! For one day, and one day only, I’m Raising My Price!!!

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November 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Farmers' Almanac says it will cease publication after 208 years, citing financial challenges
Farmers' Almanac says it will cease publication after 208 years, citing financial challenges
A 208-year-old publication that farmers, gardeners and others keen to predict the weather have relied on for guidance will be publishing for the final time.
apnews.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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This is officially one of the strangest pictures in American history, and I do not doubt that it will be considered iconic a hundred years from now.

100% serious here.
November 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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At this point, every single journalist needs to have a simple one-sheet of the major news events that Mike Johnson and his toadies claim to have not seen, or know nothing about.

Like, hand it to them. "Okay, here. Take your time. I can wait." Call their bluff, ffs. This is absurd.
November 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Coming up this weekend, I’ll be spending my “Fall Back” time in a video game marathon fundraiser to help the Children’s Miracle Network hospitals!

www.extra-life.org/participants...
Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
www.extra-life.org
October 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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This is very good
October 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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For those participating in upcoming protests, I am urging you to know your rights and how to protest safely and peacefully: tinyurl.com/aasfut3e
October 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Just a few more weeks until I participate in a fundraiser raising money for the Children’s Miracle Network, specifically The MU Children’s Hospital in Columbia, MO!

www.extra-life.org/participants...
Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
www.extra-life.org
October 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Lots of developments in Missouri Redistricting Legal Land today:

🗺️ SOS Hoskins says 100K signatures to put map up for a vote are invalid. Group pushing referendum says he's wrong.
🗺️ AG Hanaway says redistricting referendum is unconstitutional – which, if true could hurt Utah Republicans.
Missouri redistricting referendum backers cry foul as Hoskins throws out signatures
Missouri Republican Secretary of State Denny Hoskins said any signatures gathered before Wednesday to place a new congressional map up for a vote won’t count. Proponents of the redistricting referendu...
www.stlpr.org
October 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Classic Rock 93.1 announced on social media that Kevin Russell died about five weeks after contracting the virus and developing a fever "he couldn't get rid of."
Classic rock DJ 'KevyKev' dies after battle with West Nile Virus, station says
Classic Rock 93.1 announced on social media that Kevin Russell died about five weeks after contracting the virus and developing a fever "he couldn't get rid of."
www.stltoday.com
October 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Joshua Allen of 'So You Think You Can Dance' fame struck and killed by a train in Texas
Joshua Allen of 'So You Think You Can Dance' fame struck and killed by a train in Texas
Joshua Allen, the dancer who took home the crown on the fourth season of 'So You Think You Can Dance,' dies after he was struck by a train in north Texas.
www.latimes.com
October 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
It’s That Time Again!! I’m gaming for 25 Hours, to support the MU Children’s Hospital in Columbia, MO, a part of the Children’s Miracle Network!

www.extra-life.org/participants...
Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
www.extra-life.org
September 30, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Note: Mr. Genius Conspiracy Theory FBI Private Eye Kash Patel fired the head of the Salt Lake City FBI office, a former counterterrorism expert, for no good damned reason last month www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/rc...
High-ranking FBI job losses disproportionately hurt women, people of color
Leaders are undertaking an unprecedented campaign to force senior officials off the job.
www.msnbc.com
September 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Serious question:

Did he have a stroke?
September 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM