Absolute scenes in London today!

Trump and Musk. Two sociopathic narcissists. Divorcing because of irreconcilable similarities.

There are rare exceptions, but on the whole, the choices made by sports and business people on Desert Island Discs shows these are two classes of people basically devoid of artistic sensibilities.

Thank goodness the government will prevent foreigners from trying to come and work in our care homes. That'll stop them dodging taxes, selling off the NHS, polluting our water, pocketing huge bonuses, making billions from dodgy government contracts, and buying yachts. About time.

At this time of popelessness please don’t commit any sins that deserve excommunication. If you really need to be excommunicated, please call the Vatican and ask for instructions on how to excommunicate yourself at home. NB: You will need rubber gloves, plenty of spinach and a small duck.

To prevent red wine from permanently staining a white carpet take all your red wine outside and drink it in the garden. Smoke a cigarette while you're out there or maybe some weed. Nice moon up there tonight. Enjoy the weekend. Nobody really knows what happens next.

Thank goodness we're cracking down on benefits claimants. That'll stop them avoiding taxes, crashing the economy, dismantling the NHS, polluting our water, pocketing huge bonuses, making billions from dodgy government contracts, and buying yachts. About time.

It’s going to be poignant when the old woodcarver who made Elon Musk finally tells him he’ll never be a real boy.

My favourite post of the year was by @flups.bsky.social stating that that Center Court at Wimbledon should be called Wombley Stadium.
Thanks Flups - Happy new year!