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Whatever the opposite of an enlightened centrist is.
Citizen of the Greatest Nation in This or Any Age (Washington State).
Counter-Zionist.
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Citizen of the Greatest Nation in This or Any Age (Washington State).
Counter-Zionist.
🌐🔰🏗🌃🚋⛈️🌲✡️📈🗣
There is just no objective standard by which unearthing a body from its "tomb" is obviously "UNNATURAL" but its very internment within such a man-made structure in the first place somehow *isn't*
Mother Nature does not let the dead rest in peace in their Catacombs. ~We~ do that.
Mother Nature does not let the dead rest in peace in their Catacombs. ~We~ do that.
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
There is just no objective standard by which unearthing a body from its "tomb" is obviously "UNNATURAL" but its very internment within such a man-made structure in the first place somehow *isn't*
Mother Nature does not let the dead rest in peace in their Catacombs. ~We~ do that.
Mother Nature does not let the dead rest in peace in their Catacombs. ~We~ do that.
I can tell you EXACTLY how we get out of this.
November 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I can tell you EXACTLY how we get out of this.
You may notice, but only if you have a really high IQ capable of passing the LSAT, that there's a teeny-tiny little difference between "streamlining the process of swear ins to ensure an elected representative is admitted" and "refusing to swear in an elected representative for six weeks."
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
You may notice, but only if you have a really high IQ capable of passing the LSAT, that there's a teeny-tiny little difference between "streamlining the process of swear ins to ensure an elected representative is admitted" and "refusing to swear in an elected representative for six weeks."
Reminded of how Lionel De Rothschild was elected three times in a row to the British Parliament, but was barred from being sworn in because he wouldn't renounce Judaism and swear a Christian oath.
Except, this time, the Christian oath is a MAGA one, I guess. With a new messiah to come with.
Except, this time, the Christian oath is a MAGA one, I guess. With a new messiah to come with.
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Reminded of how Lionel De Rothschild was elected three times in a row to the British Parliament, but was barred from being sworn in because he wouldn't renounce Judaism and swear a Christian oath.
Except, this time, the Christian oath is a MAGA one, I guess. With a new messiah to come with.
Except, this time, the Christian oath is a MAGA one, I guess. With a new messiah to come with.
Holy shit I can't stop laughing at this wiki page
October 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Holy shit I can't stop laughing at this wiki page
Like, here's the whole book, folks!
October 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Like, here's the whole book, folks!
TIL Penn Jillette no longer identifies as a libertarian.
Good for him.
Good for him.
![In 2020, Jillette distanced himself from aspects of libertarianism, particularly surrounding COVID-19. In an interview with Big Think, he stated, "[A] lot of the illusions that I held dear, rugged individualism, individual freedoms, are coming back to bite us in the ass." He went on to elaborate, "[I]t seems like getting rid of the gatekeepers gave us Trump as president, and in the same breath, in the same wind, gave us not wearing masks, and maybe gave us a huge unpleasant amount of overt racism."[57]
In a 2024 interview, he said he renounced his libertarianism as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic after a libertarian group asked him to speak at an anti-mask rally. "The fact they sent me this email is something I need to be very ashamed of, and I need to change" adding "Many times when I identified as Libertarian, people said to me, 'It's just rich white guys that don't want to be told what to do,' and I had a zillion answers to that — and now that seems 100 percent accurate."[58]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:p46u7sxb3cjesbus3rt4zndl/bafkreiaj7wmcynvsjrk3ikhdbst5ilpuhk7spaht4cvz3atasazxfhmqzy@jpeg)
October 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
TIL Penn Jillette no longer identifies as a libertarian.
Good for him.
Good for him.
Greenblatt is such a disgrace.
September 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Greenblatt is such a disgrace.
Thinking of Ultimate Spiderman when Harry Osborn gets an AI assistant that is trained exclusively on data from his dead dad, and all it does is talk down to him and push him ever-closer to going completely insane.
September 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Thinking of Ultimate Spiderman when Harry Osborn gets an AI assistant that is trained exclusively on data from his dead dad, and all it does is talk down to him and push him ever-closer to going completely insane.
*sighs in Jewish*
This, too, is torah.
This, too, is torah.
September 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
*sighs in Jewish*
This, too, is torah.
This, too, is torah.
The transphobia really makes people forget that this is — regardless — just an insane braindead take which most people hold for absolutely no good reason.
"[Adams] says students whose sex at birth differs should never be allowed to use the bathroom at the same time"
Why? Literally why?
"[Adams] says students whose sex at birth differs should never be allowed to use the bathroom at the same time"
Why? Literally why?
September 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The transphobia really makes people forget that this is — regardless — just an insane braindead take which most people hold for absolutely no good reason.
"[Adams] says students whose sex at birth differs should never be allowed to use the bathroom at the same time"
Why? Literally why?
"[Adams] says students whose sex at birth differs should never be allowed to use the bathroom at the same time"
Why? Literally why?
Textbook shit happening right now.
September 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Textbook shit happening right now.
"follows FCC Chair Brendan Carr's criticism of late-night host" is one HELL of a way to describe the FCC Chair publicly and plainly threatening to weaponize the FCC against ABC unless they fire their late-night host.
September 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
"follows FCC Chair Brendan Carr's criticism of late-night host" is one HELL of a way to describe the FCC Chair publicly and plainly threatening to weaponize the FCC against ABC unless they fire their late-night host.
These people are straight-up Stalinists. Actual cult behavior so extreme in its fanatical devotion that Jim Jones wouldn't believe it possible if you showed him. Calling them Nazis is no longer apt; the Nazis had a greater diversity of thought.
September 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
These people are straight-up Stalinists. Actual cult behavior so extreme in its fanatical devotion that Jim Jones wouldn't believe it possible if you showed him. Calling them Nazis is no longer apt; the Nazis had a greater diversity of thought.
Every time I go down an Israeli Elections rabbit hole, I end up with a new "ah. Coin flip that ruined everything."
Today's example: Shimon Peres picking Bibi to form the 32nd Government, despite Likud lacking the plurality.
Guy snubbed his own party and destroyed the 2SS for seemingly no reason.
Today's example: Shimon Peres picking Bibi to form the 32nd Government, despite Likud lacking the plurality.
Guy snubbed his own party and destroyed the 2SS for seemingly no reason.
![On 20 February, President Shimon Peres announced that Likud's Benjamin Netanyahu would be given the task of forming a government.[44] This is the first time in which the president had not appointed the head of the largest party for this task, although there had already been several cases in which the Prime Minister was not the head of the largest party. Such a case occurred in the 1996 elections, when Netanyahu himself was elected Prime Minister by direct vote, although his Likud party won fewer seats than Shimon Peres's Labor party.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:p46u7sxb3cjesbus3rt4zndl/bafkreign4rrqdclrlae5xuyzqm6rupzhlqokac6evrctgpezxcvaahezw4@jpeg)
September 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Every time I go down an Israeli Elections rabbit hole, I end up with a new "ah. Coin flip that ruined everything."
Today's example: Shimon Peres picking Bibi to form the 32nd Government, despite Likud lacking the plurality.
Guy snubbed his own party and destroyed the 2SS for seemingly no reason.
Today's example: Shimon Peres picking Bibi to form the 32nd Government, despite Likud lacking the plurality.
Guy snubbed his own party and destroyed the 2SS for seemingly no reason.
BRO. Shmuley. I hate to break it to you. You are NOT getting that bag.
September 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
BRO. Shmuley. I hate to break it to you. You are NOT getting that bag.
"The Baal Shem Tov of self-promotion" strikes again.
(I don't even know what the fuck he's grifting money for rn.)
(I don't even know what the fuck he's grifting money for rn.)
September 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"The Baal Shem Tov of self-promotion" strikes again.
(I don't even know what the fuck he's grifting money for rn.)
(I don't even know what the fuck he's grifting money for rn.)
To honestly eulogize Kirk for a moment:
Maybe on this, the day we all have to talk about him anyway, we can consider that an 18-year-old boy shouldn't have been printed in Breitbart, put on tv, and handed millions of dollars by a 72-year-old born-again investment banker.
Maybe on this, the day we all have to talk about him anyway, we can consider that an 18-year-old boy shouldn't have been printed in Breitbart, put on tv, and handed millions of dollars by a 72-year-old born-again investment banker.
September 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
To honestly eulogize Kirk for a moment:
Maybe on this, the day we all have to talk about him anyway, we can consider that an 18-year-old boy shouldn't have been printed in Breitbart, put on tv, and handed millions of dollars by a 72-year-old born-again investment banker.
Maybe on this, the day we all have to talk about him anyway, we can consider that an 18-year-old boy shouldn't have been printed in Breitbart, put on tv, and handed millions of dollars by a 72-year-old born-again investment banker.
Before social media, Kirk wouldn't've been able to get famous off the back of bullying teens.
Ragebait made him. Ragebait killed him. Life's just ragebait now. And while dems ask "plz stop posting ragebait," the right will just find new Kirks to prop up, martyr, compost, and make more ragebait from
Ragebait made him. Ragebait killed him. Life's just ragebait now. And while dems ask "plz stop posting ragebait," the right will just find new Kirks to prop up, martyr, compost, and make more ragebait from
September 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Before social media, Kirk wouldn't've been able to get famous off the back of bullying teens.
Ragebait made him. Ragebait killed him. Life's just ragebait now. And while dems ask "plz stop posting ragebait," the right will just find new Kirks to prop up, martyr, compost, and make more ragebait from
Ragebait made him. Ragebait killed him. Life's just ragebait now. And while dems ask "plz stop posting ragebait," the right will just find new Kirks to prop up, martyr, compost, and make more ragebait from
I partially blame Charlie Kirk for the Charlie Kirk shooting. He promotes violence.
September 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I partially blame Charlie Kirk for the Charlie Kirk shooting. He promotes violence.
Ever seen a politician make a guest appearance on a sitcom and then you go "oh! that person is NOT an actor?"
Donald Trump produced and starred in a reality TV show for 13 years.
Donald Trump produced and starred in a reality TV show for 13 years.
September 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Ever seen a politician make a guest appearance on a sitcom and then you go "oh! that person is NOT an actor?"
Donald Trump produced and starred in a reality TV show for 13 years.
Donald Trump produced and starred in a reality TV show for 13 years.