PARASITE
@paratasite.bsky.social
Charger main!
I love Eliter!
🏳️🌈, 🏳️⚧️masc Xe/Xey/He/They, Minor.
Comp player for RITM and Peach ring Pirasea :D
I commentate sometimes, wahooie
I love Eliter!
🏳️🌈, 🏳️⚧️masc Xe/Xey/He/They, Minor.
Comp player for RITM and Peach ring Pirasea :D
I commentate sometimes, wahooie
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It’s been 7 months and 1 day sense i started this team i greatful fro the people and current members on this team we jumped from div8 to div5-6 in 7 months I am proud on how far this team grew so keep on resting in the milkyway
ty to
@visoro.bsky.social
@paratasite.bsky.social
more below 🩵🌌
ty to
@visoro.bsky.social
@paratasite.bsky.social
more below 🩵🌌
Despite having to ruin my sleep schedule to play with these guys, I'm really proud of everyone on this team. I haven't been here for long but i love playing with you guys and I'm happy to be your backline. It's been really fun to play with u guys and I'm excited for the future <3
2ND PLACE GAMMA BRACKET! :D
@96dani.bsky.social @zhzaxa.bsky.social
2-0 Shadow Legion
3-1 Lemon[+]Aid
3-1 Pixel Per Ink
0-3 Saturn's Rings x2 (Siigh)
Ggs to those we faced!! Lets aim for beta next time :) It was a crazy first run, now lets aim higher.
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Competitive #s3 :3
@96dani.bsky.social @zhzaxa.bsky.social
2-0 Shadow Legion
3-1 Lemon[+]Aid
3-1 Pixel Per Ink
0-3 Saturn's Rings x2 (Siigh)
Ggs to those we faced!! Lets aim for beta next time :) It was a crazy first run, now lets aim higher.
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Competitive #s3 :3
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
2ND PLACE GAMMA BRACKET! :D
@96dani.bsky.social @zhzaxa.bsky.social
2-0 Shadow Legion
3-1 Lemon[+]Aid
3-1 Pixel Per Ink
0-3 Saturn's Rings x2 (Siigh)
Ggs to those we faced!! Lets aim for beta next time :) It was a crazy first run, now lets aim higher.
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Competitive #s3 :3
@96dani.bsky.social @zhzaxa.bsky.social
2-0 Shadow Legion
3-1 Lemon[+]Aid
3-1 Pixel Per Ink
0-3 Saturn's Rings x2 (Siigh)
Ggs to those we faced!! Lets aim for beta next time :) It was a crazy first run, now lets aim higher.
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Competitive #s3 :3
Splatoon is fun. (Scrim!!)
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Splatoon is fun. (Scrim!!)
I love this new feature
November 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I love this new feature
tbd (a new team project) made day 2 in low ink!!! 11/7 W/L !
1-2 Star Guardians of Chaos
3-0 Inxecutioners
3-0 Lunar Blitz
2-1 The Koalition
1-2 Glitterburst
1-2 Bulba!!!
Happy to FINALLY make day 2, especially cuz this is our first tourney run.
#Compsplatoon #Splatoon #Comp
see u in day 2 chat :3
1-2 Star Guardians of Chaos
3-0 Inxecutioners
3-0 Lunar Blitz
2-1 The Koalition
1-2 Glitterburst
1-2 Bulba!!!
Happy to FINALLY make day 2, especially cuz this is our first tourney run.
#Compsplatoon #Splatoon #Comp
see u in day 2 chat :3
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
tbd (a new team project) made day 2 in low ink!!! 11/7 W/L !
1-2 Star Guardians of Chaos
3-0 Inxecutioners
3-0 Lunar Blitz
2-1 The Koalition
1-2 Glitterburst
1-2 Bulba!!!
Happy to FINALLY make day 2, especially cuz this is our first tourney run.
#Compsplatoon #Splatoon #Comp
see u in day 2 chat :3
1-2 Star Guardians of Chaos
3-0 Inxecutioners
3-0 Lunar Blitz
2-1 The Koalition
1-2 Glitterburst
1-2 Bulba!!!
Happy to FINALLY make day 2, especially cuz this is our first tourney run.
#Compsplatoon #Splatoon #Comp
see u in day 2 chat :3
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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charmed got 4th in Teacup #19! eventually... we will win.
@ej46spl.bsky.social - it's body odor, not personal assistant
@elpoco.bsky.social - i'm going to be touched
@keiiossz.bsky.social - gs
@en4-21.bsky.social - go my cds!
#compsplatoon
@ej46spl.bsky.social - it's body odor, not personal assistant
@elpoco.bsky.social - i'm going to be touched
@keiiossz.bsky.social - gs
@en4-21.bsky.social - go my cds!
#compsplatoon
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
charmed got 4th in Teacup #19! eventually... we will win.
@ej46spl.bsky.social - it's body odor, not personal assistant
@elpoco.bsky.social - i'm going to be touched
@keiiossz.bsky.social - gs
@en4-21.bsky.social - go my cds!
#compsplatoon
@ej46spl.bsky.social - it's body odor, not personal assistant
@elpoco.bsky.social - i'm going to be touched
@keiiossz.bsky.social - gs
@en4-21.bsky.social - go my cds!
#compsplatoon
Did my first coaching session last night. I've had no prior experience to coaching at ALL however i ended up with a nearly 5 page document going over 3 sets, areas of improvement + advice on how to do so and positives.
I'm honestly really proud of how i did despite it being 1-3am for me, but.. :3
I'm honestly really proud of how i did despite it being 1-3am for me, but.. :3
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Did my first coaching session last night. I've had no prior experience to coaching at ALL however i ended up with a nearly 5 page document going over 3 sets, areas of improvement + advice on how to do so and positives.
I'm honestly really proud of how i did despite it being 1-3am for me, but.. :3
I'm honestly really proud of how i did despite it being 1-3am for me, but.. :3
Another fairly good tourney run with ritm again today;
2-1 Gebrochen wie 'n Rochen
2-1 Bloodmoon
1-2 Oneshot
0-3 Blackout
3-0 Saturns rings
Placed 5th in the seeding tourney for Leblanc hideout league, originally seeded 11th. nice work :)
#Compsplatoon #Competitive
2-1 Gebrochen wie 'n Rochen
2-1 Bloodmoon
1-2 Oneshot
0-3 Blackout
3-0 Saturns rings
Placed 5th in the seeding tourney for Leblanc hideout league, originally seeded 11th. nice work :)
#Compsplatoon #Competitive
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Another fairly good tourney run with ritm again today;
2-1 Gebrochen wie 'n Rochen
2-1 Bloodmoon
1-2 Oneshot
0-3 Blackout
3-0 Saturns rings
Placed 5th in the seeding tourney for Leblanc hideout league, originally seeded 11th. nice work :)
#Compsplatoon #Competitive
2-1 Gebrochen wie 'n Rochen
2-1 Bloodmoon
1-2 Oneshot
0-3 Blackout
3-0 Saturns rings
Placed 5th in the seeding tourney for Leblanc hideout league, originally seeded 11th. nice work :)
#Compsplatoon #Competitive
be so fucking fr rn....n/silly
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
be so fucking fr rn....n/silly
gibbons my goat
November 5, 2025 at 11:34 AM
gibbons my goat
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The people you look up to in the scene aren't all part of some elite secret society who won't let outsiders in btw
go talk to people, reach out
if you're passionate abt the scene and want to help you WILL be seen if you just start trying
go talk to people, reach out
if you're passionate abt the scene and want to help you WILL be seen if you just start trying
November 3, 2025 at 9:34 AM
The people you look up to in the scene aren't all part of some elite secret society who won't let outsiders in btw
go talk to people, reach out
if you're passionate abt the scene and want to help you WILL be seen if you just start trying
go talk to people, reach out
if you're passionate abt the scene and want to help you WILL be seen if you just start trying
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Gatekeepers came 🥈in Smollusk's Low Level Spire #1!! GGs to everyone we played - loved playing!!!
Me - ZIP ZIP ZIP
Dynaman - We all hate dynamo inconsistency
SK - Saved several games w reefslider
@mantypanty.bsky.social Doesn't yet know its BO7
Me - ZIP ZIP ZIP
Dynaman - We all hate dynamo inconsistency
SK - Saved several games w reefslider
@mantypanty.bsky.social Doesn't yet know its BO7
November 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Gatekeepers came 🥈in Smollusk's Low Level Spire #1!! GGs to everyone we played - loved playing!!!
Me - ZIP ZIP ZIP
Dynaman - We all hate dynamo inconsistency
SK - Saved several games w reefslider
@mantypanty.bsky.social Doesn't yet know its BO7
Me - ZIP ZIP ZIP
Dynaman - We all hate dynamo inconsistency
SK - Saved several games w reefslider
@mantypanty.bsky.social Doesn't yet know its BO7
Despite having to ruin my sleep schedule to play with these guys, I'm really proud of everyone on this team. I haven't been here for long but i love playing with you guys and I'm happy to be your backline. It's been really fun to play with u guys and I'm excited for the future <3
It’s been 7 months and 1 day sense i started this team i greatful fro the people and current members on this team we jumped from div8 to div5-6 in 7 months I am proud on how far this team grew so keep on resting in the milkyway
ty to
@visoro.bsky.social
@paratasite.bsky.social
more below 🩵🌌
ty to
@visoro.bsky.social
@paratasite.bsky.social
more below 🩵🌌
November 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Despite having to ruin my sleep schedule to play with these guys, I'm really proud of everyone on this team. I haven't been here for long but i love playing with you guys and I'm happy to be your backline. It's been really fun to play with u guys and I'm excited for the future <3
Had a really good tourney run with rest in the Milkyway today! No good clips but We went 2-0 against Rising above the tides and Magic beans! (Who are both d5 teams), I'm proud of them!! yahoo!!!
