Aaron Randolph
@pantslessaaron.bsky.social
I should not be as proud of this as I am.
My Dad: (talking up Ken Burns' American Revolution documentary) If America hadn't won Saratoga, then the French would never have helped us.
Me: My God, then we'd all be speaking English.
My Dad: (talking up Ken Burns' American Revolution documentary) If America hadn't won Saratoga, then the French would never have helped us.
Me: My God, then we'd all be speaking English.
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I should not be as proud of this as I am.
My Dad: (talking up Ken Burns' American Revolution documentary) If America hadn't won Saratoga, then the French would never have helped us.
Me: My God, then we'd all be speaking English.
My Dad: (talking up Ken Burns' American Revolution documentary) If America hadn't won Saratoga, then the French would never have helped us.
Me: My God, then we'd all be speaking English.
I was starting to think I had no desire for romance, but I just caught myself thinking about the thirty-seven that got away.
Also, I hate that phrase "the one that got away". Feels predatory. 'The one who made a different choice' feels too clinical. 'The one who wasn't for me', maybe?
Also, I hate that phrase "the one that got away". Feels predatory. 'The one who made a different choice' feels too clinical. 'The one who wasn't for me', maybe?
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I was starting to think I had no desire for romance, but I just caught myself thinking about the thirty-seven that got away.
Also, I hate that phrase "the one that got away". Feels predatory. 'The one who made a different choice' feels too clinical. 'The one who wasn't for me', maybe?
Also, I hate that phrase "the one that got away". Feels predatory. 'The one who made a different choice' feels too clinical. 'The one who wasn't for me', maybe?
Fixed a typo in the poster - Episode 300 is coming up FAST, so get your tickets now:
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November 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Fixed a typo in the poster - Episode 300 is coming up FAST, so get your tickets now:
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Me: So my promotion means I'll finally outrank someone in my department in which I have served longer than anyone else?
Boss: Actually, we're looking into paying for an A.I. to cover your former duties.
Me:
Boss: Actually, we're looking into paying for an A.I. to cover your former duties.
Me:
a woman in a striped shirt with a red scarf around her neck is making a funny face
ALT: a woman in a striped shirt with a red scarf around her neck is making a funny face
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November 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Me: So my promotion means I'll finally outrank someone in my department in which I have served longer than anyone else?
Boss: Actually, we're looking into paying for an A.I. to cover your former duties.
Me:
Boss: Actually, we're looking into paying for an A.I. to cover your former duties.
Me:
Unironically listening to the Ghostbusters II soundtrack like it's 1989.
November 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Unironically listening to the Ghostbusters II soundtrack like it's 1989.
November 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Just speed-ran the finale of Curse of Strahd. Broke into the precise room he was hiding in. My Wild Magic Sorc gained a reincarnation with a surge roll. Automaton and I tackled him out a window, the opposed strength check 19-18. 900 foot drop. Holy symbol and Hold Vampire prevented escape. 2 rounds.
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Just speed-ran the finale of Curse of Strahd. Broke into the precise room he was hiding in. My Wild Magic Sorc gained a reincarnation with a surge roll. Automaton and I tackled him out a window, the opposed strength check 19-18. 900 foot drop. Holy symbol and Hold Vampire prevented escape. 2 rounds.
Y'all. When I tell you that BFYTW 300: BFYTW Does Taskmaster might be the funniest thing I have EVER done, it is not hyperbole.
I have only ever been mid-tier funny. This is S-rank funny.
Peak Improv Theatre, Colorado Springs, Dec. 5th and 6th, tickets on sale now: peakimprov.com/events-2-1/b...
I have only ever been mid-tier funny. This is S-rank funny.
Peak Improv Theatre, Colorado Springs, Dec. 5th and 6th, tickets on sale now: peakimprov.com/events-2-1/b...
October 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Y'all. When I tell you that BFYTW 300: BFYTW Does Taskmaster might be the funniest thing I have EVER done, it is not hyperbole.
I have only ever been mid-tier funny. This is S-rank funny.
Peak Improv Theatre, Colorado Springs, Dec. 5th and 6th, tickets on sale now: peakimprov.com/events-2-1/b...
I have only ever been mid-tier funny. This is S-rank funny.
Peak Improv Theatre, Colorado Springs, Dec. 5th and 6th, tickets on sale now: peakimprov.com/events-2-1/b...
Never remind me of my failures. That's MY job.
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Never remind me of my failures. That's MY job.
If one more person doesn't understand why changing their network disconnected their copier from the network, I will scream so loud that every dog for thirty miles will start barking.
October 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If one more person doesn't understand why changing their network disconnected their copier from the network, I will scream so loud that every dog for thirty miles will start barking.
Sorry, everyone. That sound you heard was work making my eyes roll so hard that the centrifugal force slammed my head into my desk.
September 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Sorry, everyone. That sound you heard was work making my eyes roll so hard that the centrifugal force slammed my head into my desk.
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That show was a lot of fun. Although a lot of the fun was my brain trying to not get confused by "you're right. No point". Was like playing with inverted controls. :D
September 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
That show was a lot of fun. Although a lot of the fun was my brain trying to not get confused by "you're right. No point". Was like playing with inverted controls. :D
Super proud of this episode, this is the first gameshow I created without any influence from an existing show, and it's so good, and went so well, that I'm thinking about actually pitching it to TV. bfytwpod.com?p=1564
Show #285 The Wrong Show - BFYTW Home
Aaron has created a New Gameshow that gives Augie and Stevie more of a chance to win. It's The Wrong Show, where wrong answers gets you points to earn cash for your chosen charity.On it's debut releas...
bfytwpod.com
September 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Super proud of this episode, this is the first gameshow I created without any influence from an existing show, and it's so good, and went so well, that I'm thinking about actually pitching it to TV. bfytwpod.com?p=1564
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Folks, if you love audiobooks, if you want creators to be able to keep MAKING audiobooks, you're going to have to start... paying for audiobooks. Not subscriptions. Audiobooks themselves. Because Amazon are absolutely intent on paying creators even less.
They aren't cheap to make.
They aren't cheap to make.
August 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Folks, if you love audiobooks, if you want creators to be able to keep MAKING audiobooks, you're going to have to start... paying for audiobooks. Not subscriptions. Audiobooks themselves. Because Amazon are absolutely intent on paying creators even less.
They aren't cheap to make.
They aren't cheap to make.
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Wait.
What?
Math!
Aabria giving my dice good juice??
And I thought Rekha was the game’s only straight…???
What?
Math!
Aabria giving my dice good juice??
And I thought Rekha was the game’s only straight…???
August 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Wait.
What?
Math!
Aabria giving my dice good juice??
And I thought Rekha was the game’s only straight…???
What?
Math!
Aabria giving my dice good juice??
And I thought Rekha was the game’s only straight…???
This is absolutely @ogreyolk.bsky.social almost all of the time.
Me when people say they don’t like horror movies 🖤
August 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
This is absolutely @ogreyolk.bsky.social almost all of the time.
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I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
August 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
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August 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Love getting fresh 2nd Edition copies and then immediately selling some. 💙
August 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Love getting fresh 2nd Edition copies and then immediately selling some. 💙
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10pmEDT/2amUTC at twitch.tv/kilg0re_tr0ut (I made PartnerPlus for July! Now on to Aug and Sep!) Kilg0re IS the Avatar as he resumes his playthrough of Ultima IX: Ascension (PC 1999) @richardgarriott.bsky.social - Get Ultima IX: Ascension DRM-FREE on GOG at adtr.co/35u9ax
August 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
10pmEDT/2amUTC at twitch.tv/kilg0re_tr0ut (I made PartnerPlus for July! Now on to Aug and Sep!) Kilg0re IS the Avatar as he resumes his playthrough of Ultima IX: Ascension (PC 1999) @richardgarriott.bsky.social - Get Ultima IX: Ascension DRM-FREE on GOG at adtr.co/35u9ax
I was having a lousy night, but then somebody bought two signed copies of my novels out of nowhere! Thank you, king!
August 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I was having a lousy night, but then somebody bought two signed copies of my novels out of nowhere! Thank you, king!
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Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.
August 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.
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Things that will happen when he's gone:
* we're going to learn about shit he did that's so heinous, it makes the stuff we know about look tame
* his many minions will claim to have "always opposed" him and demand sympathy for their suffering at his hands
* dancing in the streets, worldwide
* we're going to learn about shit he did that's so heinous, it makes the stuff we know about look tame
* his many minions will claim to have "always opposed" him and demand sympathy for their suffering at his hands
* dancing in the streets, worldwide
August 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Things that will happen when he's gone:
* we're going to learn about shit he did that's so heinous, it makes the stuff we know about look tame
* his many minions will claim to have "always opposed" him and demand sympathy for their suffering at his hands
* dancing in the streets, worldwide
* we're going to learn about shit he did that's so heinous, it makes the stuff we know about look tame
* his many minions will claim to have "always opposed" him and demand sympathy for their suffering at his hands
* dancing in the streets, worldwide