Pancake
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Pet Peeve: Nose Hair
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Pet Peeve: Nose Hair
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Diarrhea:
It's poop pee
It's poop pee
March 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Diarrhea:
It's poop pee
It's poop pee
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When she's wearing fishnets and my brain processes the red flags in her personality
Got fired on my first day at the stop sign company but i thought i did a great job
February 24, 2025 at 9:15 AM
When she's wearing fishnets and my brain processes the red flags in her personality
Butt plugs are just ass binkys
February 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Butt plugs are just ass binkys
"Eat Pussy"
1. Advice from my father
2. A direct order from my father
1. Advice from my father
2. A direct order from my father
February 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"Eat Pussy"
1. Advice from my father
2. A direct order from my father
1. Advice from my father
2. A direct order from my father
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She’s a woman of her word and that word is “No”.
February 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
She’s a woman of her word and that word is “No”.
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Absolutely Stunning timelapse of Earth rising over the Moon captured by lunar orbiter spacecraft Kaguya. 💫👏💫👏💫👏💫
📽: JAXA/NHK
📽: JAXA/NHK
December 16, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Absolutely Stunning timelapse of Earth rising over the Moon captured by lunar orbiter spacecraft Kaguya. 💫👏💫👏💫👏💫
📽: JAXA/NHK
📽: JAXA/NHK
The i in Spaghetti is a tiny meatball
October 10, 2024 at 9:23 PM
The i in Spaghetti is a tiny meatball
September 12, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Me and you reenacting the pottery scene from Ghost except we're deboning a rotisserie chicken
September 10, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Me and you reenacting the pottery scene from Ghost except we're deboning a rotisserie chicken
I plucked more white hairs on the sides of my mustache today..
This is it... whiskers are inevitable
changing into a cat
This is it... whiskers are inevitable
changing into a cat
September 4, 2024 at 3:07 AM
I plucked more white hairs on the sides of my mustache today..
This is it... whiskers are inevitable
changing into a cat
This is it... whiskers are inevitable
changing into a cat
Tang tasted so good because it's short for pootang
August 30, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Tang tasted so good because it's short for pootang
Girls: ♫ Anything you can do better...
I can do anything better than you ♫
Roldog: ♫ Lets see you pee clean the shit stains
you left on the toilet ♫
I can do anything better than you ♫
Roldog: ♫ Lets see you pee clean the shit stains
you left on the toilet ♫
August 30, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Girls: ♫ Anything you can do better...
I can do anything better than you ♫
Roldog: ♫ Lets see you pee clean the shit stains
you left on the toilet ♫
I can do anything better than you ♫
Roldog: ♫ Lets see you pee clean the shit stains
you left on the toilet ♫
I miss the days when strangers would ask me if I was wearing Bugle Boy Jeans.
August 24, 2024 at 8:28 PM
I miss the days when strangers would ask me if I was wearing Bugle Boy Jeans.
When you have diarrhea, you're peeing poop.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
August 18, 2024 at 12:56 AM
When you have diarrhea, you're peeing poop.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
She's a 10 but she can fill the toilet all the way to the top adding that DQ swirl the end 💩
August 16, 2024 at 4:50 PM
She's a 10 but she can fill the toilet all the way to the top adding that DQ swirl the end 💩
*spaghetti scene from Lady & the Tramp THE MUSICAL*
*The flame by Cheap Trick playing*
The waiter: ♫ Whatever you want.... ♫
Tramp: ♫ Spaghetti for twoooooo ♫
*The flame by Cheap Trick playing*
The waiter: ♫ Whatever you want.... ♫
Tramp: ♫ Spaghetti for twoooooo ♫
August 1, 2024 at 10:23 PM
*spaghetti scene from Lady & the Tramp THE MUSICAL*
*The flame by Cheap Trick playing*
The waiter: ♫ Whatever you want.... ♫
Tramp: ♫ Spaghetti for twoooooo ♫
*The flame by Cheap Trick playing*
The waiter: ♫ Whatever you want.... ♫
Tramp: ♫ Spaghetti for twoooooo ♫
Am i a biclops?
Are we biclopseses?
Are we biclopseses?
July 17, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Am i a biclops?
Are we biclopseses?
Are we biclopseses?
*1st time speed dating*
Her: First question, do you want to get married one day?
Roldog: Are you proposing? 😍
Her: First question, do you want to get married one day?
Roldog: Are you proposing? 😍
July 10, 2024 at 11:36 PM
*1st time speed dating*
Her: First question, do you want to get married one day?
Roldog: Are you proposing? 😍
Her: First question, do you want to get married one day?
Roldog: Are you proposing? 😍
Dr. - "Ok, where do you want your shot?
Your arm or your butt?"
Me - *flips coin* "Tails"
Your arm or your butt?"
Me - *flips coin* "Tails"
July 6, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Dr. - "Ok, where do you want your shot?
Your arm or your butt?"
Me - *flips coin* "Tails"
Your arm or your butt?"
Me - *flips coin* "Tails"
"I don't mean to brag
I don't mean to boast
But I like hot butter
On my breakfast toast"
Me: weird flex, but ok
I don't mean to boast
But I like hot butter
On my breakfast toast"
Me: weird flex, but ok
July 5, 2024 at 2:49 PM
"I don't mean to brag
I don't mean to boast
But I like hot butter
On my breakfast toast"
Me: weird flex, but ok
I don't mean to boast
But I like hot butter
On my breakfast toast"
Me: weird flex, but ok