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Editor, writer, bleeding-heart whatever, descended from Code Talkers and immigrants. Fix your hearts.
He was there just long enough to get everything he needed to exploit all of us for a generation. He'll have fuck-you money until the heat death of the universe, and all for the low, low price of a couple months' labor. If he's charged with anything ever and actually convicted, he'll be pardoned.
June 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
They're not federal agents. They're pardoned J6ers with no badges, warrants, or oversight.
June 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Or have their barely-animated corpses dissected for premature fetuses against their families' wills.
June 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Reposted by papertownie
Bro, don't even look at your 401k tomorrow you're not gonna live to 65.
April 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I'm a little mad that I laughed, but I want you to know that I appreciate this anyway.
April 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This is unsurprising even though it's deeply unsettling. The zealots love child brides, and they'll protect their right to have them whenever possible.
March 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It'll only get worse when tariffs hit every point in the food system. Alongside their cuts to basically every nutrition program, the goal can only be to starve us.
March 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
They don't know what the Constitution says. They like guns and hate all people who aren't cis white men. If taking away constitutional rights--even their own--means they get to hurt people they hate, they're in. That's the whole story.
March 23, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Which is to say that what I know is not equal to what's in progress. There are hundreds of Nations, most with their own governments, income sources, facilities, etc., and many that share resources. There can't be one unified plan underway, so you'll have to check with your Tribe's gov.
March 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I don't work in Nation government, I'm just a citizen who knows enough to know that it's going to hurt. In OK, Tribes are funding Summer EBT programs for entire counties. No idea what the financial cushion/plan is for funding hospitals, food programs, etc. Housing should be okay, though.
March 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
My mother's grandparents fled Norway under Quisling. They landed in Oklahoma during the Dust Bowl, but even that was better than being handed over to the Nazis, so they stayed. I never knew about the paperclip (great-gma died when I was 7), that was really interesting (and also horrible) to read 🧡
March 23, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Nothing this regime has done is new or accidental. Misinfo serves someone every time; this time, following the source of that misinfo leads to RFK, who perpetuates "seed oils and carbs are bad" on a national scale, & following the money leads to (further) destabilizing Ukraine's economy. It's Putin.
March 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Sure, same for literally every horrible thing they do. But the popularity of it right now is intentional. It's effective because it looks like an IG influencer and appeals across the political spectrum. Meanwhile, that + the carnivore diet target Ukraine's two leading exports (grain+oilseed).
March 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
A nonprofit sued the FDA over Olestra so that the packaging of foods containing it had to carry a warning label that it caused anal leakage 😩
March 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
This episode preceded 45, unfortunately, or it surely would have been an option.
March 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
High and weird.
March 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
His anti-seed oils campaign is *absolutely* a Putin-funded project to decrease demand for Ukraine's canola exports, which has as a bonus the effect of increasing heart disease in Americans who turn to beef tallow/lard. (The state doesn't have to support people who die. See also: antivax campaign.)
March 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
"I am just following orders."
March 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM