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Heather (not that Heather)
@paranoidcouch.bsky.social
Wife of 26 years.
Pro Wrestler Mom.
Girl Gamer Mom.
Crazy Cat Lady.
Smut reader.
Unlikeliest Sicko.
Human Rights Activist since 1992.
Is the dog even alive anymore? That ad was a long time ago and I think they’ve had Peyton and/or Eli Manning since then
December 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Oh goddamn, she signed “sorry” at the green jersey girl there at the end 😭😆
March 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Have you tried Eloisa James? I love her heroines.
March 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I bet if it had a little bit of shampoo and conditioner, it might become a cute lil fluffy thing. It just needs hygiene
February 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Listen, you condescending fuck - I’ve been a political activist for the last 34 years. Go talk down to someone else.
February 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Considering the similar behavior from Chuck Schumer, yeah probably
February 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
They always do
February 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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February 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Then you also have the added component of white women working to further the goals of their husbands and fathers in order to retain some of their own supremacy in response to the subjugation (“submission”) of their everyday lives and those of their children
February 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Okay, but you have to name the sword Excelsior
February 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The scream I screamt
December 21, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Right before I scrolled down to see your comment I said to my husband “what is wrong with his HAIR. why does this kid always struggle with his hair?” 😆
December 21, 2024 at 3:27 AM
When too many men agree with me, I immediately reconsider my stance. Bc if they agree with me, I’m probably wrong
December 3, 2024 at 4:08 AM
I guess we can only hope this means his senpai finally noticed him
November 26, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Fast on the draw with a fire extinguisher or a switch needed flipping 😆
November 24, 2024 at 2:21 AM
That is useful as fuck! And I like that they started at 18%. Not even messing around with that 10%, 15% shit
November 21, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Right? If they’re rapists, get em out. Don’t much care which party they belong to. Sex crimes are more important than tribalism.
November 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM