pandathletic
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Occasional silly thoughts to boost your shitscrolling experience
Dumpy is sooo jealous of the respect President Zelenskyy gets from the whole planet.
In terms of leadership and legacy these two don't even begin to compare. Zelenskyy is at the top of the elite league while Dumpy is in the free discovery class for 3 yo.
In terms of leadership and legacy these two don't even begin to compare. Zelenskyy is at the top of the elite league while Dumpy is in the free discovery class for 3 yo.
December 10, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Dumpy is sooo jealous of the respect President Zelenskyy gets from the whole planet.
In terms of leadership and legacy these two don't even begin to compare. Zelenskyy is at the top of the elite league while Dumpy is in the free discovery class for 3 yo.
In terms of leadership and legacy these two don't even begin to compare. Zelenskyy is at the top of the elite league while Dumpy is in the free discovery class for 3 yo.
Wtf is he even trying to prove?
That he's in shape? Obviously no
That he is spontaneously chill? Bro
That he's in shape? Obviously no
That he is spontaneously chill? Bro
December 9, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Wtf is he even trying to prove?
That he's in shape? Obviously no
That he is spontaneously chill? Bro
That he's in shape? Obviously no
That he is spontaneously chill? Bro
You know who else is sick? Me, of my bowl being empty. AGAIN.
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
You know who else is sick? Me, of my bowl being empty. AGAIN.
As any other 5 yo will confirm, it's really hard to stop playing no you're it once you've started.
December 8, 2025 at 7:58 AM
As any other 5 yo will confirm, it's really hard to stop playing no you're it once you've started.
Woah woah not so fast let me take notes.... Complex stuff...
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Woah woah not so fast let me take notes.... Complex stuff...
Too late, the world has already witnessed your nation collapse in the last.... check notes... 11 months 😮 Well ok THAT is worth a medal!
December 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Too late, the world has already witnessed your nation collapse in the last.... check notes... 11 months 😮 Well ok THAT is worth a medal!
Breaking: Millionaires staying in New York out of spite!!
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Breaking: Millionaires staying in New York out of spite!!
C'est plus fort que toi
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
C'est plus fort que toi
1000h is even just for like pliers or scissors. Many more moons of hunting are needed for say a weekend bag.
December 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
1000h is even just for like pliers or scissors. Many more moons of hunting are needed for say a weekend bag.
Always been looking like a piece of shit to me 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Always been looking like a piece of shit to me 🤔
Riiiight sorry I'll do that after the groceries.
December 3, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Riiiight sorry I'll do that after the groceries.
Cheap models don't have that thing by default so that's the only way to tell
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Cheap models don't have that thing by default so that's the only way to tell
By taking the train, how do I accumulate debt by purchasing a model I can't afford in order to feel superior to my neighbour? How do I do that??
December 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
By taking the train, how do I accumulate debt by purchasing a model I can't afford in order to feel superior to my neighbour? How do I do that??
Ngl they had me at "Gordon then lost his train of thought." 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Ngl they had me at "Gordon then lost his train of thought." 🤣
New, updated version of the Navy's manual of law of war coming out in 3... 2... 1...
December 2, 2025 at 10:30 AM
New, updated version of the Navy's manual of law of war coming out in 3... 2... 1...
A quality murder. 10/10 would recommend.
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 AM
A quality murder. 10/10 would recommend.
Dear folks in the comments. Do read the hashtag. Once more, all the way to the end, please 🙏 I know it's 2025 and stuff, but it's worth it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Dear folks in the comments. Do read the hashtag. Once more, all the way to the end, please 🙏 I know it's 2025 and stuff, but it's worth it.
Always the same with those elites 😔 How about some pro-bono escorting for a change.
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Always the same with those elites 😔 How about some pro-bono escorting for a change.
Would be a really fun question at the next press conference 🤣
Although tbh I want to know too.. 😳
Although tbh I want to know too.. 😳
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Would be a really fun question at the next press conference 🤣
Although tbh I want to know too.. 😳
Although tbh I want to know too.. 😳