fly fishing with amy pond feels a bit alan partridge but I'm willing to give it a try

i am the doctor is the new theme for news at ten

50 pushups from gramps or he's on latrine duty

justice minister needs new job, says everyone

btw we both want to say thanks to you all for following along (and frequently helping!) with our home office hell-ride on here and over on twitter in ye olden days. very much appreciated, and the very best to everyone else still dealing with ukvi!

jovi is apparently a big fan of this singer going back years and i'm just here like

"i like the egg song"

"why is your wife being lowered by mechanical winch from the skylight to the tune of she's a rainbow"

"thank you for the 329 slide powerpoint of your wedding, but when do we get to sing penny lane"

no idea if this has already been done but i'm using it on every streeting story from now on

mr jimmy mc boyd, who will definitely be teaching music and not stopping ten minutes in to talk about visas for some reason

seems to work in all browsers so far. apparently it used to exist in the first right click menu and then they moved it to this secondary one. never saw it in the first either!

lmao i just checked and a much older interview i did with them is still online (fun BBC security for kids fact: they will ask you to simplify how you explain things over and over again, to the point where you may be rendered incapable of speech. this is actually very good practice)