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #competitive
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #competitive
November 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Had a really good tourney run with rest in the Milkyway today! No good clips but We went 2-0 against Rising above the tides and Magic beans! (Who are both d5 teams), I'm proud of them!! yahoo!!!
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #competitive
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #competitive
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU1!!! RAHHHHH!!!!!!!
On november 15th, 2024 I played my very first FTIU Showing very high potential in my abilities, with hard work, dedication to improve and other things. Now almost a whole year later, I am now FTIU banned. This is a huge milestone. Thank you everyone who has supported me, and i will continue to grow
November 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU1!!! RAHHHHH!!!!!!!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!1!! <3
(i fucking love halloween)
(i fucking love halloween)
October 31, 2025 at 6:58 AM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!1!! <3
(i fucking love halloween)
(i fucking love halloween)
I'm multitasking during A41. Decided to download limbus company after my friends got me into it bc gregor samsa from the Metamorphosis was an inspiration for gregor and I love gregor samsa and kafkas Metamorphosis. Im on the multitask grind.
#Compsplatoon #Competitive :3
#Compsplatoon #Competitive :3
October 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I'm multitasking during A41. Decided to download limbus company after my friends got me into it bc gregor samsa from the Metamorphosis was an inspiration for gregor and I love gregor samsa and kafkas Metamorphosis. Im on the multitask grind.
#Compsplatoon #Competitive :3
#Compsplatoon #Competitive :3
Not the best clip of all time but I find this absolutely hilarious. This was in a scrim against 2 billion lions. Didn't expect to see a frontlining liter but ykw fair enough /silly /lh
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Competitive #clip :3
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Competitive #clip :3
October 22, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Not the best clip of all time but I find this absolutely hilarious. This was in a scrim against 2 billion lions. Didn't expect to see a frontlining liter but ykw fair enough /silly /lh
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Competitive #clip :3
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Competitive #clip :3
I love eliter's kit.ofc it's not the best but sometimes in chaotic moments you can just.. make it all work. :3 Live laugh climb the spire. Anyway was playing with prp!! wahoo!!!!
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #competitive :3
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #competitive :3
October 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I love eliter's kit.ofc it's not the best but sometimes in chaotic moments you can just.. make it all work. :3 Live laugh climb the spire. Anyway was playing with prp!! wahoo!!!!
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #competitive :3
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #competitive :3
..... fuck i need to work on communicating properly rather than going straight to assumptions... oughh... :(
October 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
..... fuck i need to work on communicating properly rather than going straight to assumptions... oughh... :(
hi.... hi... parasite does stuff again. ... wowie... what???? (I'm offering to coach entry level players, yahoo!! dm spl.parasite on discord if there are any questions!! :D)
#Compsplatoon #Splatoon #Competitive
#Compsplatoon #Splatoon #Competitive
October 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
hi.... hi... parasite does stuff again. ... wowie... what???? (I'm offering to coach entry level players, yahoo!! dm spl.parasite on discord if there are any questions!! :D)
#Compsplatoon #Splatoon #Competitive
#Compsplatoon #Splatoon #Competitive
i lowkey wonder how people go around getting higher level practice. I really want to play in higher level games in terms of practice because opponent-wise everything feels kinda easy. I think i've been wondering abt my individual skill level for a while, and i want more higher level practice.. bleeh
October 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
i lowkey wonder how people go around getting higher level practice. I really want to play in higher level games in terms of practice because opponent-wise everything feels kinda easy. I think i've been wondering abt my individual skill level for a while, and i want more higher level practice.. bleeh
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I'm happy to announce the first installment of my silly little project is out!! For those who are interested, i will be posting some games i go through during my comp journey! Think of it as a form of log. It'll be awesome
For those interested:
youtu.be/y-LIiIGXuWc?...
#Splatoon3 #Compsplatoon
For those interested:
youtu.be/y-LIiIGXuWc?...
#Splatoon3 #Compsplatoon
October 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I'm happy to announce the first installment of my silly little project is out!! For those who are interested, i will be posting some games i go through during my comp journey! Think of it as a form of log. It'll be awesome
For those interested:
youtu.be/y-LIiIGXuWc?...
#Splatoon3 #Compsplatoon
For those interested:
youtu.be/y-LIiIGXuWc?...
#Splatoon3 #Compsplatoon
Found this song by Waitress, I'd recommend listening to it, it's awesome. I love waitress songs, I initialled started listening to the bad place and thats how I was introduced to them and honestly it's a great song, I'd recommended. :]
October 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Found this song by Waitress, I'd recommend listening to it, it's awesome. I love waitress songs, I initialled started listening to the bad place and thats how I was introduced to them and honestly it's a great song, I'd recommended. :]