Professor of Treatlerology
@panoptidog.bsky.social
he/him - new jersey poser, built for basements
Trying to explain to the best of my ability what “6-7” means to the guy in the taco truck on Oregon Ave.
December 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Trying to explain to the best of my ability what “6-7” means to the guy in the taco truck on Oregon Ave.
Whenever I’m on south Broad Street I pass this flower shop called The Petal Pusher and all I can think about is how that would be a really good twinkphobic slur in the early 20th century.
December 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Whenever I’m on south Broad Street I pass this flower shop called The Petal Pusher and all I can think about is how that would be a really good twinkphobic slur in the early 20th century.
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it's always funny in sillydelphia
December 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
it's always funny in sillydelphia
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unemployed. loser. weird. gay. dumb
December 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
unemployed. loser. weird. gay. dumb
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I realize that Bond orders that very complicated martini in ‘Casino Royale’ to convey an air of sophistication and attention-to-detail, but he really should have gotten my drink:
Half Coke half Diet Coke
Half Coke half Diet Coke
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I realize that Bond orders that very complicated martini in ‘Casino Royale’ to convey an air of sophistication and attention-to-detail, but he really should have gotten my drink:
Half Coke half Diet Coke
Half Coke half Diet Coke
EXPLAIN ETHERCAT TO ME OR I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU! DON’T DUMB IT DOWN INTO SOME VAGUE SHIT! EXPLAIN ETHERCAT TO ME RIGHT NOW OR I’LL LITERALLY FUCKING KILL YOu! HOW DOES AN ASYNCHRONOUS MAILBOX WORK? WHAT THE FUCK IS A PROCESS DATA OBJECT (PDO)? DON’T DUMB IT DOWN OR I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU
December 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
EXPLAIN ETHERCAT TO ME OR I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU! DON’T DUMB IT DOWN INTO SOME VAGUE SHIT! EXPLAIN ETHERCAT TO ME RIGHT NOW OR I’LL LITERALLY FUCKING KILL YOu! HOW DOES AN ASYNCHRONOUS MAILBOX WORK? WHAT THE FUCK IS A PROCESS DATA OBJECT (PDO)? DON’T DUMB IT DOWN OR I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU
I don’t get modern home decor. Why do you have a bowl of sparkling pinecones on your side table? Why do you have those weird wooden balls everywhere? This shit looks stupid!
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I don’t get modern home decor. Why do you have a bowl of sparkling pinecones on your side table? Why do you have those weird wooden balls everywhere? This shit looks stupid!
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This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
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The past is a different place but humans throughout time and space have been fundamentally really similar, and anyone who tries to convince you that there are incompatible differences in how people around the world experience daily life is an enemy who's not going to win
December 3, 2025 at 6:12 AM
The past is a different place but humans throughout time and space have been fundamentally really similar, and anyone who tries to convince you that there are incompatible differences in how people around the world experience daily life is an enemy who's not going to win
Maybe there was something about growing up out in the woods that instilled a sense of awe in me; an understanding of one’s own insignificance.
When you spend years staring out into the woods just deep enough that the trees blend together, you can imagine the vastness.
When you spend years staring out into the woods just deep enough that the trees blend together, you can imagine the vastness.
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Maybe there was something about growing up out in the woods that instilled a sense of awe in me; an understanding of one’s own insignificance.
When you spend years staring out into the woods just deep enough that the trees blend together, you can imagine the vastness.
When you spend years staring out into the woods just deep enough that the trees blend together, you can imagine the vastness.
I never take pics of what I make for outreach but here you go, stuffed peppers.
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I never take pics of what I make for outreach but here you go, stuffed peppers.
Do the fujoshis truly understand the hearts of men?
Can they comprehend the tension between a man’s duties and obligations versus his heart’s desire to pursue the one he loves?
The trepidation of opening up to him, exposing your belly to someone you know has great power to wield against you?
Can they comprehend the tension between a man’s duties and obligations versus his heart’s desire to pursue the one he loves?
The trepidation of opening up to him, exposing your belly to someone you know has great power to wield against you?
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Do the fujoshis truly understand the hearts of men?
Can they comprehend the tension between a man’s duties and obligations versus his heart’s desire to pursue the one he loves?
The trepidation of opening up to him, exposing your belly to someone you know has great power to wield against you?
Can they comprehend the tension between a man’s duties and obligations versus his heart’s desire to pursue the one he loves?
The trepidation of opening up to him, exposing your belly to someone you know has great power to wield against you?
Dude is listening to metal on the can. Bro’s bowels must really be going thru it…
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Dude is listening to metal on the can. Bro’s bowels must really be going thru it…
You ever had to chop a turnip? God’s densest root vegetable.
good morning it is 5am and it is time to cook 2 pot roasts and a big pot of chili before noon. Rise and grind
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You ever had to chop a turnip? God’s densest root vegetable.
good morning it is 5am and it is time to cook 2 pot roasts and a big pot of chili before noon. Rise and grind
November 23, 2025 at 10:17 AM
good morning it is 5am and it is time to cook 2 pot roasts and a big pot of chili before noon. Rise and grind
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This I think sums up Starship.
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This I think sums up Starship.
I wonder how many Americans believe in spontaneous generation at this point
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I wonder how many Americans believe in spontaneous generation at this point
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despite 3 being an S tier number, 33 is awful. 32, 66, and especially 27 are much cooler two digit numbers involving 3
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
despite 3 being an S tier number, 33 is awful. 32, 66, and especially 27 are much cooler two digit numbers involving 3
Will the neighbors hear me if I two-step up here?
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Will the neighbors hear me if I two-step up here?
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You can be the most diehard Leninist, a principled anarchist, a trade unionist, a civil feminist or any number of other things, but if the fascists take the reins the only thing that will separate you in the end is a layer of quicklime. That is, unless you can effectively fight back against them.
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
You can be the most diehard Leninist, a principled anarchist, a trade unionist, a civil feminist or any number of other things, but if the fascists take the reins the only thing that will separate you in the end is a layer of quicklime. That is, unless you can effectively fight back against them.
despite all my physics and electrical knowledge I cannot create the device so many people in the world need which is the volumetric shit compressor
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
despite all my physics and electrical knowledge I cannot create the device so many people in the world need which is the volumetric shit compressor
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Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too
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If you live in the great city of Philadelphia, you can vote NO next week on retention for Judge Henry Lewandowski, who takes pride in presiding over the Office of Public Safety’s disastrous “wellness court,” which is wreaking havoc on Kensington residents.
www.kensingtonvoice.com/new-fast-tra...
www.kensingtonvoice.com/new-fast-tra...
New Kensington ‘fast-track court’ lands most with warrants, back into the cycle of addiction and homelessness
Kensington Voice collected and verified data on 87 people who were arrested during the first months of the program and tracked their journeys through the court. Most ended up with Wellness Court bench...
www.kensingtonvoice.com
October 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If you live in the great city of Philadelphia, you can vote NO next week on retention for Judge Henry Lewandowski, who takes pride in presiding over the Office of Public Safety’s disastrous “wellness court,” which is wreaking havoc on Kensington residents.
www.kensingtonvoice.com/new-fast-tra...
www.kensingtonvoice.com/new-fast-tra...