The hardest part about being married is not using the Borat voice when saying "my wife"
November 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The hardest part about being married is not using the Borat voice when saying "my wife"
Only a month until World of Warcraft Player Housing is available. I have a reason to hold on.
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Only a month until World of Warcraft Player Housing is available. I have a reason to hold on.
"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"
November 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"
I have once again purchased Halloween candy too early
October 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I have once again purchased Halloween candy too early
Awwww Microsoft Azure is experiencing an outage. They must've felt left out of the AWS outage 😢
October 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Awwww Microsoft Azure is experiencing an outage. They must've felt left out of the AWS outage 😢
Never send a Diet Coke to do an Iced Coffee's job 😤
October 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Never send a Diet Coke to do an Iced Coffee's job 😤
The best part about getting older is not feeling obligated to attend Halloween parties and focus on the real spirit of Halloween: eating too much candy
October 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The best part about getting older is not feeling obligated to attend Halloween parties and focus on the real spirit of Halloween: eating too much candy
Sure, Trump is demolishing part of the White House, but at least he's also extorting his own government for $230 million
October 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Sure, Trump is demolishing part of the White House, but at least he's also extorting his own government for $230 million
Shoutout to the local FexEx driver who has a BUMPIN SOUND SYSTEM which reminds me of the vibrations of the universe
October 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Shoutout to the local FexEx driver who has a BUMPIN SOUND SYSTEM which reminds me of the vibrations of the universe
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all my bad posts are retroactively off the record
October 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
all my bad posts are retroactively off the record
AI Companies: Yes, it's incredibly environmentally destructive, but AI will cure cancer! It will solve real human problems!
Also AI Companies: Your President made a video of himself having diarrhea all over Americans
Also AI Companies: Your President made a video of himself having diarrhea all over Americans
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
AI Companies: Yes, it's incredibly environmentally destructive, but AI will cure cancer! It will solve real human problems!
Also AI Companies: Your President made a video of himself having diarrhea all over Americans
Also AI Companies: Your President made a video of himself having diarrhea all over Americans
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despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick
August 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick
more like scrotus am i right
BREAKING: The US Supreme Court lifts limits on deporting migrants to countries not their own
June 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
more like scrotus am i right
What does Hawk Tuah make of the whole Iran situation
June 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
What does Hawk Tuah make of the whole Iran situation
Every moment I’m not drinking coffee is pure agony
May 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Every moment I’m not drinking coffee is pure agony
I went to a comedy open mic for the first time in like six months yesterday. I forgot how each open mic causes anywhere from 1 to 10,000 psychic damage.
May 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I went to a comedy open mic for the first time in like six months yesterday. I forgot how each open mic causes anywhere from 1 to 10,000 psychic damage.
This morning I put on my Nine Inch Nails t-shirt while I sang to myself, "this is the Perfect Shirt, the Perfect Shirt, the Perfect Shirt"
April 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This morning I put on my Nine Inch Nails t-shirt while I sang to myself, "this is the Perfect Shirt, the Perfect Shirt, the Perfect Shirt"
It's interesting, the ghosts.
April 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It's interesting, the ghosts.
Rewatching Breaking Bad on Netflix and I gotta say this Walter White is a real jerk!!!!!
April 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Rewatching Breaking Bad on Netflix and I gotta say this Walter White is a real jerk!!!!!
Really, New York Times? It's come to this?
April 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Really, New York Times? It's come to this?
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Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take
April 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take
I cannot stop playing Blue Prince I'm going to lose my job
April 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I cannot stop playing Blue Prince I'm going to lose my job
gas based leaf plowers make me want to kms
April 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
gas based leaf plowers make me want to kms
You know what hey say, "happy wife, this is not going to address the root causes of your mood disorder"
April 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
You know what hey say, "happy wife, this is not going to address the root causes of your mood disorder"