Big Kim Woof-Woof
@pastrysaint.bsky.social
Any pronouns will do.
DVD Curator. Hedonite of Slaanesh.
Philosophy Graduate. Neurodivergent and Queer.
Likes: Discworld; The Tiger Lillies; UK comedy; Dr Who; and food.
DVD Curator. Hedonite of Slaanesh.
Philosophy Graduate. Neurodivergent and Queer.
Likes: Discworld; The Tiger Lillies; UK comedy; Dr Who; and food.
An old Chaos Sorcerer that I just finished painting.
The model that I DIDN'T get when they did a free random wizard with White Dwarf back in the 90s (I got the Jade Wizard. Boo.)
Delighted to finally have him in my collection!
#Warhammer #Slaanesh #PaintingWarhammer
The model that I DIDN'T get when they did a free random wizard with White Dwarf back in the 90s (I got the Jade Wizard. Boo.)
Delighted to finally have him in my collection!
#Warhammer #Slaanesh #PaintingWarhammer
February 2, 2026 at 6:07 AM
An old Chaos Sorcerer that I just finished painting.
The model that I DIDN'T get when they did a free random wizard with White Dwarf back in the 90s (I got the Jade Wizard. Boo.)
Delighted to finally have him in my collection!
#Warhammer #Slaanesh #PaintingWarhammer
The model that I DIDN'T get when they did a free random wizard with White Dwarf back in the 90s (I got the Jade Wizard. Boo.)
Delighted to finally have him in my collection!
#Warhammer #Slaanesh #PaintingWarhammer
My miniatures always seem to look much better in person than in photos.
I think it's because I'm a bit impressionistic, to borrow a term from fine art. I go for the overall effect, rather than subtle highlighting and detail work.
I'm probably talking a load of wank, really.
I think it's because I'm a bit impressionistic, to borrow a term from fine art. I go for the overall effect, rather than subtle highlighting and detail work.
I'm probably talking a load of wank, really.
February 2, 2026 at 5:43 AM
My miniatures always seem to look much better in person than in photos.
I think it's because I'm a bit impressionistic, to borrow a term from fine art. I go for the overall effect, rather than subtle highlighting and detail work.
I'm probably talking a load of wank, really.
I think it's because I'm a bit impressionistic, to borrow a term from fine art. I go for the overall effect, rather than subtle highlighting and detail work.
I'm probably talking a load of wank, really.
I often fantasise about having Sunday lunch at a carvery with Greg Davies.
It's not a sexual fantasy.
Is it....?
It's not a sexual fantasy.
Is it....?
February 1, 2026 at 12:13 PM
I often fantasise about having Sunday lunch at a carvery with Greg Davies.
It's not a sexual fantasy.
Is it....?
It's not a sexual fantasy.
Is it....?
If you'll pardon my lapse into the topical... Nicki Minaj is clearly related to the stegosaurus; her brains are in her arse.
February 1, 2026 at 1:34 AM
If you'll pardon my lapse into the topical... Nicki Minaj is clearly related to the stegosaurus; her brains are in her arse.
I completed painting a whopping fourteen miniatures this month. That's more than I finished off in the entirety of 2025!
For February, I'm going to tackle something big, while the artistic urge is with me...
For February, I'm going to tackle something big, while the artistic urge is with me...
January 31, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I completed painting a whopping fourteen miniatures this month. That's more than I finished off in the entirety of 2025!
For February, I'm going to tackle something big, while the artistic urge is with me...
For February, I'm going to tackle something big, while the artistic urge is with me...
"They'd never be able to make this nowadays because of all the sensitive woke snowflakes".
- That's every Facebook comment on every clip of every UK comedy show that was made pre-COVID, right there.
Fucking cretins.
- That's every Facebook comment on every clip of every UK comedy show that was made pre-COVID, right there.
Fucking cretins.
January 31, 2026 at 6:24 AM
"They'd never be able to make this nowadays because of all the sensitive woke snowflakes".
- That's every Facebook comment on every clip of every UK comedy show that was made pre-COVID, right there.
Fucking cretins.
- That's every Facebook comment on every clip of every UK comedy show that was made pre-COVID, right there.
Fucking cretins.
Rob Beckett almost puking up his "big coffee" whilst rolling around in goose shit is a perennial favourite #Taskmaster moment for me.
January 30, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Rob Beckett almost puking up his "big coffee" whilst rolling around in goose shit is a perennial favourite #Taskmaster moment for me.
Got the results of my 'sleep study'. Apparently I do have sleep apnea, and have probably had it all my life.
So there's a medical reason why I've always liked an afternoon nap!
So there's a medical reason why I've always liked an afternoon nap!
January 30, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Got the results of my 'sleep study'. Apparently I do have sleep apnea, and have probably had it all my life.
So there's a medical reason why I've always liked an afternoon nap!
So there's a medical reason why I've always liked an afternoon nap!
I love these biscuits.
Yes, I do have the culinary sophistication of a rabid five-year-old at a birthday party... thanks for noticing.
Yes, I do have the culinary sophistication of a rabid five-year-old at a birthday party... thanks for noticing.
January 29, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I love these biscuits.
Yes, I do have the culinary sophistication of a rabid five-year-old at a birthday party... thanks for noticing.
Yes, I do have the culinary sophistication of a rabid five-year-old at a birthday party... thanks for noticing.
Rather surprised that in Andy Serkis's reading of 'Small Gods' he elected to pronounce Brutha as, basically, "brother".
I always assumed it was Brew-tha, like Luther.
Am I alone?
#Discworld
I always assumed it was Brew-tha, like Luther.
Am I alone?
#Discworld
January 29, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Rather surprised that in Andy Serkis's reading of 'Small Gods' he elected to pronounce Brutha as, basically, "brother".
I always assumed it was Brew-tha, like Luther.
Am I alone?
#Discworld
I always assumed it was Brew-tha, like Luther.
Am I alone?
#Discworld
My lovely horse... almost done.
His rider should be in the saddle before the month is out, too.
#WIPWednesday
His rider should be in the saddle before the month is out, too.
#WIPWednesday
January 28, 2026 at 1:30 PM
My lovely horse... almost done.
His rider should be in the saddle before the month is out, too.
#WIPWednesday
His rider should be in the saddle before the month is out, too.
#WIPWednesday
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There is no justice. There is just us.
January 27, 2026 at 10:41 AM
There is no justice. There is just us.
January 26, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Today I taught my three-year-old niece to say "ni!"
I'm sure her parents will appreciate that.
I'm sure her parents will appreciate that.
a man with a beard is wearing a helmet and says ni
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a helmet and says ni
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January 26, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Today I taught my three-year-old niece to say "ni!"
I'm sure her parents will appreciate that.
I'm sure her parents will appreciate that.
Anyone else fancy a kebab?
January 25, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Anyone else fancy a kebab?
"Kermit's voice isn't right".
I don't think people realise that its not just some voice-over guy. The Muppet guys are performers, they're turning a bag of felt into a genuine character. It's a real art form.
Considering that, I think it's amazing how good they are replicating old voices!
#Muppets
I don't think people realise that its not just some voice-over guy. The Muppet guys are performers, they're turning a bag of felt into a genuine character. It's a real art form.
Considering that, I think it's amazing how good they are replicating old voices!
#Muppets
January 24, 2026 at 10:01 AM
"Kermit's voice isn't right".
I don't think people realise that its not just some voice-over guy. The Muppet guys are performers, they're turning a bag of felt into a genuine character. It's a real art form.
Considering that, I think it's amazing how good they are replicating old voices!
#Muppets
I don't think people realise that its not just some voice-over guy. The Muppet guys are performers, they're turning a bag of felt into a genuine character. It's a real art form.
Considering that, I think it's amazing how good they are replicating old voices!
#Muppets
Even if you're entirely objective about it, Graham Linehan just LOOKS like someone who stays up all night harassing women on the internet.
January 24, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Even if you're entirely objective about it, Graham Linehan just LOOKS like someone who stays up all night harassing women on the internet.
Magnificent advice, right there.
Carry yourself today with the confidence of Brian Blessed in a ridiculous costume.
January 24, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Magnificent advice, right there.
When I first entered the #Warhammer hobby, the first models I fell in love with were these glorious Slaanesh Chaos Champions, sculpted by Jes Goodwin. Yeah, I'm old.
I'm proud them. They were a joy to paint!
#Slaanesh
I'm proud them. They were a joy to paint!
#Slaanesh
January 24, 2026 at 3:33 AM
When I first entered the #Warhammer hobby, the first models I fell in love with were these glorious Slaanesh Chaos Champions, sculpted by Jes Goodwin. Yeah, I'm old.
I'm proud them. They were a joy to paint!
#Slaanesh
I'm proud them. They were a joy to paint!
#Slaanesh
I grew up with the 1987 'Masters of the Universe' movie.
The toys? Never had them. The cartoon? Nope, never watched it.
But I loved the movie. It was my 'Star Wars'.
So this new #MotU movie probably isn't for me.
The toys? Never had them. The cartoon? Nope, never watched it.
But I loved the movie. It was my 'Star Wars'.
So this new #MotU movie probably isn't for me.
January 23, 2026 at 11:53 AM
I grew up with the 1987 'Masters of the Universe' movie.
The toys? Never had them. The cartoon? Nope, never watched it.
But I loved the movie. It was my 'Star Wars'.
So this new #MotU movie probably isn't for me.
The toys? Never had them. The cartoon? Nope, never watched it.
But I loved the movie. It was my 'Star Wars'.
So this new #MotU movie probably isn't for me.
January 22, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Bloody hell, it seems there's quite a lot of #Warhammer based activity on here.
Might have to post some pictures of my depraved little miniatures sometime!
Might have to post some pictures of my depraved little miniatures sometime!
January 22, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Bloody hell, it seems there's quite a lot of #Warhammer based activity on here.
Might have to post some pictures of my depraved little miniatures sometime!
Might have to post some pictures of my depraved little miniatures sometime!
I've already got fifteen Hellstriders.
Naturally I just went and bought another box of them.
Will I ever need them? Probably not.
Slaanesh is the god of excess, so...
#Warhammer
Naturally I just went and bought another box of them.
Will I ever need them? Probably not.
Slaanesh is the god of excess, so...
#Warhammer
January 22, 2026 at 8:11 AM
I've already got fifteen Hellstriders.
Naturally I just went and bought another box of them.
Will I ever need them? Probably not.
Slaanesh is the god of excess, so...
#Warhammer
Naturally I just went and bought another box of them.
Will I ever need them? Probably not.
Slaanesh is the god of excess, so...
#Warhammer
Sendle really have given up...
January 22, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Sendle really have given up...