past-tense-coyote.bsky.social
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mongoose wrapped in a coyote skin wrapped in the approximation of a human
"I have a flashlight on my phone."

That's for when it's 1:30AM and you're 9 episodes in with 2% battery and you realize you unplugged your charger so you're leaning over the bed looking for the power strip trying not to fall to your doom.

Please buy a real flashlight.

Please.
June 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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did the Dodgers fucking sign Pikachu too
Perfect framing
March 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Having a UTI while trans is an exercise in how well you pass, how much a nurse looks at your gender marker in your chart, and how much a transphobe cares to ruin your day.
March 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Good morning! As you get started on this week ahead, stay true and remember:

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." — Oscar Wilde
March 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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trans rights are human rights dammit!!!!!
February 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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The energy I bring to Bluesky
November 3, 2024 at 10:13 AM
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disturbing uptick in "we post tweets and talk about them." servile behavior tbh. bluesky is not the Greek chorus for the main character action of twitter, that's loser thinking, have some pride. twitter is dead. post bangers. thank you
February 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Upon this response, JK burst into a million shards and a great wind scattered her unhappy soul beneath the arc of a newly formed rainbow.
February 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Trans people have a right to identification that accurately represents who we are.

We've taken President Trump to court to block the policy preventing trans people like Hunter from receiving passports with correct gender markers.
February 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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A fascist sees no difference between your art and whatever list of kinks you have in your DNI list.

You either link arms and survive or dont.
February 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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I see. So what you’re telling me is we need to organize a grassroots, civil-rights-style mobilization of the people to fight for the restoration of the germ theory of disease.
February 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Just bumped into an old friend.
February 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Not one thing, nope.
February 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Bird flu and cats
From the San Francisco SPCA
February 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later

Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner
February 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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If I just read one million more posts tonight, I will have complete control over what comes next
November 9, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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Additional scripts for cis het white men who want to be better allies:

“What a weird thing to say”

“Do you hear yourself right now?”

“You shouldn’t say shit like that to people”

“I won’t let you talk to them that way”

“That’s a disgusting opinion to have”

“Shut the fuck up, dude”
Cis men truly need to understand the power of saying “that’s fucked up bro why would you say that” to another cis man
The responsibility for resisting and correcting this behavior shouldn’t fall solely on a specific gender. If you’re a man of conscience and you see another man mimicking Nick Fuentes, fuck him up on sight before the women even get a chance. I mean that.
November 9, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.

Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
January 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.

I know. I was there in those camps.
January 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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neopets but theyre calico critters #neopets
January 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM