Dame Prue Leith parody. Mother to Parody Danny
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I'll try anything once
Star of Great British Fake Off
Star of Great British Fake Off
You're not too old to go across my knee
November 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You're not too old to go across my knee
When the time comes, they'll do us both in a two for one
November 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
When the time comes, they'll do us both in a two for one
We're not at home to Mr Pottymouth
November 22, 2025 at 9:20 AM
We're not at home to Mr Pottymouth
You have nothing to lose but your halos
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 AM
You have nothing to lose but your halos
He's what?!?
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 AM
He's what?!?
Look at the loving warmth in this charming photo!
And thank you for not discussing my political beliefs.
'Perfectly happy' isn't the way I'd express it though
And thank you for not discussing my political beliefs.
'Perfectly happy' isn't the way I'd express it though
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Look at the loving warmth in this charming photo!
And thank you for not discussing my political beliefs.
'Perfectly happy' isn't the way I'd express it though
And thank you for not discussing my political beliefs.
'Perfectly happy' isn't the way I'd express it though
Do you remember, darling boy, we spoke about you *mouths* remembering to take your meds?
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‘America is British’. Heaven is ‘a socialist state’. David Attenborough is ‘anti-human’ – the startling theories of Reform MP Danny Kruger
‘America is British’. Heaven is ‘a socialist state’. David Attenborough is ‘anti-human’ – the startling theories of Reform MP Danny Kruger
He was a Conservative party big-hitter who wrote speeches for David Cameron and worked with Boris Johnson before he suddenly jumped ship. He talks family, flags and why Nigel Farage is ‘top dog’
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Do you remember, darling boy, we spoke about you *mouths* remembering to take your meds?
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By colleagues, I mean Farage, Yusuf and Pochin
November 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
By colleagues, I mean Farage, Yusuf and Pochin
Oh crumbs, darling boy. I hope your colleagues don't notice 'kruger' is a bit funny foreign sounding
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NEW: Ofcom receives complaints over GB News item on defendants’ ‘foreign-sounding names’
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Ofcom receives complaints over GB News item on defendants’ ‘foreign-sounding names’
Lib Dem MP says way figures were compiled on ‘non-British-sounding’ surnames in court was ‘frankly racist’
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Oh crumbs, darling boy. I hope your colleagues don't notice 'kruger' is a bit funny foreign sounding
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Danny. I know you are the party of swivel-eyed nut jobs and gibbering fruit loops, but do you really want someone this demented in Reform?
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Reform MP Danny Kruger tells Shabana Mahmood that "I welcome [her] rhetoric" on asylum seekers, before telling her to "put in her application to join Reform UK"
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Danny. I know you are the party of swivel-eyed nut jobs and gibbering fruit loops, but do you really want someone this demented in Reform?
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If it were up to me, it'd have said "low grade opportunists and their spiritual leader, Danny Kruger"
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If it were up to me, it'd have said "low grade opportunists and their spiritual leader, Danny Kruger"
As you know, darling boy, I am not at all comfortable with your move to join Farage's swivel-eyed fruitcakes.
However, you are still my little boy, and I am outraged on your behalf that they've missed you out of this list of low grade opportunists.
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However, you are still my little boy, and I am outraged on your behalf that they've missed you out of this list of low grade opportunists.
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Someone call the police, there’s been a triple homicide.
(Great post though.)
(Great post though.)
November 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
As you know, darling boy, I am not at all comfortable with your move to join Farage's swivel-eyed fruitcakes.
However, you are still my little boy, and I am outraged on your behalf that they've missed you out of this list of low grade opportunists.
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However, you are still my little boy, and I am outraged on your behalf that they've missed you out of this list of low grade opportunists.
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Are these lügenpresse in the room with you now, Danny dear?
October 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Are these lügenpresse in the room with you now, Danny dear?
Danny, darling. Someone has been going round impersonating you, making you look like even more of a gibbering crackpot than you really are.
October 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Danny, darling. Someone has been going round impersonating you, making you look like even more of a gibbering crackpot than you really are.
I don't think it's Satan. I think it's Robert Hutton in The Critic magazine. I think he's a Christian too.
October 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I don't think it's Satan. I think it's Robert Hutton in The Critic magazine. I think he's a Christian too.
And they are laughing at you. I can't stand it, darling boy.
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Reform are into Day Three of Racismsplaining. It's harder than it looks.
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October 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
And they are laughing at you. I can't stand it, darling boy.
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And what do bad apples do to the barrel?
You must remember from that time you went apple bobbing and fell in?
You must remember from that time you went apple bobbing and fell in?
October 28, 2025 at 8:44 AM
And what do bad apples do to the barrel?
You must remember from that time you went apple bobbing and fell in?
You must remember from that time you went apple bobbing and fell in?
I really DO think you should read my autobiography, darling boy. Or have it read to you. No holes barred. And that's not a typo.
October 28, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I really DO think you should read my autobiography, darling boy. Or have it read to you. No holes barred. And that's not a typo.
Pardon the typo. My breakfast gin was a bit strong
October 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Pardon the typo. My breakfast gin was a bit strong
Far be it for me to disagree but I'm not seeing the Christian message here.
Oh dear, Danny dear boy. What have you got involved in? bsky.app/profile/refo...
Oh dear, Danny dear boy. What have you got involved in? bsky.app/profile/refo...
October 28, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Far be it for me to disagree but I'm not seeing the Christian message here.
Oh dear, Danny dear boy. What have you got involved in? bsky.app/profile/refo...
Oh dear, Danny dear boy. What have you got involved in? bsky.app/profile/refo...
I suppose this what we have got yo look forward to?
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Over 5% of the Reform councillors elected in May have now either resigned or been fired.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Five Reform UK councillors booted out of party in Kent
It comes after a damaging video leak of the Kent County Council leader shouting and swearing.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I suppose this what we have got yo look forward to?
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Broad indeed. All the way from racists to fruitcakes
October 28, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Broad indeed. All the way from racists to fruitcakes
Is the answer to "where will I sit?"
On Nigel's face?
On Nigel's face?
October 28, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Is the answer to "where will I sit?"
On Nigel's face?
On Nigel's face?