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AI is getting pretty realistic.
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
AI is getting pretty realistic.
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hello, yes, here is my proposal to fix the systemic problem of American voter turnout (both disengaged and stifled)
The span of time between Dec. 25th and Jan. 1st shall now be known as Election Week (replacing Nov. 5th) and the entire week is now a national holiday.
The span of time between Dec. 25th and Jan. 1st shall now be known as Election Week (replacing Nov. 5th) and the entire week is now a national holiday.
December 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
hello, yes, here is my proposal to fix the systemic problem of American voter turnout (both disengaged and stifled)
The span of time between Dec. 25th and Jan. 1st shall now be known as Election Week (replacing Nov. 5th) and the entire week is now a national holiday.
The span of time between Dec. 25th and Jan. 1st shall now be known as Election Week (replacing Nov. 5th) and the entire week is now a national holiday.
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The friends from @minnmax.com asked me about my Top 10 games of 2025!
Check out the Patreon post for other recommendations from this year!
Thanks again for asking me to participate! :)
Check out the Patreon post for other recommendations from this year!
Thanks again for asking me to participate! :)
MinnMax's big round-up of Top 10s! www.patreon.com/posts/everyb...
Here's @knoebel.bsky.social's Top 10 games of 2025!
1. Silksong
2. Dispatch
3. Expedition 33
4. Citizen Sleeper 2
5. Consume Me
6. The King Is Watching
7. Death Stranding 2
8. South of Midnight
9. Blue Prince
10. Sword of the Sea
Here's @knoebel.bsky.social's Top 10 games of 2025!
1. Silksong
2. Dispatch
3. Expedition 33
4. Citizen Sleeper 2
5. Consume Me
6. The King Is Watching
7. Death Stranding 2
8. South of Midnight
9. Blue Prince
10. Sword of the Sea
December 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The friends from @minnmax.com asked me about my Top 10 games of 2025!
Check out the Patreon post for other recommendations from this year!
Thanks again for asking me to participate! :)
Check out the Patreon post for other recommendations from this year!
Thanks again for asking me to participate! :)
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Unfortunately I cooked a perfect beef wellington on my first try so I am going to be insufferable for 2026 🫶
December 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Unfortunately I cooked a perfect beef wellington on my first try so I am going to be insufferable for 2026 🫶
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Xmas breakfast served at 1 pm like it's meant to be. I forgot to take a picture but here is what the family left.
That bacon was thick. 👀
That bacon was thick. 👀
December 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Xmas breakfast served at 1 pm like it's meant to be. I forgot to take a picture but here is what the family left.
That bacon was thick. 👀
That bacon was thick. 👀
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Got an awesome present yesterday!
December 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Got an awesome present yesterday!
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No rest for the wicked.
Streaming today but it's gonna be a short one because I guess Little Man expects holiday pancakes this morning at some point. 🥞
Merry Christmas if you celebrate.
Also it is Thursday, so it is Garbage Day. This is universally celebrated, so enjoy it.
Streaming today but it's gonna be a short one because I guess Little Man expects holiday pancakes this morning at some point. 🥞
Merry Christmas if you celebrate.
Also it is Thursday, so it is Garbage Day. This is universally celebrated, so enjoy it.
a man is carrying a bag in front of a garbage can that says 04 60573
ALT: a man is carrying a bag in front of a garbage can that says 04 60573
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December 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
No rest for the wicked.
Streaming today but it's gonna be a short one because I guess Little Man expects holiday pancakes this morning at some point. 🥞
Merry Christmas if you celebrate.
Also it is Thursday, so it is Garbage Day. This is universally celebrated, so enjoy it.
Streaming today but it's gonna be a short one because I guess Little Man expects holiday pancakes this morning at some point. 🥞
Merry Christmas if you celebrate.
Also it is Thursday, so it is Garbage Day. This is universally celebrated, so enjoy it.
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1 week until the 8th Annual Cringey Awards.
Oh yeah and Merry Christmas too I suppose.
Back to Cringey Awards prep though.
Oh yeah and Merry Christmas too I suppose.
Back to Cringey Awards prep though.
December 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
1 week until the 8th Annual Cringey Awards.
Oh yeah and Merry Christmas too I suppose.
Back to Cringey Awards prep though.
Oh yeah and Merry Christmas too I suppose.
Back to Cringey Awards prep though.
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Some people have asked for the direct RSS link so here it is: rss.buzzsprout.com/2560437.rss
SEE YOU IN HELL is now live on podcast services! Just the trailer for now with the full pilot episode coming on Jan 8 but subscribe now so you get it as soon as it drops! Here's the Apple Podcasts link:
See You in Hell
Comedy Podcast · Married showrunners Dan and Gayle Bellingham are the creators of West Palm Beach, the biggest, buzziest hit show in modern TV history. But when an acrimonious divorce brings their col...
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December 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Some people have asked for the direct RSS link so here it is: rss.buzzsprout.com/2560437.rss
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Sigh. Once again, if you are warning us about fascism while posting on Substack you’re asking us to do work YOU 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 WILLING 👏 TO 👏 DO.
December 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Sigh. Once again, if you are warning us about fascism while posting on Substack you’re asking us to do work YOU 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 WILLING 👏 TO 👏 DO.
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As the year ends, let me thank public school teachers who, under difficult circumstances, are doing their best to educate our kids.
If this country is to flourish, we need the best education system in the world. Let’s fight for a nation where teachers are well-paid & respected.
If this country is to flourish, we need the best education system in the world. Let’s fight for a nation where teachers are well-paid & respected.
December 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
As the year ends, let me thank public school teachers who, under difficult circumstances, are doing their best to educate our kids.
If this country is to flourish, we need the best education system in the world. Let’s fight for a nation where teachers are well-paid & respected.
If this country is to flourish, we need the best education system in the world. Let’s fight for a nation where teachers are well-paid & respected.
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Merry Christmas everyone! 🎄🎅
If you celebrate or not I hope you all are having a good time today. ❤️
If you celebrate or not I hope you all are having a good time today. ❤️
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Merry Christmas everyone! 🎄🎅
If you celebrate or not I hope you all are having a good time today. ❤️
If you celebrate or not I hope you all are having a good time today. ❤️
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Me: Complains there is too many games I want to play in February...
Mouse P. I. delayed to March
Saros delayed to April
007 First Light delayed to May
...All of a sudden no interesting games in February for me 🙃
Mouse P. I. delayed to March
Saros delayed to April
007 First Light delayed to May
...All of a sudden no interesting games in February for me 🙃
December 24, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Me: Complains there is too many games I want to play in February...
Mouse P. I. delayed to March
Saros delayed to April
007 First Light delayed to May
...All of a sudden no interesting games in February for me 🙃
Mouse P. I. delayed to March
Saros delayed to April
007 First Light delayed to May
...All of a sudden no interesting games in February for me 🙃
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SEE YOU IN HELL is now live on podcast services! Just the trailer for now with the full pilot episode coming on Jan 8 but subscribe now so you get it as soon as it drops! Here's the Apple Podcasts link:
See You in Hell
Comedy Podcast · Married showrunners Dan and Gayle Bellingham are the creators of West Palm Beach, the biggest, buzziest hit show in modern TV history. But when an acrimonious divorce brings their col...
podcasts.apple.com
December 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
SEE YOU IN HELL is now live on podcast services! Just the trailer for now with the full pilot episode coming on Jan 8 but subscribe now so you get it as soon as it drops! Here's the Apple Podcasts link:
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We have a poster! Art by @marklevyart.bsky.social a real human being
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
We have a poster! Art by @marklevyart.bsky.social a real human being
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December 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Hey, we are a few days away from christmas and I know the last few years were difficult and this time can be hard for people.
If you have intrusive thoughts, there are hotlines that will help you:
US 988
Germany 0800 111 0 1111
Brazil 188
France 3114
UK 0800 587 0800
[1/2]
If you have intrusive thoughts, there are hotlines that will help you:
US 988
Germany 0800 111 0 1111
Brazil 188
France 3114
UK 0800 587 0800
[1/2]
December 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Hey, we are a few days away from christmas and I know the last few years were difficult and this time can be hard for people.
If you have intrusive thoughts, there are hotlines that will help you:
US 988
Germany 0800 111 0 1111
Brazil 188
France 3114
UK 0800 587 0800
[1/2]
If you have intrusive thoughts, there are hotlines that will help you:
US 988
Germany 0800 111 0 1111
Brazil 188
France 3114
UK 0800 587 0800
[1/2]
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You think Jack Black ad-libbed Skadoosh or was that written for him?
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
You think Jack Black ad-libbed Skadoosh or was that written for him?
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A reminder that this project has zero marketing budget so reposts of the below are much appreciated! I have a link to the actual podcast page and website soon!
SEE YOU JANUARY 8. This trailer gives a very small taste of what’s coming… probably the end of my career lol
SEE YOU IN HELL - Trailer #1
YouTube video by Gary Whitta
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
A reminder that this project has zero marketing budget so reposts of the below are much appreciated! I have a link to the actual podcast page and website soon!
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SEE YOU JANUARY 8. This trailer gives a very small taste of what’s coming… probably the end of my career lol
SEE YOU IN HELL - Trailer #1
YouTube video by Gary Whitta
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
SEE YOU JANUARY 8. This trailer gives a very small taste of what’s coming… probably the end of my career lol
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I have zero marketing budget so reposts on the below are MUCH appreciated! I’ll have links to the podcast and website soon!
SEE YOU JANUARY 8. This trailer gives a very small taste of what’s coming… probably the end of my career lol
SEE YOU IN HELL - Trailer #1
YouTube video by Gary Whitta
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I have zero marketing budget so reposts on the below are MUCH appreciated! I’ll have links to the podcast and website soon!
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Memory is weird. I come inside w/ the dogs & my wife asks: "when you get a chance to look can you let me know your driver license number?"
Haven't worried about it for years but instantly answered so fast she didn't even hear the first half. She said thanks.
Then I asked what her name was again.
Haven't worried about it for years but instantly answered so fast she didn't even hear the first half. She said thanks.
Then I asked what her name was again.
December 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Memory is weird. I come inside w/ the dogs & my wife asks: "when you get a chance to look can you let me know your driver license number?"
Haven't worried about it for years but instantly answered so fast she didn't even hear the first half. She said thanks.
Then I asked what her name was again.
Haven't worried about it for years but instantly answered so fast she didn't even hear the first half. She said thanks.
Then I asked what her name was again.
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Pretzel is excited it is the first game of the poncho gets brought out this year.
Too bad it's 80 F/27 C but I will manage. 😃
Too bad it's 80 F/27 C but I will manage. 😃
December 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Pretzel is excited it is the first game of the poncho gets brought out this year.
Too bad it's 80 F/27 C but I will manage. 😃
Too bad it's 80 F/27 C but I will manage. 😃