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crimebird.bsky.social
✧ crimebird ✧ birdtat ✧
@crimebird.bsky.social
a bird irl 🦜
fae/they🏳️‍⚧️ anarchist raver tattoo artist
🖤 crimehaven band

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"just add reddit to your search query" ... i searched how to keep bath water hot for longer, and found an old reddit post asking that. replies suggested to pee in the bath, masturbate, float pingpong balls on the water, throw toaster oven into it, dismantle a couple microwaves to install in the tub
February 17, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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had a very very busy Friday the 13th and valentine's day ❤️‍🔥
February 16, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Hoot Hoot, Link, Look Up Here !
Prince Pierogi looks like that owl from Ocarina of Time
February 16, 2026 at 10:34 PM
tonight's awful scifi movie was "Wifelike" (2022)
also absolute dogshit movie lmaoo i would not have chosen this but sean clicked on it randomly and so we went. got a lot of secondhand embarrassment from the bad writing.
"Companion" does this same premise way better.
following up with Rollerball (2005)...... abysmal. absolutely idiot moron crap with great stunts and literally nothing else redeeming.
im headcanoning it in the fast & furious cinematic universe. it's got a 3% on rotten tomatoes?!
tonight's selection was Rollerball (1975) and honestly it goes crazy harder than i expected. brutal & interesting sci-fi with so many strange choices i wish i understood better. aesthetics go hard too
February 16, 2026 at 5:13 AM
my art is for the:
freaks
anxiety havers
trangenders
sluts
ass shakers
gay bitches
furries
hotties
mentally ill
baddies
little sweeties
teachers
witches
ravers
gossipers
scar havers
catboys
philly extended polycule
baltimore bitches
new jersey defenders
the grungler
✧˖°.♡︎˙ᵕ˙⋆。°✩
February 16, 2026 at 2:24 AM
had a very very busy Friday the 13th and valentine's day ❤️‍🔥
February 16, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Rollerball (2002) is not a remake of Rollerball (1975), it's actually Fast and the Furious fanfiction
February 15, 2026 at 4:30 AM
following up with Rollerball (2005)...... abysmal. absolutely idiot moron crap with great stunts and literally nothing else redeeming.
im headcanoning it in the fast & furious cinematic universe. it's got a 3% on rotten tomatoes?!
tonight's selection was Rollerball (1975) and honestly it goes crazy harder than i expected. brutal & interesting sci-fi with so many strange choices i wish i understood better. aesthetics go hard too
i forgot that Logan's Run mentions jellicle cats
February 15, 2026 at 5:36 AM
💖 so true!! thank you!!
yall should let @crimebird.bsky.social put a tattoo on you
February 15, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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mfw security doesn't allow my light up wawa foam sticks, but my light up katanas and leatherman make it in
February 15, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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i had a vision
February 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
tonight's selection was Rollerball (1975) and honestly it goes crazy harder than i expected. brutal & interesting sci-fi with so many strange choices i wish i understood better. aesthetics go hard too
i forgot that Logan's Run mentions jellicle cats
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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got rid of some hair and blurpled some more
February 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
love how many of the ramen places in the area are anime themed and i can go get a cheapish lunch and listen to anime music and check out their plushie collections or whatever.
February 12, 2026 at 5:26 PM
ok who wants to fund my idea for a no-algorithm social media app where any nazis signing up get zapped by their phone, all users gets multiple "close friends" type filter lists to narrow down who sees what content, and the app goes to bed for the night at 10pm and wakes up at 11am
February 12, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced
The PriceMaster (full version)
YouTube video by ThePriceMaster
www.youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
CM Punk vs MJF Dog Collar Match (2022) ran so Heated Rivalry could meander around aimlessly
February 11, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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tumblr is so funny im on there trying to find gifs of Sixers highlights, and there are a million gifs but NONE of them depict gameplay it's all just the players laughing and hugging and slapping each other's butts lmao
February 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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she came out sooo cute

#tattsky
February 8, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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This building located approximately 45min- 1hr north of NYC is currently up for sale. Guess what federal agency wants to turn it into a detention center! Here are some pics of the brochure for anyone who would like to express their feelings directly to the owners & brokers. #AbolishICE
February 10, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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I don't know who I am really whining to but the last few weeks this website has become a dumping ground for reactionary Twitter posts and I feel like I got to spray some of you with the water bottle like no, bad, you are using the website wrong, knock it off.
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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If a door gets left open here for any length of time it summons the elusive but impressive garage peacock.
February 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
can yall cosplay this
Like and repost if you want more goth punk bimbo heathcliff.
February 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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started doing squats guess u can call me a backend developer
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM
i forgot that Logan's Run mentions jellicle cats
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 AM