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Probably the worst part of being a mouse is having to act happy about sleeping in a sardine can
December 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Probably the worst part of being a mouse is having to act happy about sleeping in a sardine can
being nonbinary at the old spaghetti factory
December 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
being nonbinary at the old spaghetti factory
please. if you are able—do not vocalize in the public bathroom
December 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
please. if you are able—do not vocalize in the public bathroom
shazam but for smell
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
shazam but for smell
almost time to watch Carry On again
December 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
almost time to watch Carry On again
I NEED TO LOOK GAYER
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I NEED TO LOOK GAYER
in a world devoid of inherent meaning all I know is that I live to be weird in the work gc
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
in a world devoid of inherent meaning all I know is that I live to be weird in the work gc
when gmail is like “do you wanna unsubscribe from these guys? you haven’t opened one of their emails in a while…” I understand why dudes boink their secretaries
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
when gmail is like “do you wanna unsubscribe from these guys? you haven’t opened one of their emails in a while…” I understand why dudes boink their secretaries
I love and understand people except people who moan in the public washroom
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I love and understand people except people who moan in the public washroom
living alone is eating nuts in bed, totally reclined, thinking “if I fuck this up the whole thing ends right here”
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
living alone is eating nuts in bed, totally reclined, thinking “if I fuck this up the whole thing ends right here”
starting the day with a vaginal swab done by a male doctor I could physically dominate
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
starting the day with a vaginal swab done by a male doctor I could physically dominate
developing a parasocial relationship with the hand cream brand Working Hands. developing a dependence. developing a romantic and sexual relationship with Working Hands
November 5, 2025 at 7:28 AM
developing a parasocial relationship with the hand cream brand Working Hands. developing a dependence. developing a romantic and sexual relationship with Working Hands
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i want my friends to remember me fondly. and my enemies to remember me as The Creature
October 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i want my friends to remember me fondly. and my enemies to remember me as The Creature
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I’ve been watching our kelp forests decline across my lifetime and it makes me very sad because kelp is cool as hell and supports a lot of marine life so I made a quilt about it.
June 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I’ve been watching our kelp forests decline across my lifetime and it makes me very sad because kelp is cool as hell and supports a lot of marine life so I made a quilt about it.
I need a PT job so I have permission from mommy (me) to get more tattoos and pamper my old car
May 31, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I need a PT job so I have permission from mommy (me) to get more tattoos and pamper my old car
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Anyone that uses AI in any capacity cannot say SHIT to me about astrology
May 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Anyone that uses AI in any capacity cannot say SHIT to me about astrology
tfw you slam two taco bell cheesy beef gordita crunches and then sob to Hilary Duff’s So Yesterday. all while behind the wheel
May 12, 2025 at 9:18 AM
tfw you slam two taco bell cheesy beef gordita crunches and then sob to Hilary Duff’s So Yesterday. all while behind the wheel
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praying that they don’t check my ankle holster after confiscating both my hip and shoulder holstered chapsticks
May 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
praying that they don’t check my ankle holster after confiscating both my hip and shoulder holstered chapsticks
Chopped but with the contents of my fridge. oat milk, cabbage, moldy hummus, Solensia
May 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Chopped but with the contents of my fridge. oat milk, cabbage, moldy hummus, Solensia
I used to be ambitious enough to want to go to Oxford. today I squint directly into the sun, forgetting my sunglasses sit atop my echoing skull
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I used to be ambitious enough to want to go to Oxford. today I squint directly into the sun, forgetting my sunglasses sit atop my echoing skull
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me and the boys are succumbing to evil tonight
May 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
me and the boys are succumbing to evil tonight
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i heard they are bringing back smoking next
May 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i heard they are bringing back smoking next
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I put a sour patch kid in the sea monkey tank and they are going crazy. Huge event for them
May 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I put a sour patch kid in the sea monkey tank and they are going crazy. Huge event for them
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Friend: don’t get any ideas
Me, who never has any ideas: hey fuck you
Me, who never has any ideas: hey fuck you
May 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Friend: don’t get any ideas
Me, who never has any ideas: hey fuck you
Me, who never has any ideas: hey fuck you