Big Kim Woof-Woof
@pastrysaint.bsky.social
Schrödinger's Cad.
Any pronouns will do.
Philosophy Graduate. DVD/Blu-Ray Collector. Proud Uncle. Bipolar Thing.
Likes: Discworld; The Tiger Lillies; UK comedy (stand-up/sketch/panel); kebabs; Muppets; Dr Who; & Warhammer (Age o' Sigmar).
Any pronouns will do.
Philosophy Graduate. DVD/Blu-Ray Collector. Proud Uncle. Bipolar Thing.
Likes: Discworld; The Tiger Lillies; UK comedy (stand-up/sketch/panel); kebabs; Muppets; Dr Who; & Warhammer (Age o' Sigmar).
Yesterday's diary entry contained the phrases "satisfying wank" and "Josh Widdicombe".
Quite the juxtaposition.
Quite the juxtaposition.
January 15, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Yesterday's diary entry contained the phrases "satisfying wank" and "Josh Widdicombe".
Quite the juxtaposition.
Quite the juxtaposition.
R. Gervais is a gurning little edgelord. Pass it on.
January 14, 2026 at 12:05 PM
R. Gervais is a gurning little edgelord. Pass it on.
Back from my sleep study... with glue in my hair.
It went alright.
It went alright.
January 14, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Back from my sleep study... with glue in my hair.
It went alright.
It went alright.
I've got a 'sleep study' tonight. Apparently there's a chance that I suffer from sleep apnea. So I have to trot along to the hospital, and get a normal night's rest... whilst wired up to a dozen or so machines.
Errk.
Errk.
January 13, 2026 at 7:47 AM
I've got a 'sleep study' tonight. Apparently there's a chance that I suffer from sleep apnea. So I have to trot along to the hospital, and get a normal night's rest... whilst wired up to a dozen or so machines.
Errk.
Errk.
"I've never acted out of a trench! I might fall over!"
Many happy returns, CC!
Many happy returns, CC!
Carol Cleveland is 84 today, Happy Birthday Carol 🎁🎂
January 13, 2026 at 6:42 AM
"I've never acted out of a trench! I might fall over!"
Many happy returns, CC!
Many happy returns, CC!
I can't decide if I'm going to collect these or not, now that I'm all blu-rayed up. I've already got everything on DVD. I'm not a stickler for superior picture quality. It's really just the extras. Hmmm.
#DoctorWho
#DoctorWho
Out today!
Doctor Who: The Collection Season 15
Blu-ray Standard Edition
HORROR OF FANG ROCK
THE INVISIBLE ENEMY
IMAGE OF THE FENDAHL
THE SUN MAKERS
UNDERWORLD
THE INVASION OF TIME
All 6 classic stories restored for Blu-ray with extras old and new
amzn.to/3MOUqli #Ad
Doctor Who: The Collection Season 15
Blu-ray Standard Edition
HORROR OF FANG ROCK
THE INVISIBLE ENEMY
IMAGE OF THE FENDAHL
THE SUN MAKERS
UNDERWORLD
THE INVASION OF TIME
All 6 classic stories restored for Blu-ray with extras old and new
amzn.to/3MOUqli #Ad
January 12, 2026 at 10:27 AM
I can't decide if I'm going to collect these or not, now that I'm all blu-rayed up. I've already got everything on DVD. I'm not a stickler for superior picture quality. It's really just the extras. Hmmm.
#DoctorWho
#DoctorWho
I've never been to see stand-up comedy in an 'arena'.
Don't really fancy it, either.
Don't really fancy it, either.
January 11, 2026 at 10:29 AM
I've never been to see stand-up comedy in an 'arena'.
Don't really fancy it, either.
Don't really fancy it, either.
Anyone else feel that turning the subtitles on when you're watching something is somehow... cheating?
January 10, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Anyone else feel that turning the subtitles on when you're watching something is somehow... cheating?
They've done a marvellous clean-up of the first series of #BlackAdder on the blu-ray... the filmed stuff looks like a proper movie!
January 10, 2026 at 6:14 AM
They've done a marvellous clean-up of the first series of #BlackAdder on the blu-ray... the filmed stuff looks like a proper movie!
I've never quite got what the joke is meant to be in the Martin Luther sketch that didn't make the final cut of 'The Meaning of Life'.
What are the voices meant to be? Jewish? Why!?
Not surprised it got dropped, to be honest!
#MontyPython
What are the voices meant to be? Jewish? Why!?
Not surprised it got dropped, to be honest!
#MontyPython
January 9, 2026 at 12:17 PM
I've never quite got what the joke is meant to be in the Martin Luther sketch that didn't make the final cut of 'The Meaning of Life'.
What are the voices meant to be? Jewish? Why!?
Not surprised it got dropped, to be honest!
#MontyPython
What are the voices meant to be? Jewish? Why!?
Not surprised it got dropped, to be honest!
#MontyPython
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Im sure im not alone here. All the Americans i know are amazing people. Clever, funny, empathetic or all three. I have no idea who these other fuckwits are.
January 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Im sure im not alone here. All the Americans i know are amazing people. Clever, funny, empathetic or all three. I have no idea who these other fuckwits are.
"BIG LASER GUN TANK GOES BOOM!!!"
That's all I hear when people talk about Warhammer 40,000.
#Warhammer
That's all I hear when people talk about Warhammer 40,000.
#Warhammer
January 8, 2026 at 1:25 PM
"BIG LASER GUN TANK GOES BOOM!!!"
That's all I hear when people talk about Warhammer 40,000.
#Warhammer
That's all I hear when people talk about Warhammer 40,000.
#Warhammer
When I was 13 I got taken to Disneyland Paris.
I loved it, but unfortunately I was at that awkward age where I thought I was too grown-up to have my photo taken with the characters.
I'm 42 now, and really want to go back and pose for a pic with Donald Duck!
#Disney
I loved it, but unfortunately I was at that awkward age where I thought I was too grown-up to have my photo taken with the characters.
I'm 42 now, and really want to go back and pose for a pic with Donald Duck!
#Disney
January 8, 2026 at 5:29 AM
When I was 13 I got taken to Disneyland Paris.
I loved it, but unfortunately I was at that awkward age where I thought I was too grown-up to have my photo taken with the characters.
I'm 42 now, and really want to go back and pose for a pic with Donald Duck!
#Disney
I loved it, but unfortunately I was at that awkward age where I thought I was too grown-up to have my photo taken with the characters.
I'm 42 now, and really want to go back and pose for a pic with Donald Duck!
#Disney
I deactivated my Threads account.
My attempts at scathing wit were wasted on the cretins, dullards and sapheads that started infesting the place.
And, frankly, I shouldn't be so puerile. It's not 2011 any more.
My attempts at scathing wit were wasted on the cretins, dullards and sapheads that started infesting the place.
And, frankly, I shouldn't be so puerile. It's not 2011 any more.
January 7, 2026 at 11:03 AM
I deactivated my Threads account.
My attempts at scathing wit were wasted on the cretins, dullards and sapheads that started infesting the place.
And, frankly, I shouldn't be so puerile. It's not 2011 any more.
My attempts at scathing wit were wasted on the cretins, dullards and sapheads that started infesting the place.
And, frankly, I shouldn't be so puerile. It's not 2011 any more.
Happy birthday to Rowan Atkinson. Some of my earliest comedy obsessions were with ol' rubber-chops.
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Happy birthday to Rowan Atkinson. Some of my earliest comedy obsessions were with ol' rubber-chops.
I'm listening to the League's new commentary on their anniversary specials. I'm getting a massive nostalgia high! I love, and have always loved, their commentaries.
I punched the air at the remembered "homoerotic opening"!
#TheLeagueOfGentlemen
I punched the air at the remembered "homoerotic opening"!
#TheLeagueOfGentlemen
January 5, 2026 at 11:17 AM
I'm listening to the League's new commentary on their anniversary specials. I'm getting a massive nostalgia high! I love, and have always loved, their commentaries.
I punched the air at the remembered "homoerotic opening"!
#TheLeagueOfGentlemen
I punched the air at the remembered "homoerotic opening"!
#TheLeagueOfGentlemen
I once described Susie Dent as "quietly sexy". I think her #Taskmaster appearance reaffirmed that.
January 5, 2026 at 10:06 AM
I once described Susie Dent as "quietly sexy". I think her #Taskmaster appearance reaffirmed that.
My dream #Taskmaster line-up?
Rick, Vyvyan, Neil, Mike, and Mr Balowski.
Not the actors, the actual characters.
A.I., can you make this happen?
Rick, Vyvyan, Neil, Mike, and Mr Balowski.
Not the actors, the actual characters.
A.I., can you make this happen?
January 4, 2026 at 12:19 PM
My dream #Taskmaster line-up?
Rick, Vyvyan, Neil, Mike, and Mr Balowski.
Not the actors, the actual characters.
A.I., can you make this happen?
Rick, Vyvyan, Neil, Mike, and Mr Balowski.
Not the actors, the actual characters.
A.I., can you make this happen?
2025 will go down, in my own personal history, as the year that I somehow lived through, despite a few near scrapes.
December 31, 2025 at 11:56 AM
2025 will go down, in my own personal history, as the year that I somehow lived through, despite a few near scrapes.
New Year's Eve, eh?
I'm making a pizza and drinking the expensive lemonade. Later on I'll assemble the fresh box of classic Chaos Warriors that came in the post today. And going to bed as normal.
I still know how to have a good time, nut-duckers!
I'm making a pizza and drinking the expensive lemonade. Later on I'll assemble the fresh box of classic Chaos Warriors that came in the post today. And going to bed as normal.
I still know how to have a good time, nut-duckers!
December 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
New Year's Eve, eh?
I'm making a pizza and drinking the expensive lemonade. Later on I'll assemble the fresh box of classic Chaos Warriors that came in the post today. And going to bed as normal.
I still know how to have a good time, nut-duckers!
I'm making a pizza and drinking the expensive lemonade. Later on I'll assemble the fresh box of classic Chaos Warriors that came in the post today. And going to bed as normal.
I still know how to have a good time, nut-duckers!
Today I learned about disc rot.
I checked some of my most venerable DVDs and CDs... no symptoms presented themselves.
Shouldn't be surprised. I've always looked after my 'physical media' better than I've looked after myself.
I checked some of my most venerable DVDs and CDs... no symptoms presented themselves.
Shouldn't be surprised. I've always looked after my 'physical media' better than I've looked after myself.
December 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Today I learned about disc rot.
I checked some of my most venerable DVDs and CDs... no symptoms presented themselves.
Shouldn't be surprised. I've always looked after my 'physical media' better than I've looked after myself.
I checked some of my most venerable DVDs and CDs... no symptoms presented themselves.
Shouldn't be surprised. I've always looked after my 'physical media' better than I've looked after myself.
The mere fact that Ricky Gervais still has a career proves that there's no god. Ironic, isn't it?
December 28, 2025 at 10:05 AM
The mere fact that Ricky Gervais still has a career proves that there's no god. Ironic, isn't it?
I just ordered the extended blu-ray box set of 'The Lord of the Rings'. Got a bargain, thanks to Boxing Day sales. Will be having a big ol' Middle-Earth marathon sometime in the coming weeks.
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I just ordered the extended blu-ray box set of 'The Lord of the Rings'. Got a bargain, thanks to Boxing Day sales. Will be having a big ol' Middle-Earth marathon sometime in the coming weeks.
Scorching hot Christmas Day here. I'm staying in the air-conditioned house and watching 'The League of Gentlemen's glorious Xmas spesh... on BLU-RAY! I got gifted the box set. The picture quality is great, you can really make out all the lipstick on Bernice's teeth.
December 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Scorching hot Christmas Day here. I'm staying in the air-conditioned house and watching 'The League of Gentlemen's glorious Xmas spesh... on BLU-RAY! I got gifted the box set. The picture quality is great, you can really make out all the lipstick on Bernice's teeth.