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Morgue Barbie, MD
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Mer. Last Responder. She/elle

I like running obscenely long distances in exchange for shiny things🏅and street cred. 😎

Jesus might turn water into wine, but he can’t turn your whining into anything.
Sounds like the NXIVM cult initiation, too.
October 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
That's debatable, I'd say. I've seen influenza take out otherwise healthy young adults.

Viruses don't care how much sewage you swim in.
September 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Someone once used my card to buy $20 worth of crawdads in Louisiana.

My biggest question was who on earth spends that kind of money on crawdads when you can go pick them up out of the creek for free.
August 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Whoopsie poopsies.
August 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Garmin : Runners :: The Computer : Courage the Cowardly Dog
August 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
...or fix a bicycle, or let a friend-of-a-friend crash at your place for a couple nights and not ask questions.

Frankly, it comes down to mutual aid and community relations. 🤷🏻‍♀️
August 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
In France, much of the Résistance hinged on normal people doing whatever small acts they could. Maybe you couldn't realistically get to London and join the Free French Forces, but you could mail a letter, or drop off a set of keys for someone...
August 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I still buy my music on iTunes like it's 2006. And download it. To my computer. Which is in my house.
August 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This is for outgoing and incoming calls lol
July 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Samesies (albeit half-Catholic). Somehow I internalised all the stuff about like, social justice and helping others and doing good work.

Which I'm not mad about. 🤷🏻‍♀️
July 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Product of a mixed household here, so I get the Protestant Self-Denial *and* the Catholic Guilt.

Job security for my therapist, if nothing else.
July 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
And/or it'll force people to take out private loans, which is...*shudders* risky.
July 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The other side of that coin: I got carded buying alcohol a few weeks ago.

In Ireland.

Like, I know I look like baby but JESUS CHRIST😂
July 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM