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👑🕷 Gou the Arachnid King
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🕷 27 | He/Him | Engaged | 🏳️‍🌈🌈 | 💙🤍🩷 | Zelda fan | Barks for Ghostface 👻🔪
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December 30, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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missed a spare at bowling and the scoreboard played an animation of me eating a log of shit with a knife and fork
December 31, 2024 at 5:42 PM
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Not good. Clocked into work at the time factory today and they had this baby dressed exactly like me
December 31, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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4pm on New Year's Eve day has got to be one of the most "what the hell" times of the whole year.
December 31, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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December 31, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Why the fuck do I keep getting schizo conspiracy posts on Twitter man
December 31, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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December 21, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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December 22, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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December 14, 2024 at 9:41 AM
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Explain this, humankind
December 15, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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cereal: enjoy a bowl of me for breakfast

me: ok

cereal: (innocently) i’m so yummy, have another bowl

me: ok

cereal: (now wearing evil mustache) you're not done yet you son of a bitch
December 12, 2024 at 1:28 PM
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My birth stone is a poppyseed bagel.
December 12, 2024 at 11:37 AM
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December 11, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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December 11, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Making my fiancé a snowglobe of our engagement proposal for their Christmas gift this year and I am so so so excited to start it tomorrow ☺️
December 12, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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December 11, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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December 11, 2024 at 6:09 AM
I am officially, legally, considered a man. 🥺💖💖💖
December 11, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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DEVIL + ZOMBIE GHOSTCATS ARE NOW UP! Preorders will be open until Dec 26th! Preorders will come with exclusive stickers by
@coeykuhn.bsky.social
that will not be available ever again!! PLEASE READ THE ITEM DESCRIPTION BEFORE ORDERING! ❤️💜

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December 9, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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I don’t think I reposted these Twilight Princess doodles before :V
December 9, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
December 9, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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December 9, 2024 at 1:18 PM