Professional Keyboard Goblin
@paodriscoll.bsky.social
Professional Game Writer and Narrative Designer.
Play Mars Tactics!
Play Mars Tactics!
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Donathon update!
As ya'll know, I'm planning a Donathon during Christmas week. The goal is to raise at least $200 by the end of the multi-day read-a-thon to raise money for Advocates for Immigrant Rights!
I will be using Twitch's Charity tool, so I won't be touching a penny.
(c
As ya'll know, I'm planning a Donathon during Christmas week. The goal is to raise at least $200 by the end of the multi-day read-a-thon to raise money for Advocates for Immigrant Rights!
I will be using Twitch's Charity tool, so I won't be touching a penny.
(c
December 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Donathon update!
As ya'll know, I'm planning a Donathon during Christmas week. The goal is to raise at least $200 by the end of the multi-day read-a-thon to raise money for Advocates for Immigrant Rights!
I will be using Twitch's Charity tool, so I won't be touching a penny.
(c
As ya'll know, I'm planning a Donathon during Christmas week. The goal is to raise at least $200 by the end of the multi-day read-a-thon to raise money for Advocates for Immigrant Rights!
I will be using Twitch's Charity tool, so I won't be touching a penny.
(c
We scorched the planet to make Harmony Gold But Worse.
Amazon's insulting Ai dub of the Banana fish anime is giving strong "The Room" energy.
I didn't hit her! I DID NAUGHT.
Oh, hi, Eiji.
I didn't hit her! I DID NAUGHT.
Oh, hi, Eiji.
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
We scorched the planet to make Harmony Gold But Worse.
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December 30, 2024 at 4:50 PM
🪐COMMISSIONS OPEN!🪐
DM or email me via stickyhunter@gmail.com
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October 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
"They say in Hellas Basin
There are no neutral folk
Would you fight for union right
Or die 'neat corporate yoke?"
There are no neutral folk
Would you fight for union right
Or die 'neat corporate yoke?"
It's official: Mars Tactics is coming to Early Access in May 2026!
Will you lead the Capital army for the glory of the shareholders? Or fight for the working man as a Labor revolutionary?
Soon, the choice will be yours.
Wishlist Mars Tactics on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/1727760/...
Will you lead the Capital army for the glory of the shareholders? Or fight for the working man as a Labor revolutionary?
Soon, the choice will be yours.
Wishlist Mars Tactics on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/1727760/...
September 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"They say in Hellas Basin
There are no neutral folk
Would you fight for union right
Or die 'neat corporate yoke?"
There are no neutral folk
Would you fight for union right
Or die 'neat corporate yoke?"
One Piece fans will be like
"No you don't understand, Scruntus McGuntus is a deeply tragic and nuanced character!"
And then you look up the character and he's an egg in a diaper whose superpower is that if he ogles enough minors he can turn into jellybeans.
"No you don't understand, Scruntus McGuntus is a deeply tragic and nuanced character!"
And then you look up the character and he's an egg in a diaper whose superpower is that if he ogles enough minors he can turn into jellybeans.
September 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
One Piece fans will be like
"No you don't understand, Scruntus McGuntus is a deeply tragic and nuanced character!"
And then you look up the character and he's an egg in a diaper whose superpower is that if he ogles enough minors he can turn into jellybeans.
"No you don't understand, Scruntus McGuntus is a deeply tragic and nuanced character!"
And then you look up the character and he's an egg in a diaper whose superpower is that if he ogles enough minors he can turn into jellybeans.
September 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Sure, the game is a tendril of an inherently predatory industry.
But Haru Urara never gave up and her death has filled me with Horse Feelings.
But Haru Urara never gave up and her death has filled me with Horse Feelings.
September 10, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Sure, the game is a tendril of an inherently predatory industry.
But Haru Urara never gave up and her death has filled me with Horse Feelings.
But Haru Urara never gave up and her death has filled me with Horse Feelings.
New Slur for AI Bros: "Phillip K. Dickless."
August 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
New Slur for AI Bros: "Phillip K. Dickless."
If VISA and Mastercard can control what we watch and play, then who's to say what they'll come for next. Don't let big corporations infringe on the free exchange of ideas.
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Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
Tell MasterCard, Visa & Activist Groups: Stop Controlling What We Can Watch, Read, or Play
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July 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If VISA and Mastercard can control what we watch and play, then who's to say what they'll come for next. Don't let big corporations infringe on the free exchange of ideas.
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The helm did nothing to hide the corpse-pyre stench. But worse than the smell was the silence. Eino would have made a crass joke and Lida would have struck him for it. But both hung from her saddle along with the rest of the 31st. A grim display, but she would be damned if she left them behind.
Have to admit it is very satisfying to be able to highlight my home country in Trench Crusade, and to feature a local artist to boot!
Finnish Hakkapeliitta in #TrenchCrusade
Art by Jukka Rajaniemi
Finnish Hakkapeliitta in #TrenchCrusade
Art by Jukka Rajaniemi
July 18, 2025 at 7:37 AM
The helm did nothing to hide the corpse-pyre stench. But worse than the smell was the silence. Eino would have made a crass joke and Lida would have struck him for it. But both hung from her saddle along with the rest of the 31st. A grim display, but she would be damned if she left them behind.
There's nothing about this that doesn't kick ass.
Make sure your RPG battle transitions, scene composition, and attack animations are at least as cool as this Taiwanese DOS RPG from 1995
May 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
There's nothing about this that doesn't kick ass.
*Looking into the mirror at 3AM, intent on summoning Gianni Matragrano*
"Indie Boomer Shooter.
Indie Boomer Shooter.
Indie Boomer Sh-
AGH I CAN'T DO IT WHAT IF HE'S REAL??"
"Indie Boomer Shooter.
Indie Boomer Shooter.
Indie Boomer Sh-
AGH I CAN'T DO IT WHAT IF HE'S REAL??"
April 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
*Looking into the mirror at 3AM, intent on summoning Gianni Matragrano*
"Indie Boomer Shooter.
Indie Boomer Shooter.
Indie Boomer Sh-
AGH I CAN'T DO IT WHAT IF HE'S REAL??"
"Indie Boomer Shooter.
Indie Boomer Shooter.
Indie Boomer Sh-
AGH I CAN'T DO IT WHAT IF HE'S REAL??"
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Look, I love good cosmic horror space-squid. But they should behave like real-world cosmic events. Inevitable, but not *pressing.*
The stars are right and the Mother Below rises from her slumber. Soon she will be upon us.
But we mean "Soon" in the geological sense. So, like 1.5 million years.
The stars are right and the Mother Below rises from her slumber. Soon she will be upon us.
But we mean "Soon" in the geological sense. So, like 1.5 million years.
April 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Look, I love good cosmic horror space-squid. But they should behave like real-world cosmic events. Inevitable, but not *pressing.*
The stars are right and the Mother Below rises from her slumber. Soon she will be upon us.
But we mean "Soon" in the geological sense. So, like 1.5 million years.
The stars are right and the Mother Below rises from her slumber. Soon she will be upon us.
But we mean "Soon" in the geological sense. So, like 1.5 million years.
Now, I'm not saying that all mental therapy should come in the form of vampire daddies.
But I'm not *NOT* saying that, either.
But I'm not *NOT* saying that, either.
April 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Now, I'm not saying that all mental therapy should come in the form of vampire daddies.
But I'm not *NOT* saying that, either.
But I'm not *NOT* saying that, either.
Truly thankful to @littlebatgames.bsky.social for helping me deal with the stress of layoffs.
Now when l feel myself freak out, a muscular vampire DILF manifests like Obi Wan Kenobi and says "That sounds like a 'should' statement, pard'ner."
10/10, buy this game immediately.
Now when l feel myself freak out, a muscular vampire DILF manifests like Obi Wan Kenobi and says "That sounds like a 'should' statement, pard'ner."
10/10, buy this game immediately.
April 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Truly thankful to @littlebatgames.bsky.social for helping me deal with the stress of layoffs.
Now when l feel myself freak out, a muscular vampire DILF manifests like Obi Wan Kenobi and says "That sounds like a 'should' statement, pard'ner."
10/10, buy this game immediately.
Now when l feel myself freak out, a muscular vampire DILF manifests like Obi Wan Kenobi and says "That sounds like a 'should' statement, pard'ner."
10/10, buy this game immediately.
"There's a lot of nuance to the situation"
My brother in christ he is talking like a Traitor Primarch.
My brother in christ he is talking like a Traitor Primarch.
April 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
"There's a lot of nuance to the situation"
My brother in christ he is talking like a Traitor Primarch.
My brother in christ he is talking like a Traitor Primarch.
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Late pledges are open until the 31st. If you didn't already back it, you still have time to
What We Found Beyond the Stars is live—fully funded—as part of ZineQuest!
A GMless Hard Sci-fi game about the cooperation of a small crew, discovering alien phenomena and worlds.
