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Chris Boyd
@paperghost.bsky.social
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Award winning security researcher | 7 time Microsoft MVP | Google Hall of Fame | Music and video | UK Immigration (family reunion)

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"labour needs its own mamdani moment"
the mamdani font in orange text with a blue background which says "wes we can't"
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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new director general gets in trouble on first day
me strangling alan partridge with my arm around his neck
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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ten minutes later
"petition to get Russell T Davies arrested" "4,200 have signed, let's get it to 5,000" and a photo of Russell T Davies
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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PAINT'S WRONG
PAINT'S WRONG
ALL THE PAINT'S WRONG
OFFICERS EN ROUTE
TO TELL YOU ALL THE WALLS ARE BRONZE
tom jones singing sex bomb on an old television set
November 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
paperghost.bsky.social
a wooden sign pointing right, in a field, which says "hobby dogging"
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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every time i see ukgov saying they're gonna take some inspiration from denmark for family reunion, and then look at the rankings for family reunion
the mipex chart for family reunion, showing the uk and denmark in 55th and 56th place respectively (out of 56 places)
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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gondor calls for aid, and rohan will answer
me holding a giant hot dog, wearing a banana hat colander and xmas beard
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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just for you: one dog plus hasty background edit
me and my dog, a small golden brown terrier of some sort
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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sometimes fan films are great. other times:
the doctor, flying one of the planes into the twin towers
November 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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zohran mamdani do you like posts about visas
"user paperghost registered 28/04/2023" "user zohrankmamdani registered 28/04/2023"
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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a laptop with me as one of the spice girls, holding signs which say "if you wanna be my lover, you gotta do visa tweets"
November 5, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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mei ling and solid snake on the metal gear solid codec, with text under their pictures which says "i could smell the onions and mustard"
November 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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all rise for the jeffrey combs supremacy
"welcome to star trek", and it's 9 pictures of different characters played by jeffrey combs below the text "we have"
November 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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a red book with the title "a tarnished colander" by ole boydy, and i'm standing up looking confused
November 4, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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WIFE GUY
WIFE GUY
I'M A WIFE GUY
tom jones singing sex bomb, on an old style tube tv
November 4, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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me: feeling happy about a fun thing i learned at the weekend

some random person: let me tell you about my massive family of nonces
"My sister and I were big into genealogy when we were younger. We traced our fathers paternal line back to the 500's, his maternal line to the 1600's. My mother refused us to look into any of her family and we learned it was full of criminals and child molesters. Dad should have chosen better."
November 3, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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what's it like inside your head?
a "do it for her" simpsons meme board with lots of pictures of my wife on it, in a wedding dress, looking over my shoulder, looking at the camera, me standing next to her, and her looking at a sword and then waving the sword
November 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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when you hit dislike on my posts, this is who you're hurting
me as a DJ with my head shopped onto the body. i am wearing a banana colander hat and an xmas beard
November 2, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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does anything actually work anymore
a search result in google asking how many episodes the witcher season 4 has. the first answer is a large "1".
October 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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for halloween yer da's going as the
a picture of a product called "scrub daddy"
October 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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the "why can't i hold, all these limes" image except it's me dropping a load of visas
October 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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it feels very much like you've never read any of the books, because "surly weirdo ends up relying on the awesome power of friendship" is quite literally the main thrust of where the books end up!
"The tone remains wildly uneven, lurching as it does between steeple-fingered Game of Thrones-y glumness and those early-90s Saturday afternoon series in which an uncommunicative hunk wanders between small communities, rescuing imperilled innocents from baddies while learning about the true meaning of friendship."
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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an all timer
absolute batman cues up a small knife wielding child, and then kicks the child so hard that in the final panel they are flying out over the ocean
October 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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me: i am enjoying this!!!
the guy in the suit:
a close up of the chick costume head covering. one of his eyes can be seen out of the eye hole on the right; the one on the left is fully covered
October 31, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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nice, i am exactly the right age group to be able to dig up some horrifying pics of my own from the 80s. behold terror in its purest form:
me as a child sitting on the lap of a man in some sort of yelllow and blue chick costume. one of his eyes can be seen out of the eye hole on the right; the one on the left is fully covered me as a child being hugged by a man in a white grey and pink bunny costume
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM