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Heather (not that Heather)
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Wife of 26 years.
Pro Wrestler Mom.
Girl Gamer Mom.
Crazy Cat Lady.
Smut reader.
Unlikeliest Sicko.
Human Rights Activist since 1992.
Ricochet did his dumb little high-pitched laugh tonight and I realized that he probably did that during training or something and somebody offered to punch his face for him and he was all “heel heat” and nodded to himself
#wrestlesky 🤼 #AEWDynamite
February 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If I suddenly disappear, y’all know why #romancesky
All us romance book girls getting thrown in jail under project 2025:

“Aye, what’re you in for?”

“Well, I read this book about a girl who accidentally summoned a sexy demon with a rotating dick.”

#BlackBookSky 📚💙
February 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Really? That’s an apology for calling a woman a gendered slur? Do better, @aewontv.bsky.social 🤼 #AEWDynamite #wrestlesky
January 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I was having a real good time until those two main events

#ROHfinalbattle #wrestlesky 🤼
December 21, 2024 at 4:57 AM
This Hanger/Switchblade match
#AEWFullGear #AEW 🤼 #wrestlesky
November 24, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Am I the only one who saw the small fire on the ramp after the pyro shut off #AEW #AEWFullGear #wrestlesky
November 24, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 AM
I never really liked Tw.tter, so I didn’t ever do much with it. BlueSky is wild because I’m out here following authors from the early Jezebel days - like, EARLY early days - and feeling a sense of hopeful nostalgia
November 21, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Mad respect for Jack Perry. That time in Japan made him a whole new wrestler and he’s just been building on that ever since. He’s come so far. 🤼 #wrestlesky #AEWDynamite
November 21, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Why does Orange Cassidy have to lose the big ones every single time 🤼 #AEWDynamite #wrestlesky
November 21, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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It’s really something to watch the Party whose supporters poop on the floor in the Capitol and wipe their feces on the wall tell us which bathrooms to use.
November 20, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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I see a lot of you still sharing posts from the obviously fake Count Dracula account, so please be aware:

- the real Count would never post during daylight hours in Romania

- his full given name is Vlad, not Vladimir

- he does not actually say “blah” and would never write it out in a post
November 20, 2024 at 4:21 PM
This is the Powerpuff version of @hangmanpage.bsky.social. Buttercup doesn’t garden, tho
🤼 #wrestlesky
November 20, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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November 19, 2024 at 9:20 PM
I have absolutely no artistic skill of any kind, so I’m super appreciative of those who do. This is gorgeous
I don't think I've posted this one up here yet. It was originally a print to accompany my debut comic book "What We Don't Talk About"
November 19, 2024 at 12:36 AM
I looked it up and it turns out this is true. www.snopes.com/articles/464...
November 19, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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To mark "Trump will declare a national emergency for mass deportations" day: here is the initial spreadsheet of our crowd-sourced *local* immigration advocacy/support organizations.

Please share widely, put to good use, and keep letting me know about more organizations folks can connect with.
November 19, 2024 at 12:01 AM
November 18, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I live in Texas and I have never met an undocumented person in my life
I'm very disappointed by all the people who don't understand what this means

A little louder now.

You don't know ANY undocumented people.

You are not able to direct authorities to ANY undocumented people.

You have no idea who they are looking for.
You don't know any undocumented people.

I repeat:
You don't know any undocumented people.
November 18, 2024 at 4:40 AM
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If you see this, please repost. I am a 1st grade teacher from Pittsburgh! There are some supplies we’d be so grateful to get. Please help #clearthelist !
📕 Books
🖍️ Crayons
⛄️ Holiday supplies
Thanks for your help!
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
@marawilson.bsky.social
November 18, 2024 at 3:33 AM
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If more nineties bands would get on here it would be really good for the collective soul of the site
November 17, 2024 at 8:27 PM
This thread is fascinating
Throughout the last two years of weekly focus groups and frequent surveys with battleground state swing and disaffected Democratic voters, three things rose to the surface time and again.
November 17, 2024 at 6:32 PM
The first protest I ever organized was in the 8th grade - it was a walk-out/sit-in to protest police brutality after the Rodney King verdict. 1/3
Protests can be scary but they don’t have to be. You can turn any situation into a protest or act of rebellion/ discontent. Telling yourself that you can’t act or it doesn’t matter is only doing the legwork for Trump and the international regressive movement. You matter and so does your voice.
November 17, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Is2g this is Mike Johnson’s real motivation. He just wants to hang out with the cool kids because he never was allowed to as a kid
Something something Make America Healthy Again
November 17, 2024 at 5:23 PM