Pasternak
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Nobody understands Emperor Norton except me
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Working out a scenario where Pornhub has to launch a prestigious monthly print magazine in order to stay online in Tennessee. This is how we bring the business back: ransoming access to stepsister-stuck-in-washing-machine content with long-form literary criticism and Malcolm Harris book excerpts.
January 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Working out a scenario where Pornhub has to launch a prestigious monthly print magazine in order to stay online in Tennessee. This is how we bring the business back: ransoming access to stepsister-stuck-in-washing-machine content with long-form literary criticism and Malcolm Harris book excerpts.
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Long Island, ladies and gentlemen.
January 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Long Island, ladies and gentlemen.
Drake is the greatest SEO manager of our time. Whos going to pay me to write this thinkpiece
October 23, 2023 at 10:42 PM
Drake is the greatest SEO manager of our time. Whos going to pay me to write this thinkpiece
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one thing I’m learning from discussions about Israel/Palestine is that an uncomfortable amount of our political debates are being channeled into proxy wars about the quality of corporate PR statements.
October 11, 2023 at 4:12 PM
one thing I’m learning from discussions about Israel/Palestine is that an uncomfortable amount of our political debates are being channeled into proxy wars about the quality of corporate PR statements.
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Aides tell Mayor Adams that the floodwaters are threatening the deposits of minerals and gems beneath the New York City that give it its special energy. He hops into a city vehicle and drives it down the sidewalk to a restaurant owned by someone who has been imprisoned twice for Medicare fraud.
September 29, 2023 at 2:36 PM
Aides tell Mayor Adams that the floodwaters are threatening the deposits of minerals and gems beneath the New York City that give it its special energy. He hops into a city vehicle and drives it down the sidewalk to a restaurant owned by someone who has been imprisoned twice for Medicare fraud.
Really excited to see which restaurant starts advertizing as having a "seed oil-free kitchen" first. Which city are you betting on. I think boulder or austin
September 21, 2023 at 2:20 PM
Really excited to see which restaurant starts advertizing as having a "seed oil-free kitchen" first. Which city are you betting on. I think boulder or austin
We're all one generation, the human generation
September 19, 2023 at 8:54 PM
We're all one generation, the human generation
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For real though I always know when Elon fucked up because suddenly the people who follow me stop being “Gregarious Truck” with a bio that says “laughter, solace, effervescent” and start being real people like “penis horticulturist” with bios that say “scooby Doo smoke weed yall”
September 18, 2023 at 8:58 PM
For real though I always know when Elon fucked up because suddenly the people who follow me stop being “Gregarious Truck” with a bio that says “laughter, solace, effervescent” and start being real people like “penis horticulturist” with bios that say “scooby Doo smoke weed yall”
Really icy tones have been the thing for bottle blondes for like a decade now, and one fun consequence of that is now a girl will dye her hair like, honey blonde and announce on ig shes a redhead. Im not being sarcastic im having a good time w this
September 15, 2023 at 7:14 PM
Really icy tones have been the thing for bottle blondes for like a decade now, and one fun consequence of that is now a girl will dye her hair like, honey blonde and announce on ig shes a redhead. Im not being sarcastic im having a good time w this
I am being served dave mustaine's daughter's slow living instagram reels
September 15, 2023 at 6:33 PM
I am being served dave mustaine's daughter's slow living instagram reels
We cant get gifs on here theres too many millennials and itll bring out our worst impulses
September 15, 2023 at 2:35 PM
We cant get gifs on here theres too many millennials and itll bring out our worst impulses
We really have managed to go from "when you're getting something for free, you're what's getting sold" to a new frontier where everyone is paying to get sold
September 15, 2023 at 12:55 AM
We really have managed to go from "when you're getting something for free, you're what's getting sold" to a new frontier where everyone is paying to get sold
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they can’t wait for the strikes to be over so they can really start hiking streaming prices. the promise of streaming was a lie made possible by low interest rates and delusional tech narratives.
Warner Bros. Discovery CFO on Streaming Prices: “Quality Content Has Been Given Away Well Below Fa...
Gunnar Wiedenfels told an investor conference how the giant decides on licensing programming to give it more "oxygen," the Disney-Charter carriage deal, Hollywood strikes, the ad market and potential ...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
September 14, 2023 at 11:58 PM
they can’t wait for the strikes to be over so they can really start hiking streaming prices. the promise of streaming was a lie made possible by low interest rates and delusional tech narratives.
Have we had any updates on those missouri cheese caves. Whats going on in there
September 12, 2023 at 4:47 PM
Have we had any updates on those missouri cheese caves. Whats going on in there
Doja cats interesting to me cuz shes this case study in "what if a incel-ideology 4chan anon was a hot girl with a little musical talent."
August 31, 2023 at 5:06 PM
Doja cats interesting to me cuz shes this case study in "what if a incel-ideology 4chan anon was a hot girl with a little musical talent."
Anyway. Time for everyone to read this again:
The Californian Ideology
'Not to lie about the future is impossible and one can lie about it at will' - Naum Gabo
www.metamute.org
August 31, 2023 at 4:03 PM
Anyway. Time for everyone to read this again:
We need more lunatics on here
August 31, 2023 at 3:19 PM
We need more lunatics on here
What are we supposed to be posting on here. Whats the vibe what are the theoretical underpinnings
August 31, 2023 at 3:07 PM
What are we supposed to be posting on here. Whats the vibe what are the theoretical underpinnings
Shark walk wednesday
Shark Walk - Shriekback
Music and album cover go to their respective owners, copyrights, etc.--------------------------------------------------------------Here comes your man now ev...
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August 31, 2023 at 3:02 PM
Shark walk wednesday
Actually cheech and chong funding their retirement by hawking gummies in pervasive internet ads is pretty good. Im ok w/ that one
August 31, 2023 at 2:14 PM
Actually cheech and chong funding their retirement by hawking gummies in pervasive internet ads is pretty good. Im ok w/ that one