Like any gourmand, my criteria for judging good sushi are:
1. Did it get me violently ill?
And
2. Was it on sale?

Photos of my dad before and after he assassinated the padishah of Qatar and usurped his throne.

In a lifetime of misspellings of my name, this is a top three finisher.

Taking bets on what color these come out tomorrow

#1: dollars for dinner

It should have been Jose.

I’ve never identified more with a video game character.