Mike Thompson
passwordismiket.bsky.social
Mike Thompson
@passwordismiket.bsky.social
Not that Mike Thompson
How many Grok-style re-educations will Optimus go through? How many people will Optimus slaughter once programmed to recognize the crime of doing woke?
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Will Optimus be trained to recognize securities fraud?
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Probably but I think it’s funnier if there is someone with 32
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
So by my math it shows Biss leading with 31% but the totals only add up to 68%, so…is there one (or more) opponent(s) with 32%?
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
As someone who has long hated the tendency of news outlets to write about court documents without linking to the actual court document, I get the frustration.
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Easy
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Alito and Thomas are Trumps only locked-in reliable votes. It makes sense from that perspective.
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
“I don’t want to lose my job to a machine.”

“Security, we’ve got another religious nutjob”
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
And then the banks securitize all those loans into tranches with AAA credit ratings
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
You think she should’ve talked to at least one more?
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Somewhere a bar exam grader who is also a huge fan of her reality show is wondering if he/she missed any clue that would have identified Kardashian’s essays.
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
9:45 from Shams: BREAKING NEWS! The Dallas Mavericks have traded Cooper Flagg to the Los Angeles Lakers
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Is that allowed?
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This is your villain origin story
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You also have to look at the money. Billionaires dropped tens of millions of dollars on anti-Mamdani campaigns. Dem groups boosted Spanberger with tons of cash
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
“flipped a G.O.P.-held governorship”

This is hilarious when you remember that this governorship was GOP-held because Youngkin defeated Begala’s longtime buddy Terry McAuliffe in 2021.

Centrists never lose, they only seed the ground to flip a seat next time!
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
They should piss everyone off by setting inside the Marvel multiverse.
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Even if you don’t accept that sick people should get insurance, you still get some form of socialized system unless you both (1) permit ERs to turn away the uninsured and (2) prevent bankruptcy filers from discharging medical debt.

Anyway, taking money out of healthcare has other nasty effects.
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I don’t think the thought process is that deep. Talking about anything other than healthcare and kitchen table issues has been outside the party’s comfort zone for several years.
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
We must win…the next fight

*concedes next fight*
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Meet your new health insurance spokesman:
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If Republicans are just going to lie about SNAP work requirements, we should eliminate them.
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The vibes I get from this is someone is in his ear about eliminating protections for pre-existing conditions. *That* would give him a path to sell cheaper, better insurance (for some)
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Put the planes on the blockchain
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM