david poster wallace (lottie)
@papillonpsyche.bsky.social
the entity previously known as papillonpsyche on twitter and agnesmontague on tumblr
the post already has a lot of really funny tags on it but this one specifically made me want to run
December 9, 2024 at 2:28 AM
the post already has a lot of really funny tags on it but this one specifically made me want to run
my fart post is going viral on tumblr and 3k people and counting have smelled the fart that sent my air purifier into a nuclear rage
![two posts from tumblr user agnesmontague
1. “i just farted and the air purifier in my room went on red alert [photo of air purifier with extremely red lights] goodnight”
2. [screenshot of tag: “this image makes me feel like it’s going to kill you”] it is](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2rsyxp4e6tb4pj27abitsqgg/bafkreiakscrzz6huoek55e4h4i4ki3qw5wqmqes64qd4swmj4hfj32sede@jpeg)
December 8, 2024 at 5:12 PM
my fart post is going viral on tumblr and 3k people and counting have smelled the fart that sent my air purifier into a nuclear rage
my dick is exploding
December 7, 2024 at 1:27 PM
my dick is exploding
too tired to type this back out
December 3, 2024 at 4:54 PM
too tired to type this back out
fun fact the dude is still on bsky, which means he probably forgot about this account like he forgot about his podcast that he ran with nick until i posted abt it on reddit and he nuked that entire channel too lmao
December 3, 2024 at 12:51 PM
fun fact the dude is still on bsky, which means he probably forgot about this account like he forgot about his podcast that he ran with nick until i posted abt it on reddit and he nuked that entire channel too lmao
happy one-year anniversary of james somerton's canceling
December 3, 2024 at 7:58 AM
happy one-year anniversary of james somerton's canceling
DROP YOUR CARD TONY, you dont need mine but here it is anyway
December 2, 2024 at 5:01 PM
DROP YOUR CARD TONY, you dont need mine but here it is anyway
it’s my last day of work here so TMI warning: before i started work i listened to this song extensively as a joke and then my body somehow synced itself to need to do number 2 during office hours so i ended up fulfilling the message. what im saying is affirmations work keep doing that shit
November 29, 2024 at 3:57 AM
it’s my last day of work here so TMI warning: before i started work i listened to this song extensively as a joke and then my body somehow synced itself to need to do number 2 during office hours so i ended up fulfilling the message. what im saying is affirmations work keep doing that shit
oh well this is fucking great. im sure elon being involved won’t make this a massive tar pit for everybody
November 27, 2024 at 2:07 AM
oh well this is fucking great. im sure elon being involved won’t make this a massive tar pit for everybody
why does bsky send me back to the top of the timeline when i translate a post
November 26, 2024 at 5:40 PM
why does bsky send me back to the top of the timeline when i translate a post
with zero shade to the first guy in these screenshots im going to be thinking about this a lot
![tumblr post from @/txttletale (highlight added by me): “"do these TERFs realise that they're never going to get bathroom genital inspections implemented" yes they do they're not trying to get them implemented they're trying to intimidate trans women out of existing in public so they'll detransition or die
"umm im a trans man with a beard and if i used the bathroom these stupid TERFs want me to they'd hate that lol" [highlighted] right that's because they don't want you to use any bathroom they want you to detransition or die [highlight ends]
"lol social contagion theory is stupid do these parents really think isolating their kids will magically turn them cis" well you see they actually think itll make them detransition or die”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2rsyxp4e6tb4pj27abitsqgg/bafkreih5xfrrb6cowmn6eavbowysenjhbo63ccfoqtpqz3pvkcdchrcu4i@jpeg)
November 24, 2024 at 5:02 PM
with zero shade to the first guy in these screenshots im going to be thinking about this a lot
probably gonna carry this post with me going forward
November 24, 2024 at 1:41 AM
probably gonna carry this post with me going forward
reposted this scant hours ago but i already knew this will see so much relevance in the coming days and months
November 20, 2024 at 9:50 AM
reposted this scant hours ago but i already knew this will see so much relevance in the coming days and months
squid game if it slayed
November 16, 2024 at 7:52 PM
squid game if it slayed
me upon learning the onion infowars news: ohhh my god the knowledge fight episode on this is going to be so tasty
knowledge fight:
me: hhhoooOOOOOOOHHH YESSSS
knowledge fight:
me: hhhoooOOOOOOOHHH YESSSS
November 15, 2024 at 7:06 AM
me upon learning the onion infowars news: ohhh my god the knowledge fight episode on this is going to be so tasty
knowledge fight:
me: hhhoooOOOOOOOHHH YESSSS
knowledge fight:
me: hhhoooOOOOOOOHHH YESSSS
love when the wires cross like this actually. sometimes krn jpn and chn are just passing around words like
November 7, 2024 at 7:24 PM
love when the wires cross like this actually. sometimes krn jpn and chn are just passing around words like
this 1941 coffee ad is sending me. they could just say whatever the fuck back then. sure why not shit your pants twice a day and work yourself into a bones-shaking delirium it's probably better than your actual life during the war
November 7, 2024 at 1:40 PM
this 1941 coffee ad is sending me. they could just say whatever the fuck back then. sure why not shit your pants twice a day and work yourself into a bones-shaking delirium it's probably better than your actual life during the war
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #488,079!
September 22, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #488,079!