John Papageorgiou
@papasbasement.bsky.social
I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
I bet the Germans have a term for the anxiety that arises from making sure your nuggets and dipping sauce run out at the same time.
October 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I bet the Germans have a term for the anxiety that arises from making sure your nuggets and dipping sauce run out at the same time.
Like any gourmand, my criteria for judging good sushi are:
1. Did it get me violently ill?
And
2. Was it on sale?
1. Did it get me violently ill?
And
2. Was it on sale?
October 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Like any gourmand, my criteria for judging good sushi are:
1. Did it get me violently ill?
And
2. Was it on sale?
1. Did it get me violently ill?
And
2. Was it on sale?
Ways to make "Love is Blind" entertaining
1. Mix in some real uglies. Not even average - butt fuggos
2. Make some contestants AI. Anyone falling for the AI has to legally marry a Fleshlight taped to a Roomba
3. Anyone who utters the phrase "trust the process" is shot into the vacuum of space
1. Mix in some real uglies. Not even average - butt fuggos
2. Make some contestants AI. Anyone falling for the AI has to legally marry a Fleshlight taped to a Roomba
3. Anyone who utters the phrase "trust the process" is shot into the vacuum of space
October 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Ways to make "Love is Blind" entertaining
1. Mix in some real uglies. Not even average - butt fuggos
2. Make some contestants AI. Anyone falling for the AI has to legally marry a Fleshlight taped to a Roomba
3. Anyone who utters the phrase "trust the process" is shot into the vacuum of space
1. Mix in some real uglies. Not even average - butt fuggos
2. Make some contestants AI. Anyone falling for the AI has to legally marry a Fleshlight taped to a Roomba
3. Anyone who utters the phrase "trust the process" is shot into the vacuum of space
Photos of my dad before and after he assassinated the padishah of Qatar and usurped his throne.
July 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Photos of my dad before and after he assassinated the padishah of Qatar and usurped his throne.
In a lifetime of misspellings of my name, this is a top three finisher.
June 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
In a lifetime of misspellings of my name, this is a top three finisher.
@angelamelini.bsky.social happy you migrated over here!
June 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
@angelamelini.bsky.social happy you migrated over here!
After eight films in the series, we need to acknowledge these were very possible missions. He’s gone eight-for-eight. Even Mission: Improbable is a stretch.
June 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
After eight films in the series, we need to acknowledge these were very possible missions. He’s gone eight-for-eight. Even Mission: Improbable is a stretch.
Yeah…”pretending”
@abridged2far presents “The Goat or Who is Sylvia?” by Edward Albee. I saw this show with Jonathan Pryce. It makes “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf” look like “Guys and Dolls”. Big thanks to @papasbasement.bsky.social for pretending to have banged a goat! 🐐 💖
May 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Yeah…”pretending”
Reposted by John Papageorgiou
Heartbreaking news to report.
WTOP evening anchor Dimitri Sotis, whose deep, warm voice informed and kept listeners in the D.C. region company, has died at the age of 55. wtop.com/inside-wtop/...
WTOP evening anchor Dimitri Sotis, whose deep, warm voice informed and kept listeners in the D.C. region company, has died at the age of 55. wtop.com/inside-wtop/...
Anchor Dimitri Sotis, whose warm, conversational voice graced WTOP for over 2 decades, dies at 55 - WTOP News
WTOP evening anchor Dimitri Sotis, whose deep, warm voice informed and kept listeners in the D.C. region company, has died at the age of 55.
wtop.com
January 27, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Heartbreaking news to report.
WTOP evening anchor Dimitri Sotis, whose deep, warm voice informed and kept listeners in the D.C. region company, has died at the age of 55. wtop.com/inside-wtop/...
WTOP evening anchor Dimitri Sotis, whose deep, warm voice informed and kept listeners in the D.C. region company, has died at the age of 55. wtop.com/inside-wtop/...
Coverage making it seem like the Houston Texans want to piss gasoline on the LA wildfires
January 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Coverage making it seem like the Houston Texans want to piss gasoline on the LA wildfires
Taking bets on what color these come out tomorrow
January 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Taking bets on what color these come out tomorrow
#1: dollars for dinner
January 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
#1: dollars for dinner
It should have been Jose.
December 22, 2024 at 3:52 AM
It should have been Jose.
I’ve never identified more with a video game character.
December 21, 2024 at 1:21 PM
I’ve never identified more with a video game character.
As the CEO of my own business, I gotta admit, my ego's a little bruised that no one's tried to assassinate me.
December 12, 2024 at 12:19 PM
As the CEO of my own business, I gotta admit, my ego's a little bruised that no one's tried to assassinate me.
Does anyone else purchase gingerbread homes only to eat the components unassembled because, in the end, all is dust?
December 11, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Does anyone else purchase gingerbread homes only to eat the components unassembled because, in the end, all is dust?