Heather (not that Heather)
@paranoidcouch.bsky.social
Wife of 26 years.
Pro Wrestler Mom.
Girl Gamer Mom.
Crazy Cat Lady.
Smut reader.
Unlikeliest Sicko.
Human Rights Activist since 1992.
Pro Wrestler Mom.
Girl Gamer Mom.
Crazy Cat Lady.
Smut reader.
Unlikeliest Sicko.
Human Rights Activist since 1992.
Listen, you condescending fuck - I’ve been a political activist for the last 34 years. Go talk down to someone else.
February 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Listen, you condescending fuck - I’ve been a political activist for the last 34 years. Go talk down to someone else.
November 24, 2024 at 2:35 AM
This is the Powerpuff version of @hangmanpage.bsky.social. Buttercup doesn’t garden, tho
🤼 #wrestlesky
🤼 #wrestlesky
November 20, 2024 at 7:13 PM
This is the Powerpuff version of @hangmanpage.bsky.social. Buttercup doesn’t garden, tho
🤼 #wrestlesky
🤼 #wrestlesky
I was there for MxM’s first match for AEW!
eSports Arena in Arlington, Texas is a phenomenal venue for wheelchair accessibility, btw
🤼 #ROH #wrestlesky
eSports Arena in Arlington, Texas is a phenomenal venue for wheelchair accessibility, btw
🤼 #ROH #wrestlesky
November 17, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I was there for MxM’s first match for AEW!
eSports Arena in Arlington, Texas is a phenomenal venue for wheelchair accessibility, btw
🤼 #ROH #wrestlesky
eSports Arena in Arlington, Texas is a phenomenal venue for wheelchair accessibility, btw
🤼 #ROH #wrestlesky
I refuse to join BlueSky. I don’t want to become part of an Eckerd’s chamber
November 17, 2024 at 6:09 AM
I refuse to join BlueSky. I don’t want to become part of an Eckerd’s chamber
& tasted my bag.
3rd, I was raised on a farm & my resulting skillset is pretty close to a 1910s farm wife.
4th, we would just really like to live in a dog-run cabin in the country.
It was a lovely day outside today, and we had a great low-key time. It’s good to be an empty-nester in my 40s. 4/4
3rd, I was raised on a farm & my resulting skillset is pretty close to a 1910s farm wife.
4th, we would just really like to live in a dog-run cabin in the country.
It was a lovely day outside today, and we had a great low-key time. It’s good to be an empty-nester in my 40s. 4/4
November 17, 2024 at 1:51 AM
& tasted my bag.
3rd, I was raised on a farm & my resulting skillset is pretty close to a 1910s farm wife.
4th, we would just really like to live in a dog-run cabin in the country.
It was a lovely day outside today, and we had a great low-key time. It’s good to be an empty-nester in my 40s. 4/4
3rd, I was raised on a farm & my resulting skillset is pretty close to a 1910s farm wife.
4th, we would just really like to live in a dog-run cabin in the country.
It was a lovely day outside today, and we had a great low-key time. It’s good to be an empty-nester in my 40s. 4/4
Stonewall, TX. They have a living history farm & we learned several important things.
1st, my husband, @miglrah.bsky.social, is taller than LBJ was.
2nd, I guess I emit pheromones only detectable by animals, bc everywhere we go, animals head straight for me. Today a lamb slobbered on my shoe 3/4
1st, my husband, @miglrah.bsky.social, is taller than LBJ was.
2nd, I guess I emit pheromones only detectable by animals, bc everywhere we go, animals head straight for me. Today a lamb slobbered on my shoe 3/4
November 17, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Stonewall, TX. They have a living history farm & we learned several important things.
1st, my husband, @miglrah.bsky.social, is taller than LBJ was.
2nd, I guess I emit pheromones only detectable by animals, bc everywhere we go, animals head straight for me. Today a lamb slobbered on my shoe 3/4
1st, my husband, @miglrah.bsky.social, is taller than LBJ was.
2nd, I guess I emit pheromones only detectable by animals, bc everywhere we go, animals head straight for me. Today a lamb slobbered on my shoe 3/4
We visited LBJ today and told him that the country’s in the shitter and the Democrats are pussies
November 17, 2024 at 1:09 AM
We visited LBJ today and told him that the country’s in the shitter and the Democrats are pussies
My phone is named Joe Hendry so that if I ever lose it, I can say his name and he appears 👏 👏 🤼 #wrestlesky
November 15, 2024 at 8:29 PM
My phone is named Joe Hendry so that if I ever lose it, I can say his name and he appears 👏 👏 🤼 #wrestlesky
Triscuit loves purple and the Dark Order
November 15, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Triscuit loves purple and the Dark Order
November 14, 2024 at 11:55 PM
I was gawping at the downfall of InfoWars as they broadcast in desperation on The Bad Site when suddenly
November 14, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I was gawping at the downfall of InfoWars as they broadcast in desperation on The Bad Site when suddenly
November 14, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Gonna put a bra on the first statue I can find
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Gonna put a bra on the first statue I can find
Can I offer you a Moo Deng in these trying times?
November 13, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Can I offer you a Moo Deng in these trying times?
The news is still too hard to look at, so I just steep myself in Moo Deng. There is nothing but Moo Deng.
Well, okay - wrestling and Moo Deng.
Well, okay - wrestling and Moo Deng.
November 13, 2024 at 8:39 PM
The news is still too hard to look at, so I just steep myself in Moo Deng. There is nothing but Moo Deng.
Well, okay - wrestling and Moo Deng.
Well, okay - wrestling and Moo Deng.
My husband took this at my very first AEW show. This is back when @kingserpentico.bsky.social and Luther tagged together. I was stupid excited to see them.
November 13, 2024 at 8:05 PM
My husband took this at my very first AEW show. This is back when @kingserpentico.bsky.social and Luther tagged together. I was stupid excited to see them.
Do you like animals? I REALLY like animals. I will never not post animals.
My current obsessions are all the new Pygmy hippo babies around the world, the newborn siamang in Tampa, and my four cats. This is Colby Jack. He is a himbo
My current obsessions are all the new Pygmy hippo babies around the world, the newborn siamang in Tampa, and my four cats. This is Colby Jack. He is a himbo
November 12, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Do you like animals? I REALLY like animals. I will never not post animals.
My current obsessions are all the new Pygmy hippo babies around the world, the newborn siamang in Tampa, and my four cats. This is Colby Jack. He is a himbo
My current obsessions are all the new Pygmy hippo babies around the world, the newborn siamang in Tampa, and my four cats. This is Colby Jack. He is a himbo
I was impressed by the effort, so I let him watch. In 2020 I reluctantly watched my first AEW match. In 2021 I went to my first live show. In 2023 I watched my son, a recent RWA grad, wrestle in a pumpkin patch, & I’ve seen more live shows than I ever thought I would. Life is weird. 🤼 (2/2)
November 12, 2024 at 7:18 PM
I was impressed by the effort, so I let him watch. In 2020 I reluctantly watched my first AEW match. In 2021 I went to my first live show. In 2023 I watched my son, a recent RWA grad, wrestle in a pumpkin patch, & I’ve seen more live shows than I ever thought I would. Life is weird. 🤼 (2/2)
Hanging on to sanity by my gotdamb fingertips
November 11, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Hanging on to sanity by my gotdamb fingertips
Y’all, remember that time when my kid wrestled in a pumpkin patch last year? He’s the tall one 🤼♂️
October 24, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Y’all, remember that time when my kid wrestled in a pumpkin patch last year? He’s the tall one 🤼♂️