You have nothing to lose but your halos

He's what?!?

Look at the loving warmth in this charming photo!
And thank you for not discussing my political beliefs.
'Perfectly happy' isn't the way I'd express it though

Danny, darling. Someone has been going round impersonating you, making you look like even more of a gibbering crackpot than you really are.

I really DO think you should read my autobiography, darling boy. Or have it read to you. No holes barred. And that's not a typo.

@krugerparody.bsky.social
I saw this and could not decide if it was real.
Tearfully, I still cannot

Apart from anything else, he's ruining my brand

Would you describe yourself as the sanest man in a party of cranks, or just the newest crank in Reform's collection?

And they all looked like this...

This is your lot isn't it?
I shall consider it an act of war