PARASITE
@paratasite.bsky.social
Charger main!
I love Eliter!
D6ish
🏳️🌈, 🏳️⚧️masc Xe/Xey/He/They, Minor.
pfp by err.. me!!!
Comp player for RITM, Melatonin Gummies and Peach ring Pirasea :D (help)
I commentate + coach sometimes, wahooie
I love Eliter!
D6ish
🏳️🌈, 🏳️⚧️masc Xe/Xey/He/They, Minor.
pfp by err.. me!!!
Comp player for RITM, Melatonin Gummies and Peach ring Pirasea :D (help)
I commentate + coach sometimes, wahooie
Hi gang, we won silver bracket of TSS. Thank you omni for subbing!! ^-^
... I may of held up a set because i was trying to catch a gardevoir.. Maybe.. for a few minutes... /silly (I didn't catch it)
#Compsplatoon #Splatoon #Competitive :3
... I may of held up a set because i was trying to catch a gardevoir.. Maybe.. for a few minutes... /silly (I didn't catch it)
#Compsplatoon #Splatoon #Competitive :3
December 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Hi gang, we won silver bracket of TSS. Thank you omni for subbing!! ^-^
... I may of held up a set because i was trying to catch a gardevoir.. Maybe.. for a few minutes... /silly (I didn't catch it)
#Compsplatoon #Splatoon #Competitive :3
... I may of held up a set because i was trying to catch a gardevoir.. Maybe.. for a few minutes... /silly (I didn't catch it)
#Compsplatoon #Splatoon #Competitive :3
Hi, I bought my first pokemon game. I bought pokemon violet on retail for like £30, I uh.. played it for 5 hours straight after a tourney. (I already have 10 hours on the game..)
I really like gengar, so I'm happy i got him early. Aiming for a full ghost/dark team :3
#Nintendo
I really like gengar, so I'm happy i got him early. Aiming for a full ghost/dark team :3
#Nintendo
December 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hi, I bought my first pokemon game. I bought pokemon violet on retail for like £30, I uh.. played it for 5 hours straight after a tourney. (I already have 10 hours on the game..)
I really like gengar, so I'm happy i got him early. Aiming for a full ghost/dark team :3
#Nintendo
I really like gengar, so I'm happy i got him early. Aiming for a full ghost/dark team :3
#Nintendo
Hivemind my beloved.
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Hivemind my beloved.
December 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Went on a school trip with the theatre sixth form at my school. Theres only 3 of us across the 2 year groups but we watched Lost atoms by frantic assembly. They had metamorphosis merch, and if you know me or are my friend, know i am very fixated on metamorphosis atm :)
Its a notebook. :3
Its a notebook. :3
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Went on a school trip with the theatre sixth form at my school. Theres only 3 of us across the 2 year groups but we watched Lost atoms by frantic assembly. They had metamorphosis merch, and if you know me or are my friend, know i am very fixated on metamorphosis atm :)
Its a notebook. :3
Its a notebook. :3
Hi. It's my birthday :) 17 now. almost a year in the comp scene, too. It's crazy how much I've grown not only as a person but a player in the scene. And I have amazing friends, awesome.
1 year until I'm (apparently) an adult
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Clip #8s :3
1 year until I'm (apparently) an adult
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Clip #8s :3
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hi. It's my birthday :) 17 now. almost a year in the comp scene, too. It's crazy how much I've grown not only as a person but a player in the scene. And I have amazing friends, awesome.
1 year until I'm (apparently) an adult
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Clip #8s :3
1 year until I'm (apparently) an adult
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Clip #8s :3
sonaposting. I wanna try drawing again... I literally have a drawing tablet getting dust 😭 I just wish firealpaca had good brushes.
Gotta try and get back into old habits and relearn a style.. and hands again.. siigh
#Splatoon #Art #Originalcharacter
Gotta try and get back into old habits and relearn a style.. and hands again.. siigh
#Splatoon #Art #Originalcharacter
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
sonaposting. I wanna try drawing again... I literally have a drawing tablet getting dust 😭 I just wish firealpaca had good brushes.
Gotta try and get back into old habits and relearn a style.. and hands again.. siigh
#Splatoon #Art #Originalcharacter
Gotta try and get back into old habits and relearn a style.. and hands again.. siigh
#Splatoon #Art #Originalcharacter
He so cute I want to squish him until he is mush in my hands. He absolutely wouldn't let me but I love him. Monolyth my beloved.
#Art #Digitalart #Drawing :3
#Art #Digitalart #Drawing :3
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
He so cute I want to squish him until he is mush in my hands. He absolutely wouldn't let me but I love him. Monolyth my beloved.
#Art #Digitalart #Drawing :3
#Art #Digitalart #Drawing :3
Sendouq + a tourney set with RITM. I honestly thought I was in a bad state with the weapon but I wasnt, yahoo :3
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Sendouq + a tourney set with RITM. I honestly thought I was in a bad state with the weapon but I wasnt, yahoo :3
2ND PLACE GAMMA BRACKET! :D
@96dani.bsky.social @zhzaxa.bsky.social
2-0 Shadow Legion
3-1 Lemon[+]Aid
3-1 Pixel Per Ink
0-3 Saturn's Rings x2 (Siigh)
Ggs to those we faced!! Lets aim for beta next time :) It was a crazy first run, now lets aim higher.
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Competitive #s3 :3
@96dani.bsky.social @zhzaxa.bsky.social
2-0 Shadow Legion
3-1 Lemon[+]Aid
3-1 Pixel Per Ink
0-3 Saturn's Rings x2 (Siigh)
Ggs to those we faced!! Lets aim for beta next time :) It was a crazy first run, now lets aim higher.
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Competitive #s3 :3
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
2ND PLACE GAMMA BRACKET! :D
@96dani.bsky.social @zhzaxa.bsky.social
2-0 Shadow Legion
3-1 Lemon[+]Aid
3-1 Pixel Per Ink
0-3 Saturn's Rings x2 (Siigh)
Ggs to those we faced!! Lets aim for beta next time :) It was a crazy first run, now lets aim higher.
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Competitive #s3 :3
@96dani.bsky.social @zhzaxa.bsky.social
2-0 Shadow Legion
3-1 Lemon[+]Aid
3-1 Pixel Per Ink
0-3 Saturn's Rings x2 (Siigh)
Ggs to those we faced!! Lets aim for beta next time :) It was a crazy first run, now lets aim higher.
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Competitive #s3 :3
ignore why it's cropped like that, anyway here's me killing my friend (spud) in open
November 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
ignore why it's cropped like that, anyway here's me killing my friend (spud) in open
Splatoon is fun. (Scrim!!)
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Splatoon is fun. (Scrim!!)
I love this new feature
November 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I love this new feature
tbd (a new team project) made day 2 in low ink!!! 11/7 W/L !
1-2 Star Guardians of Chaos
3-0 Inxecutioners
3-0 Lunar Blitz
2-1 The Koalition
1-2 Glitterburst
1-2 Bulba!!!
Happy to FINALLY make day 2, especially cuz this is our first tourney run.
#Compsplatoon #Splatoon #Comp
see u in day 2 chat :3
1-2 Star Guardians of Chaos
3-0 Inxecutioners
3-0 Lunar Blitz
2-1 The Koalition
1-2 Glitterburst
1-2 Bulba!!!
Happy to FINALLY make day 2, especially cuz this is our first tourney run.
#Compsplatoon #Splatoon #Comp
see u in day 2 chat :3
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
tbd (a new team project) made day 2 in low ink!!! 11/7 W/L !
1-2 Star Guardians of Chaos
3-0 Inxecutioners
3-0 Lunar Blitz
2-1 The Koalition
1-2 Glitterburst
1-2 Bulba!!!
Happy to FINALLY make day 2, especially cuz this is our first tourney run.
#Compsplatoon #Splatoon #Comp
see u in day 2 chat :3
1-2 Star Guardians of Chaos
3-0 Inxecutioners
3-0 Lunar Blitz
2-1 The Koalition
1-2 Glitterburst
1-2 Bulba!!!
Happy to FINALLY make day 2, especially cuz this is our first tourney run.
