nicole
party4sorryrocking.bsky.social
nicole
@party4sorryrocking.bsky.social
PhD Student in Religious and Jewish Studies
she/her 🏳️‍⚧️✡️
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A massive attack on several humanities units (Arabic Studies, Judaic Studies, Holocaust Studies, Classics, Religion, German & Scandinavian, Russian/East European/Eurasian Studies) *and* tenure now unfolding at the University of Oregon (a blue state!). Closure of units and faculty layoffs threatened.
August 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Normalize sneezing and then after every sneeze being like “jesus christ… what the hell…”
August 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
@holland.bsky.social last night was Like the country but different in some ways she/her
July 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
what if it was a pink pong ball? What would happen
July 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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"This day is going to be mustard."

"What do you mean, mustard?

"Oh. I mean it's going to be awesome"
July 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Anybody wanna hear a great conspiracy theory joke my dad just told me?

I “conspired” to “forget”… “it” (theory) 😂
July 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
need
July 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
July 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Anyone else think mustard is awesome? @party4sorryrocking.bsky.social
July 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
@holland.bsky.social mustard is awesome
July 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Final:
Rays 4
RedSox 5
July 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
back on this platform now. i need to baseballify my feed
June 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Breaking from national security and Constitutional issues to say something important:

AppleTV+ absolutely sucks in doing baseball coverage. @mlbscores.bsky.social you can’t let this continue.
June 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
February 14, 2024 at 6:35 PM
school’s back in session and it’s great to return to an environment where the term “uptake” is common currency
September 6, 2023 at 11:15 PM
21 no I not you 21 stupid you 21 no I not what’s 9 + no I not you stupid
August 23, 2023 at 10:25 PM
I could’ve told you this
August 10, 2023 at 4:17 PM
Sometimes I’ll be like “I hate theory it’s so stupid” and then I’ll read a Daniel Boyarin essay about Freud being gay and probably horny and I’m like BOING BOING BOING
August 4, 2023 at 7:27 PM
I’m a swell shucker.
July 29, 2023 at 7:44 PM
@legonapoleanmovie.bsky.social you spelled napoleon wrong
July 29, 2023 at 7:41 PM
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No one does the dougie anymore
July 28, 2023 at 3:59 PM
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2013 feels
July 15, 2023 at 4:27 AM
untrue. if you google “plant that looks like poop” it comes up with EXACTLY the thing i have in my mind
realising i haven't seen anyone do the "just fucking google it" in a long wile, and it's not because people got nicer, it's because google doesn't actually work great anymore
July 18, 2023 at 9:42 PM
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realising i haven't seen anyone do the "just fucking google it" in a long wile, and it's not because people got nicer, it's because google doesn't actually work great anymore
July 18, 2023 at 8:14 PM