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Lucius
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my pastor canceled our coffee meeting and now i no longer believe in god
February 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
this all i can remember from the ninja gaiden 4 reveal
January 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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he said it
January 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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enjoying the lonely island podcast but bristled when samberg said they didn’t want to do music comedy at first because the only people who’d ever done it well were tenacious d, which is erasure of a lot of people including but not limited to weird al, flight of the conchords and this legend
January 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
just saw Eggers’ Nosferatu and Universal Picture’s Dark Universe could never
January 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
texting my pastor to ask him if he’s seen Conclave yet bc the main guy is just like him just in a way more stressful situation
January 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
logging all the VeggieTales to juice my Letterboxd numbers by the end of the year
December 30, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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watched The Apartment for the first time in years and god that movie goes so hard. one of the best final lines in history
December 29, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Got to see Babe (1995) in theaters finally and it’s my cinema highlight of 2024. For context, I also watched Dune: Part Two three times this year.

Sorry, Dennis, this pig is too pure.
December 14, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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This couldn't be further from art. This destroys art. this destroys souls.

How did they screen this internally and thing "yeah, people will enjoy this"? Every single shot was a new horror. I kept thinking "it can't get worse" but every new frame shattered my expectations in the worst way possible.
December 13, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Do not go see the Interstella 5555 “remaster.” They used AI to upscale to 4K and it absolutely butchered the original animation in most scenes. Not worth seeing in theaters. Torrent the perfectly good 1080p version instead.
December 13, 2024 at 3:54 AM
thanks. i hate it.
We went to the premiere of the first commercially streamed AI-Generated Movies

"I am not watching student films made with love by an enthusiastic high school student. I am watching films that were made for TCL, the largest TV manufacturer on Earth"

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December 12, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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prayer circle for paul schrader to get his mitts on the luigi movie before adam mckay does
December 10, 2024 at 1:04 AM
finally saw The Wages of Fear and it got me drunk on nitro and jonesing to watch Sorcerer again

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A review of The Wages of Fear (1953)
lighting up my cigarette next to the truck full of nitroglycerin the Americans are paying me $2000 to drive over a mountain
boxd.it
December 9, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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Bandcamp has been far more valuable to the world than Epic
October 18, 2023 at 2:40 AM
True Romance (1993)
Elvis Presley: [wildly shooting at his tv]
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
October 11, 2023 at 3:58 PM
im the first person ever to watch a william friedkin movie and id advise you to be the second
www.luciuspatenaude.com/journal/2023...
09.2023 Friedkin Fall — Lucius Patenaude
www.luciuspatenaude.com
October 3, 2023 at 3:37 PM
at the coffee shop listening to The King in Yellow and playing Pokémon FireRed
September 21, 2023 at 4:44 PM
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I think vengeance would be good for me. I would not let it corrupt me, and it would be nice.
September 19, 2023 at 5:38 AM
please leave me alone
September 19, 2023 at 4:01 PM
first follower and only mutual. this app is firing on all cylinders
September 16, 2023 at 11:08 PM
same
September 16, 2023 at 4:46 AM