stop fantasising about mars and go to the mojave

Tight cuddles are always good, yes

I don't know, they were so close to telling a gay story without gay tragedy, and they ruined it right at the end.

No but it will make you smell like DO 🤮

I know plenty of Native Mexicans that would reject the label "Westerner"

How much is that because of their Ozempic economy?

But now you're so big 🥵

For anyone wondering, some possible dog names have survived from cuneiform sources.

On tiny dog figurines found buried under a palace in Nineveh, Iraq are inscriptions that seem to be names.

dan rigiššu “loud is his bark”

munaššiku gārîšu “biter of his foe”

mušēṣi lemnūti “expeller of evil”

We're looking at a codification of nationalist logics, of humanity only being extended to those whom the state deems as having reproductive utility. The cultural attitude of heterosexuality and parenthood as the truest measures of "being invested in our future", elevated and enshrined as law.

That's literally american mustard

This would be impressive if there was a full range of motion and no kipping...

The perfect man 🥵