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✨️Diabolically deconstructed✨️

She/her💙💜🩷
Pinned
Not to be a phobe, but Hello Kitty is a cat and I will not accept any other answers
The Pentecostal/Apostolic girls dress code:

- no pajama pants in the dorm (varied)
- no pants or shorts out
- no makeup
- no piercings
- no tank tops regardless of strap width (shirt underneath or sweater ok)
- skirts and dresses at knee or lower
- no collar below collarbone
- Sunday best at night
July 17, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Hawaii and Alaska were dragged here against their will
🤔😱😓
April 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I just had a girl who has 2 boyfriends try to get my number when I was just trying to sell her pasta
April 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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fell for it again award
April 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I love how the younger gens call older gens Temu victims as if they didn't just drop 3x the amount for the same item through the TikTok shop because an influencer liked it
April 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
In honor of official BlueSky today, here's my sweet Toby getting pets #catsofskylight #catsofbluesky #catsoftiktok #cats
April 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I would commit tax fraud for some abuelita hot cocoa and pan dulce rn
March 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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You and I can be fined $250 for throwing a gum wrapper onto the ground.
March 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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This is next level! 💥
March 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Why does my tongue tingle when I eat Indian food? Is it the mayo genetics fighting the flavor?
March 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Just now learning the only friend defending Diddy right now is Kanye in the middle of his antisemitic rant and if Diddy hasn't dug a big enough hole yet after the lawyer left, that fact just buried him
March 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I just entered to win the new 2024 @Wizards_DnD Player's Handbook from @dmsblock.bsky.social! 🎲🎲🎲 You can enter to win too👇

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March 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Good morning and Happy Monday to everyone who agrees that ANYONE who can't easily admit that Russia invaded Ukraine is a Putin bootlicker, a Russian stooge, and a moronic fucking asshole.

Russia invaded Ukraine, folks. PERIOD.
h/t: @acyn.bsky.social
March 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
@altnps.bsky.social is chaotic good
Get in good trouble, necessary trouble.
February 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Only time I will ever get behind the cheeto disguised as a corn husk
Putting “Trump declares Pluto a planet again” on my bingo card.
February 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The only people who can call me slut are my friends...

And bread bakers. I love bread 🍞🥖🥐
February 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The amount of times I've been asked if people can rawdog a scope up their ass with no anesthesia this year is too high.

It's only February. Yes, they are serious.
February 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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status until further notice
February 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Cats are babies too 🐈‍⬛
February 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Spoiler alert: he won't
February 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Love this. It should not be limited to this term. But it’s a great step forward.

Now @khanna.house.gov and other house members need to make the media tour , including Fox News, to talk about it

@petebuttigieg.bsky.social
BREAKING: Representative Ro Khanna has introduced the Drain the Swamp Act.

It will ban White House officials from accepting gifts from lobbyists or becoming lobbyists during the Trump term.
February 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Bella: I know what you are
Edward: Say it
Bella: A gulf
February 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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I visited your mom’s hometown, it’s really quite quaint
February 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Me this week with a busted knee 🥲
my knees still haven't recovered
February 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM