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Competitive liter one-trick :)
D6ish
🏳️‍🌈, 🏳️‍⚧️masc Xe/Xey/He/They, Minor.
pfp by err.. not me!!!

I commentate + coach sometimes, wahooie
Iif you see tghis post your favorite pokemon

why are we rewriting the prompt 🥀🥀🥀🥀 /j

Uuhhh.. UUHHH.. UHMMMM....
I have too many.
(Severely PLUS gengar but uhh... no space :( )
December 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Hi. It's my birthday :) 17 now. almost a year in the comp scene, too. It's crazy how much I've grown not only as a person but a player in the scene. And I have amazing friends, awesome.

1 year until I'm (apparently) an adult

#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Clip #8s :3
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
ignore why it's cropped like that, anyway here's me killing my friend (spud) in open
November 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Not the best clip of all time but I find this absolutely hilarious. This was in a scrim against 2 billion lions. Didn't expect to see a frontlining liter but ykw fair enough /silly /lh

#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Competitive #clip :3
October 22, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I love eliter's kit.ofc it's not the best but sometimes in chaotic moments you can just.. make it all work. :3 Live laugh climb the spire. Anyway was playing with prp!! wahoo!!!!

#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #competitive :3
October 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM