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· Nov 14
getting back into samsara
tore down wm-1 to figure out why ff/rw doesnt work. new adventure
January 10, 2026 at 6:31 PM
tore down wm-1 to figure out why ff/rw doesnt work. new adventure
in a pitched "nap protest" phase from a guy who absolutely cannot hang the whole day. immovable object, unstoppable force
January 10, 2026 at 4:58 PM
in a pitched "nap protest" phase from a guy who absolutely cannot hang the whole day. immovable object, unstoppable force
six nations detribalization; peat bog or tar pit with millstone; ice floe. there are options i think
January 10, 2026 at 3:38 PM
six nations detribalization; peat bog or tar pit with millstone; ice floe. there are options i think
l-carnitine. things of that nature
January 10, 2026 at 1:01 PM
l-carnitine. things of that nature
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ring ring ring ring
ring ring ring—
melt the ICE! 🎵
ring ring ring—
melt the ICE! 🎵
January 10, 2026 at 6:50 AM
ring ring ring ring
ring ring ring—
melt the ICE! 🎵
ring ring ring—
melt the ICE! 🎵
thinking of sam dubose a lot lately
January 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
thinking of sam dubose a lot lately
m book from library decries ocean pollution by depicting a box of "plastic junkoids - collect them all." say more about the junkoids
January 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
m book from library decries ocean pollution by depicting a box of "plastic junkoids - collect them all." say more about the junkoids
a cool work thing is when i "hand off" work with clear comments, docs, and error handling, and then it ends up back on my plate because most everyone else on my team cannot troubleshoot themselves out of an eight of swords setup
January 9, 2026 at 7:12 PM
a cool work thing is when i "hand off" work with clear comments, docs, and error handling, and then it ends up back on my plate because most everyone else on my team cannot troubleshoot themselves out of an eight of swords setup
why did i have to take the "knowing the right thing and not doing it is a sin" and "wanting praise invalidates your work, so eyes front and keep serving" tenets of catholicism to heart instead of the "the xth nicene plenum of 1050 tells us it's ok to be absolute fascist freaks" like vance
January 9, 2026 at 4:50 PM
why did i have to take the "knowing the right thing and not doing it is a sin" and "wanting praise invalidates your work, so eyes front and keep serving" tenets of catholicism to heart instead of the "the xth nicene plenum of 1050 tells us it's ok to be absolute fascist freaks" like vance
worried people have a plugin that tags my account as "deactivates out of depressive or anxious crests a lot: 20 times last week"
January 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
worried people have a plugin that tags my account as "deactivates out of depressive or anxious crests a lot: 20 times last week"
trying to start mornings thinking the world can be made whole
January 9, 2026 at 11:11 AM
trying to start mornings thinking the world can be made whole
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Don’t worry. I’ll fight for you
January 8, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Don’t worry. I’ll fight for you
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looping cassette of artillery from heaven all day today
January 8, 2026 at 10:51 AM
looping cassette of artillery from heaven all day today
concrete blonde "joey" A Certified Banger...Perhaps AKNF!
January 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
concrete blonde "joey" A Certified Banger...Perhaps AKNF!
we really gotta get sirhan out for another tussle
January 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
we really gotta get sirhan out for another tussle
i dont want to do face ID. thus all interactions with phone are asking my password six trillion times
January 5, 2026 at 12:43 PM
i dont want to do face ID. thus all interactions with phone are asking my password six trillion times
more like wrap it up dead man. but damn if "come on up to the house" doesn't get me
January 5, 2026 at 1:04 AM
more like wrap it up dead man. but damn if "come on up to the house" doesn't get me
got a modern phone. i miss the button
January 5, 2026 at 12:36 AM
got a modern phone. i miss the button
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Montessori driving school
January 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Montessori driving school
accidentally bought a big thing of protein bars with a peanut ingredient so now i eat them surreptitiously
January 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
accidentally bought a big thing of protein bars with a peanut ingredient so now i eat them surreptitiously
m rejected air fried sweet potato fries as "too saucy." alright man
January 4, 2026 at 4:49 PM
m rejected air fried sweet potato fries as "too saucy." alright man
(2 step tempo, inclination, judiciary, or contention vocals) teddy bear teddy bear turn around / teddy bear teddy bear touch the ground
January 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
(2 step tempo, inclination, judiciary, or contention vocals) teddy bear teddy bear turn around / teddy bear teddy bear touch the ground
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier