✧ crimebird ✧ birdtat ✧
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a bird irl 🦜
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fae/they🏳️⚧️ anarchist raver tattoo artist
🖤 crimehaven band
book a tattoo: venue.ink/birdtat
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it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced
The PriceMaster (full version)
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February 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced
CM Punk vs MJF Dog Collar Match (2022) ran so Heated Rivalry could meander around aimlessly
February 11, 2026 at 4:05 AM
CM Punk vs MJF Dog Collar Match (2022) ran so Heated Rivalry could meander around aimlessly
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tumblr is so funny im on there trying to find gifs of Sixers highlights, and there are a million gifs but NONE of them depict gameplay it's all just the players laughing and hugging and slapping each other's butts lmao
February 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
tumblr is so funny im on there trying to find gifs of Sixers highlights, and there are a million gifs but NONE of them depict gameplay it's all just the players laughing and hugging and slapping each other's butts lmao
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February 8, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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This building located approximately 45min- 1hr north of NYC is currently up for sale. Guess what federal agency wants to turn it into a detention center! Here are some pics of the brochure for anyone who would like to express their feelings directly to the owners & brokers. #AbolishICE
February 10, 2026 at 12:02 AM
This building located approximately 45min- 1hr north of NYC is currently up for sale. Guess what federal agency wants to turn it into a detention center! Here are some pics of the brochure for anyone who would like to express their feelings directly to the owners & brokers. #AbolishICE
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I don't know who I am really whining to but the last few weeks this website has become a dumping ground for reactionary Twitter posts and I feel like I got to spray some of you with the water bottle like no, bad, you are using the website wrong, knock it off.
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I don't know who I am really whining to but the last few weeks this website has become a dumping ground for reactionary Twitter posts and I feel like I got to spray some of you with the water bottle like no, bad, you are using the website wrong, knock it off.
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If a door gets left open here for any length of time it summons the elusive but impressive garage peacock.
February 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
If a door gets left open here for any length of time it summons the elusive but impressive garage peacock.
can yall cosplay this
Like and repost if you want more goth punk bimbo heathcliff.
February 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
can yall cosplay this
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started doing squats guess u can call me a backend developer
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM
started doing squats guess u can call me a backend developer
i forgot that Logan's Run mentions jellicle cats
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 AM
i forgot that Logan's Run mentions jellicle cats
i have pastel hair again and i forgot how obsessed am with it! it's sooo cute
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
i have pastel hair again and i forgot how obsessed am with it! it's sooo cute
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February 8, 2026 at 5:33 PM
this is the 700 club in philly, it's a converted 1 bedroom apartment into a small club. the dj booth is in a shower stall with glowing toilet, and the dance floor has couches along the sides, the bar is placed in the kitchen
They should make a bar that just looks like someone's kitchen because when you have a house party that's the only place ppl want to hang out for some reason. You can have the vibiest living room but everyone will be standing in a circle next to the sink shooting the shit
February 8, 2026 at 2:05 PM
this is the 700 club in philly, it's a converted 1 bedroom apartment into a small club. the dj booth is in a shower stall with glowing toilet, and the dance floor has couches along the sides, the bar is placed in the kitchen
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"now, i have to shave the area"
"stand normal"
"how's the pain level?"
"when you're taking a shower, pull it down like a command strip, don't rip upwards"
"use only a finger nail sized amount of lotion"
"now, i have to shave the area"
"stand normal"
"how's the pain level?"
"when you're taking a shower, pull it down like a command strip, don't rip upwards"
"use only a finger nail sized amount of lotion"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"trust the process"
"let me make your life easier"
"pin, trace, then cut"
"we don't throw things"
"trust the process"
"let me make your life easier"
"pin, trace, then cut"
"we don't throw things"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I'm sorry but we can't accept your request over the phone. Please visit our website for instructions on how to submit your request online or in writing."
"I'm sorry but we can't accept your request over the phone. Please visit our website for instructions on how to submit your request online or in writing."
February 8, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"now, i have to shave the area"
"stand normal"
"how's the pain level?"
"when you're taking a shower, pull it down like a command strip, don't rip upwards"
"use only a finger nail sized amount of lotion"
"now, i have to shave the area"
"stand normal"
"how's the pain level?"
"when you're taking a shower, pull it down like a command strip, don't rip upwards"
"use only a finger nail sized amount of lotion"
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I think we played with Wife Birthday at a house show in Philly. Ton of Instagram followers but didn’t really bring anyone out. Really elaborate tunings.
February 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I think we played with Wife Birthday at a house show in Philly. Ton of Instagram followers but didn’t really bring anyone out. Really elaborate tunings.
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How gorgeous are the colours on blue-winged parrots 😍
January 26, 2026 at 9:18 PM
How gorgeous are the colours on blue-winged parrots 😍
guys i did not know the eating babies thing was real yall i thought that was just a joke no wonder they needed trans ppl as a distraction from that holy fuck
February 8, 2026 at 2:53 AM
guys i did not know the eating babies thing was real yall i thought that was just a joke no wonder they needed trans ppl as a distraction from that holy fuck
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pictured: our geese looking at airplanes
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
pictured: our geese looking at airplanes
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one of the cuter aspects of geese is that they are very curious about things in the sky. we live on the PDX flight path and our geese look at every airplane and observe every passing wild goose flock with reverence
February 6, 2026 at 7:57 PM
one of the cuter aspects of geese is that they are very curious about things in the sky. we live on the PDX flight path and our geese look at every airplane and observe every passing wild goose flock with reverence
Silent Alarm Live is so ridiculously good. guitar diabolical!!!!
February 8, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Silent Alarm Live is so ridiculously good. guitar diabolical!!!!
i need that konami naoki synth
February 7, 2026 at 4:02 PM
i need that konami naoki synth
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Are Ice Cream Sandwiches Getting Smaller Or Did I Get Larger
February 4, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Are Ice Cream Sandwiches Getting Smaller Or Did I Get Larger
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i need one of those elevated dog bowls to eat ramen out of so i don't have to crane my neck so far
February 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
i need one of those elevated dog bowls to eat ramen out of so i don't have to crane my neck so far