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A bit worried about opening any of those doors tbh
List of suggested related searches to an unknown query (it was "the science of mermaid reproduction"), that reads: - mermaid reproductive system - do mermaids have genitals - mermaid reproduction reddit - mermaid reproductive anatomy - how would a mermaid reproduce - do mermaids have pussys
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Oh my goodness you managed step 2 of "how to draw an owl" flawlessly 😮
Visual tutorial of how to draw an owl in two steps. Step 1 consists of two circles on top of each other. Step 2 is an ultra detailed sketch of an owl perched on a branch looking directly at us with murderous intent. Or maybe it doesn't like alt-text that's too long. Traditionally the accompanying text is: Step 1. Draw some circles. Step 2. Draw the rest of the fucking owl.
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Mandatory
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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@wikipedia.org are you alright? 😂
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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That's a bear trap
Image from the children's book The bear and the piano, depicting a bear cub in an eerie forest standing up next to a piano with a paw on it, wondering what this is and somehow not questioning how it got there. That bear is going to live some adventures I'm telling you. Good for you bear you have talent.
October 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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OKP Cypher Computer
This is even worse than the previous ones. Yet another poor ai job trying to illustrate Tom Yorke as a member of Japanese band Avantgardey. In this one there's a dude looking not even remotely close to Tom, in the middle of a packed group of young Asian looking girls wearing the same highschool uniform and short, straight, black hair with bangs. I'm sorry. Wait no I'm not but this is the last one for today I swear.
October 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Cheeeese unforgettable...
Another stupid ai generated image of two blond teenage boys, one holding a mic and the other some bland-looking cheese that I frankly wouldn't recommend trying. They not even remotely look like Marcus and Martinus, the Norwegian twins who sang "Unforgettable" during Eurovision 2024. If you made it all the way here I would like to dedicate this terrible pun to you, and wish you a wonderful life.
October 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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I'm not even sorry
A stoopid genai rendition of Tom Yorke from Radiohead on a concert scene in the very approximate style of a k-pop artist. Male dancers are visible in the background. This whole thing is very annoying to look at.
October 4, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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@damnitjanet.bsky.social Damnit Janet I cannot wait to know the next chapter 😁
September 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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'merica: wtf you mean of course you shoot first and figure out what you've shot later!! That's the only way!!
September 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Administrative failure #1: leaving sensitive documents on a hotel printer 🤦
August 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Fixed it.

Still nope.
Screenshot of an article with Orange Fuckface on the cover with title asking Should Trump's push for long term federal control over D.C.'s police be allowed? With a button saying Vote now. Except I hilariously crossed out words so it says Should Trump be allowed.
August 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Literally the next article in my TL. I'm on my way to either become insane trying to tell truth from BS, or automatically treat every bit of information as BS
Screenshot of my timeline, showing RandomWhiteGuy post about the Florida couple willing to wear a wire to catch Jesus-the-one-from-behind-KFC, followed by a NYT article about a man in Brooklyn pleading guilty to attempting to export 850 turtles.
August 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Sorry guys no touching or you're out.
Two pairs of tongues (the tool). Not touching obviously.
July 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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@lacroixboi.dadguy.online @augustreverie.bsky.social what did I miss??!?
presentdad and reverie posting 6min apart about porcupine albeit with radically different concerns. presentdad claims to be "over pronouncing the cup in porcupine", while reverie declares "Me, en empathy, senses that I've upset this porcupine". What's this whole porcupinery about? Anyone has any clue??
July 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Bluesky understands you very well. Spookingly well...
July 3, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Haha same, I was wondering why I couldn't even search for the account 😂
JD Vance account blocked by a MAGA filter 😎
June 24, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Big thumb guy meme. First, the lonely idiot says "I want my people to stand at attention when I speak". Second, Big Thumb Guy does the Big Thumb Thing. Third, the lonely idiot laments: "But that's what Kim's people do sad-face-emoji".
June 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Me reading this
Denver, the last dinosaur to roam the earth alongside humans, watching aghast what I suppose is a TV from that time, while eating SPUDS chips. If anyone knows the flavour of those please share.
June 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Even with that setting my TL is 70% about how Orange "Muted Word" Clown is making everything great 😮
June 10, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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I really want to like this but I really can't...
May 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Some topics from a group of people thinking a lot about catastrophic scenarios...
Liat of topics from 80,000 hours website, including fun topics like: Preventing an Al-related catastrophe Catastrophic pandemics Nuclear weapons Great power war Factory farming Global priorities research Building effective altruism Improving decision making The moral status of digital minds Al-enabled power grabs S-risks Space governance Risks of stable totalitarianism Gradual disempowerment
May 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Human-readable UI elements? In this economy?
Screenshot from a welcome modal on a website asking the visitor to self-identify as a personal or professional visitor. The text of headings, labels, and calls to action are variable names like "account-type:b2b" instead of natural language like "Professional".
May 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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The bluesky algorithm has clearly achieved another milestone as it:
1. Managed to identify content that's not about the Pope
2. Discovered my secret love for microwave jokes 😮
Screenshot of two consecutive skeets, one from Multitude Container saying "I can't put metal in the microwave? Buddy, the INSIDE OF THE MICROWAVE is made of metal. What aren't they telling us" and the second from mindflakes saying "Some problems can only be solved by grabbing a microwave by the power cord and swinging it in big circles around your head".
May 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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A poster titles "Know Your Shits", listing popular shits and their definition. Bullshit - Not true Horseshit - Nonsense Apeshit - Rambunctious Batshit - Insane Chickenshit – Cowardly Dogshit - Very poor quality No Shit – Obviously Holy Shit - Mind-blowing Hot Shit - Very good Dipshit - A total dumbass Tough Shit - Take it or leave it Jack Shit - Nothing THE SHIT - Perfection
March 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM