Morgue Barbie, MD
@pathologiste08.bsky.social
Mer. Last Responder. She/elle
I like running obscenely long distances in exchange for shiny things🏅and street cred. 😎
Jesus might turn water into wine, but he can’t turn your whining into anything.
I like running obscenely long distances in exchange for shiny things🏅and street cred. 😎
Jesus might turn water into wine, but he can’t turn your whining into anything.
My Council of Eunuchs is hosting an intervention and has invited me to have a seat and give them 5 minutes of my time.
May 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My Council of Eunuchs is hosting an intervention and has invited me to have a seat and give them 5 minutes of my time.
Unbothered. Moisturized. In his lane. Goblin. Thriving.
May 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Unbothered. Moisturized. In his lane. Goblin. Thriving.
I mean, it was nice, but boy was I sore in the morning...
May 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I mean, it was nice, but boy was I sore in the morning...
🎶 I ask for nothing
I can get by
But I know so many
Less lucky than I
Please help my people
The poor and down-trod
I thought we all were
The children of God 🎶
I can get by
But I know so many
Less lucky than I
Please help my people
The poor and down-trod
I thought we all were
The children of God 🎶
April 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
🎶 I ask for nothing
I can get by
But I know so many
Less lucky than I
Please help my people
The poor and down-trod
I thought we all were
The children of God 🎶
I can get by
But I know so many
Less lucky than I
Please help my people
The poor and down-trod
I thought we all were
The children of God 🎶
I have questions.
April 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I have questions.
Good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught. 😏
April 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught. 😏
Should I MyChart message this to my GP (who suggested dietary changes as my cholesterol isn't great, but isn't yet terrible)?
Yes, or yes?
Yes, or yes?
March 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Should I MyChart message this to my GP (who suggested dietary changes as my cholesterol isn't great, but isn't yet terrible)?
Yes, or yes?
Yes, or yes?
After the winter, spring will come.
Seasons change. Things change. Take time to frolic in the sun & laugh in the smug faces of the horrors that surround us. Find joy, and don't let them fucking have it. 🌷🌱
Seasons change. Things change. Take time to frolic in the sun & laugh in the smug faces of the horrors that surround us. Find joy, and don't let them fucking have it. 🌷🌱
March 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
After the winter, spring will come.
Seasons change. Things change. Take time to frolic in the sun & laugh in the smug faces of the horrors that surround us. Find joy, and don't let them fucking have it. 🌷🌱
Seasons change. Things change. Take time to frolic in the sun & laugh in the smug faces of the horrors that surround us. Find joy, and don't let them fucking have it. 🌷🌱
Post you from a different era (but don't forget the alt text!)
March 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Post you from a different era (but don't forget the alt text!)
Post a picture of when your pet was little.
Teen Mom kitty Luna at the cat rescue with her babies 🥹
Teen Mom kitty Luna at the cat rescue with her babies 🥹
March 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Post a picture of when your pet was little.
Teen Mom kitty Luna at the cat rescue with her babies 🥹
Teen Mom kitty Luna at the cat rescue with her babies 🥹
If you see this, post or quote repost a tree🌲
Trees at my grandparents' farm. Every tree in that part of South Dakota was planted by a human. My great-grandmother & other women collected saplings from the Missouri riverfront & brought them back to plant.
Trees at my grandparents' farm. Every tree in that part of South Dakota was planted by a human. My great-grandmother & other women collected saplings from the Missouri riverfront & brought them back to plant.
March 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
If you see this, post or quote repost a tree🌲
Trees at my grandparents' farm. Every tree in that part of South Dakota was planted by a human. My great-grandmother & other women collected saplings from the Missouri riverfront & brought them back to plant.
Trees at my grandparents' farm. Every tree in that part of South Dakota was planted by a human. My great-grandmother & other women collected saplings from the Missouri riverfront & brought them back to plant.
Now himb so big 🥹
March 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Now himb so big 🥹
STOP
THIS IS A CUTE ANIMAL PIC CHECKPOINT. PLEASE SHARE A MINIMUM OF ONE (1) CUTE ANIMAL PIC BEFORE PROCEEDING.
THIS IS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE TO PRESERVE THE MENTAL HEALTH OF THIS SITE. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
THIS IS A CUTE ANIMAL PIC CHECKPOINT. PLEASE SHARE A MINIMUM OF ONE (1) CUTE ANIMAL PIC BEFORE PROCEEDING.
THIS IS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE TO PRESERVE THE MENTAL HEALTH OF THIS SITE. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
March 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
STOP
THIS IS A CUTE ANIMAL PIC CHECKPOINT. PLEASE SHARE A MINIMUM OF ONE (1) CUTE ANIMAL PIC BEFORE PROCEEDING.
THIS IS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE TO PRESERVE THE MENTAL HEALTH OF THIS SITE. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
THIS IS A CUTE ANIMAL PIC CHECKPOINT. PLEASE SHARE A MINIMUM OF ONE (1) CUTE ANIMAL PIC BEFORE PROCEEDING.
THIS IS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE TO PRESERVE THE MENTAL HEALTH OF THIS SITE. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
Now there's an idea.
Video text: "In 2025 we are replacing drunk calling your ex with drunk calling your senator"
Video text: "In 2025 we are replacing drunk calling your ex with drunk calling your senator"
March 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Now there's an idea.
Video text: "In 2025 we are replacing drunk calling your ex with drunk calling your senator"
Video text: "In 2025 we are replacing drunk calling your ex with drunk calling your senator"
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline (but don’t forget the alt text)
February 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline (but don’t forget the alt text)
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?
February 4, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?