if i can't lock one and publicize the other i can't see the point in not just using both at the same time i guess

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theyre calling it the most homosexual room on earth

And folks are allowed to opt out of celebrating a Christian holiday. Or any holiday really, but especially a religious one.

They're allowed to opt out even if the celebration doesn't include elements most Christians would consider sacred. They're allowed even if other folks opt in.

Basically: there's a difference between "not sacred" and "secular."

The "right jolly old elf" from "A Visit From Saint Nicholas" is not a sacred character. Folks who venerate saints are not venerating him.

But he's still a myth built into and into a Christian holiday.

if there are dicks near the ceiling too it means some men are giving others a ride on their shoulders

YOU AWAKE TO FIND YOURSELF IN A DICK ROOM

the post already has a lot of really funny tags on it but this one specifically made me want to run

what if i farted so bad that everybody died

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even with bishounen i want them to be fat!!!!! im so deeply pissed when i think abt this bc fat (male) characters in anime are drawn so cute but are always some mean punchline or a sex pest and im just like... does no one seriously see the potential here

(who doesn't eventually "shed the weight") like. ive seen one (1) chubby love interest who was a dude and it was in a BL, people cannot fathom that a wide variety of audiences might be attracted to fat characters and it sucks on both the representation front and the fanservice front

this is so real bc i actively do NOT want abs on male romanceables, i barely care about abs on women if i'm being fully honest because i'm not very attracted to "fit" bodies with an emphasis on muscles, and i have to go out of my way to look for a chubby male lead in anime-inspired romances

"many of which are now completed and wait release" ohhhhhhhh BOY