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fae/they🏳️⚧️ anarchist raver tattoo artist
🖤 crimehaven band
book a tattoo: venue.ink/birdtat
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Rollerball (2002) is not a remake of Rollerball (1975), it's actually Fast and the Furious fanfiction
February 15, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Rollerball (2002) is not a remake of Rollerball (1975), it's actually Fast and the Furious fanfiction
following up with Rollerball (2005)...... abysmal. absolutely idiot moron crap with great stunts and literally nothing else redeeming.
im headcanoning it in the fast & furious cinematic universe. it's got a 3% on rotten tomatoes?!
im headcanoning it in the fast & furious cinematic universe. it's got a 3% on rotten tomatoes?!
tonight's selection was Rollerball (1975) and honestly it goes crazy harder than i expected. brutal & interesting sci-fi with so many strange choices i wish i understood better. aesthetics go hard too
i forgot that Logan's Run mentions jellicle cats
February 15, 2026 at 5:36 AM
following up with Rollerball (2005)...... abysmal. absolutely idiot moron crap with great stunts and literally nothing else redeeming.
im headcanoning it in the fast & furious cinematic universe. it's got a 3% on rotten tomatoes?!
im headcanoning it in the fast & furious cinematic universe. it's got a 3% on rotten tomatoes?!
💖 so true!! thank you!!
February 15, 2026 at 5:18 AM
💖 so true!! thank you!!
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mfw security doesn't allow my light up wawa foam sticks, but my light up katanas and leatherman make it in
February 15, 2026 at 12:29 AM
mfw security doesn't allow my light up wawa foam sticks, but my light up katanas and leatherman make it in
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tonight's selection was Rollerball (1975) and honestly it goes crazy harder than i expected. brutal & interesting sci-fi with so many strange choices i wish i understood better. aesthetics go hard too
i forgot that Logan's Run mentions jellicle cats
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 AM
tonight's selection was Rollerball (1975) and honestly it goes crazy harder than i expected. brutal & interesting sci-fi with so many strange choices i wish i understood better. aesthetics go hard too
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got rid of some hair and blurpled some more
February 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
got rid of some hair and blurpled some more
love how many of the ramen places in the area are anime themed and i can go get a cheapish lunch and listen to anime music and check out their plushie collections or whatever.
February 12, 2026 at 5:26 PM
love how many of the ramen places in the area are anime themed and i can go get a cheapish lunch and listen to anime music and check out their plushie collections or whatever.
ok who wants to fund my idea for a no-algorithm social media app where any nazis signing up get zapped by their phone, all users gets multiple "close friends" type filter lists to narrow down who sees what content, and the app goes to bed for the night at 10pm and wakes up at 11am
February 12, 2026 at 4:13 AM
ok who wants to fund my idea for a no-algorithm social media app where any nazis signing up get zapped by their phone, all users gets multiple "close friends" type filter lists to narrow down who sees what content, and the app goes to bed for the night at 10pm and wakes up at 11am
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it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced
The PriceMaster (full version)
YouTube video by ThePriceMaster
www.youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced
CM Punk vs MJF Dog Collar Match (2022) ran so Heated Rivalry could meander around aimlessly
February 11, 2026 at 4:05 AM
CM Punk vs MJF Dog Collar Match (2022) ran so Heated Rivalry could meander around aimlessly
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tumblr is so funny im on there trying to find gifs of Sixers highlights, and there are a million gifs but NONE of them depict gameplay it's all just the players laughing and hugging and slapping each other's butts lmao
February 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
tumblr is so funny im on there trying to find gifs of Sixers highlights, and there are a million gifs but NONE of them depict gameplay it's all just the players laughing and hugging and slapping each other's butts lmao
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February 8, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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This building located approximately 45min- 1hr north of NYC is currently up for sale. Guess what federal agency wants to turn it into a detention center! Here are some pics of the brochure for anyone who would like to express their feelings directly to the owners & brokers. #AbolishICE
February 10, 2026 at 12:02 AM
This building located approximately 45min- 1hr north of NYC is currently up for sale. Guess what federal agency wants to turn it into a detention center! Here are some pics of the brochure for anyone who would like to express their feelings directly to the owners & brokers. #AbolishICE
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I don't know who I am really whining to but the last few weeks this website has become a dumping ground for reactionary Twitter posts and I feel like I got to spray some of you with the water bottle like no, bad, you are using the website wrong, knock it off.
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I don't know who I am really whining to but the last few weeks this website has become a dumping ground for reactionary Twitter posts and I feel like I got to spray some of you with the water bottle like no, bad, you are using the website wrong, knock it off.
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If a door gets left open here for any length of time it summons the elusive but impressive garage peacock.
February 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
If a door gets left open here for any length of time it summons the elusive but impressive garage peacock.
can yall cosplay this
Like and repost if you want more goth punk bimbo heathcliff.
February 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
can yall cosplay this
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started doing squats guess u can call me a backend developer
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM
started doing squats guess u can call me a backend developer
i forgot that Logan's Run mentions jellicle cats
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 AM
i forgot that Logan's Run mentions jellicle cats
i have pastel hair again and i forgot how obsessed am with it! it's sooo cute
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
i have pastel hair again and i forgot how obsessed am with it! it's sooo cute
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February 8, 2026 at 5:33 PM
this is the 700 club in philly, it's a converted 1 bedroom apartment into a small club. the dj booth is in a shower stall with glowing toilet, and the dance floor has couches along the sides, the bar is placed in the kitchen
They should make a bar that just looks like someone's kitchen because when you have a house party that's the only place ppl want to hang out for some reason. You can have the vibiest living room but everyone will be standing in a circle next to the sink shooting the shit
February 8, 2026 at 2:05 PM
this is the 700 club in philly, it's a converted 1 bedroom apartment into a small club. the dj booth is in a shower stall with glowing toilet, and the dance floor has couches along the sides, the bar is placed in the kitchen
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"now, i have to shave the area"
"stand normal"
"how's the pain level?"
"when you're taking a shower, pull it down like a command strip, don't rip upwards"
"use only a finger nail sized amount of lotion"
"now, i have to shave the area"
"stand normal"
"how's the pain level?"
"when you're taking a shower, pull it down like a command strip, don't rip upwards"
"use only a finger nail sized amount of lotion"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"trust the process"
"let me make your life easier"
"pin, trace, then cut"
"we don't throw things"
"trust the process"
"let me make your life easier"
"pin, trace, then cut"
"we don't throw things"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I'm sorry but we can't accept your request over the phone. Please visit our website for instructions on how to submit your request online or in writing."
"I'm sorry but we can't accept your request over the phone. Please visit our website for instructions on how to submit your request online or in writing."
February 8, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"now, i have to shave the area"
"stand normal"
"how's the pain level?"
"when you're taking a shower, pull it down like a command strip, don't rip upwards"
"use only a finger nail sized amount of lotion"
"now, i have to shave the area"
"stand normal"
"how's the pain level?"
"when you're taking a shower, pull it down like a command strip, don't rip upwards"
"use only a finger nail sized amount of lotion"