#Compsplatoon #Splatoon #Comp
see u in day 2 chat :3
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Another fairly good tourney run with ritm again today;
2-1 Gebrochen wie 'n Rochen
2-1 Bloodmoon
1-2 Oneshot
0-3 Blackout
3-0 Saturns rings
Placed 5th in the seeding tourney for Leblanc hideout league, originally seeded 11th. nice work :)
#Compsplatoon #Competitive
2-1 Gebrochen wie 'n Rochen
2-1 Bloodmoon
1-2 Oneshot
0-3 Blackout
3-0 Saturns rings
Placed 5th in the seeding tourney for Leblanc hideout league, originally seeded 11th. nice work :)
#Compsplatoon #Competitive
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Another fairly good tourney run with ritm again today;
2-1 Gebrochen wie 'n Rochen
2-1 Bloodmoon
1-2 Oneshot
0-3 Blackout
3-0 Saturns rings
Placed 5th in the seeding tourney for Leblanc hideout league, originally seeded 11th. nice work :)
#Compsplatoon #Competitive
2-1 Gebrochen wie 'n Rochen
2-1 Bloodmoon
1-2 Oneshot
0-3 Blackout
3-0 Saturns rings
Placed 5th in the seeding tourney for Leblanc hideout league, originally seeded 11th. nice work :)
#Compsplatoon #Competitive
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
be so fucking fr rn....n/silly
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
be so fucking fr rn....n/silly
Had a really good tourney run with rest in the Milkyway today! No good clips but We went 2-0 against Rising above the tides and Magic beans! (Who are both d5 teams), I'm proud of them!! yahoo!!!
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #competitive
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #competitive
November 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Had a really good tourney run with rest in the Milkyway today! No good clips but We went 2-0 against Rising above the tides and Magic beans! (Who are both d5 teams), I'm proud of them!! yahoo!!!
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #competitive
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #competitive
I'm multitasking during A41. Decided to download limbus company after my friends got me into it bc gregor samsa from the Metamorphosis was an inspiration for gregor and I love gregor samsa and kafkas Metamorphosis. Im on the multitask grind.
#Compsplatoon #Competitive :3
#Compsplatoon #Competitive :3
October 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I'm multitasking during A41. Decided to download limbus company after my friends got me into it bc gregor samsa from the Metamorphosis was an inspiration for gregor and I love gregor samsa and kafkas Metamorphosis. Im on the multitask grind.
#Compsplatoon #Competitive :3
#Compsplatoon #Competitive :3
Not the best clip of all time but I find this absolutely hilarious. This was in a scrim against 2 billion lions. Didn't expect to see a frontlining liter but ykw fair enough /silly /lh
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Competitive #clip :3
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Competitive #clip :3
October 22, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Not the best clip of all time but I find this absolutely hilarious. This was in a scrim against 2 billion lions. Didn't expect to see a frontlining liter but ykw fair enough /silly /lh
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Competitive #clip :3
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #Competitive #clip :3
I love eliter's kit.ofc it's not the best but sometimes in chaotic moments you can just.. make it all work. :3 Live laugh climb the spire. Anyway was playing with prp!! wahoo!!!!
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #competitive :3
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #competitive :3
October 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I love eliter's kit.ofc it's not the best but sometimes in chaotic moments you can just.. make it all work. :3 Live laugh climb the spire. Anyway was playing with prp!! wahoo!!!!
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #competitive :3
#Splatoon #Compsplatoon #competitive :3
hi.... hi... parasite does stuff again. ... wowie... what???? (I'm offering to coach entry level players, yahoo!! dm spl.parasite on discord if there are any questions!! :D)
#Compsplatoon #Splatoon #Competitive
#Compsplatoon #Splatoon #Competitive
October 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
hi.... hi... parasite does stuff again. ... wowie... what???? (I'm offering to coach entry level players, yahoo!! dm spl.parasite on discord if there are any questions!! :D)
#Compsplatoon #Splatoon #Competitive
#Compsplatoon #Splatoon #Competitive
I'm happy to announce the first installment of my silly little project is out!! For those who are interested, i will be posting some games i go through during my comp journey! Think of it as a form of log. It'll be awesome
For those interested:
youtu.be/y-LIiIGXuWc?...
#Splatoon3 #Compsplatoon
For those interested:
youtu.be/y-LIiIGXuWc?...
#Splatoon3 #Compsplatoon
October 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I'm happy to announce the first installment of my silly little project is out!! For those who are interested, i will be posting some games i go through during my comp journey! Think of it as a form of log. It'll be awesome
For those interested:
youtu.be/y-LIiIGXuWc?...
#Splatoon3 #Compsplatoon
For those interested:
youtu.be/y-LIiIGXuWc?...
#Splatoon3 #Compsplatoon