Played with a standard set of dice and a tarot deck.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sti...
#TTRPG #GMless #IndieTTRPG
A GMless Hard Sci-fi game about the cooperation of a small crew, discovering alien phenomena and worlds.
Played with a standard set of dice and a tarot deck.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sti...
#TTRPG #GMless #IndieTTRPG
What We Found Beyond the Stars — A Sci-fi TTRPG
A GMless Hard Sci-fi TTRPG about cooperation and discovery in uncharted space.
www.kickstarter.com
March 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Late pledges are open until the 31st. If you didn't already back it, you still have time to
Animorphs should be what Harry Potter is now. And the fact that we don't have a Universal Animorphs Land that gives children PTSD is proof that we are in the darkest timeline
March 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Animorphs should be what Harry Potter is now. And the fact that we don't have a Universal Animorphs Land that gives children PTSD is proof that we are in the darkest timeline
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Check out the cover of Born Slippy #1, a brand-new cyberpunk adventure in the world of The Bekkoning!
Created by @deftbeck.bsky.social
Art by @bronkosaur.bsky.social
Written by @paodriscoll.bsky.social
Edited by @comradevideo.bsky.social
Check out the start of the story next Friday!
Created by @deftbeck.bsky.social
Art by @bronkosaur.bsky.social
Written by @paodriscoll.bsky.social
Edited by @comradevideo.bsky.social
Check out the start of the story next Friday!
March 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Check out the cover of Born Slippy #1, a brand-new cyberpunk adventure in the world of The Bekkoning!
Created by @deftbeck.bsky.social
Art by @bronkosaur.bsky.social
Written by @paodriscoll.bsky.social
Edited by @comradevideo.bsky.social
Check out the start of the story next Friday!
Created by @deftbeck.bsky.social
Art by @bronkosaur.bsky.social
Written by @paodriscoll.bsky.social
Edited by @comradevideo.bsky.social
Check out the start of the story next Friday!
My sincerest condolences to Wayne June's friends and family. It was for your voice that I ventured into The Dark, and your legacy that I will carry on through it.
"Go with grace into the great beyond..."
We at Red Hook are heartbroken to confirm the passing of our beloved voice actor, Wayne June.
We at Red Hook are heartbroken to confirm the passing of our beloved voice actor, Wayne June.
January 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My sincerest condolences to Wayne June's friends and family. It was for your voice that I ventured into The Dark, and your legacy that I will carry on through it.
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Gaiman's work was the reason I got into writing. To see this side of him, to see how he hurt the most vulnerable people in his life so callously, it's sickening. Maybe I'm just mourning the man I thought he was.
My deepest sympathies go to his victims.
My deepest sympathies go to his victims.
January 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Gaiman's work was the reason I got into writing. To see this side of him, to see how he hurt the most vulnerable people in his life so callously, it's sickening. Maybe I'm just mourning the man I thought he was.
My deepest sympathies go to his victims.
My deepest sympathies go to his victims.
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It's #Thanksgiving. Are you ready for your visit from the Thanksgiving Ape? Remember to leave him a slice of pumpkin pie so that he will grant you a Thanksgiving Boon. Such as making your grandparents shut the fuck up about wokeness or defenestrating your racist uncle.
November 28, 2024 at 5:40 AM
It's #Thanksgiving. Are you ready for your visit from the Thanksgiving Ape? Remember to leave him a slice of pumpkin pie so that he will grant you a Thanksgiving Boon. Such as making your grandparents shut the fuck up about wokeness or defenestrating your racist uncle.
NB folks are powerful. Only someone on some Hecatean mysteries shit could come up with something as metal as 'Dead-Name.'
They really be like
"Let every god above and below know that like my fate, I shall forge a name anew with my own hands!
Hear me, you worms of heaven!
For I!
Am!
KATIE!!!"
They really be like
"Let every god above and below know that like my fate, I shall forge a name anew with my own hands!
Hear me, you worms of heaven!
For I!
Am!
KATIE!!!"
November 26, 2024 at 10:05 PM
NB folks are powerful. Only someone on some Hecatean mysteries shit could come up with something as metal as 'Dead-Name.'
They really be like
"Let every god above and below know that like my fate, I shall forge a name anew with my own hands!
Hear me, you worms of heaven!
For I!
Am!
KATIE!!!"
They really be like
"Let every god above and below know that like my fate, I shall forge a name anew with my own hands!
Hear me, you worms of heaven!
For I!
Am!
KATIE!!!"