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Man with golden toilet judges how many toys your kids have.
May 1, 2025 at 10:23 AM
How many other Kilmar Abrego Garcias are there?
April 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a first-year apprentice and member of SMART Local 100 — a union representing skilled sheet metal workers across Washington D.C., Baltimore, and the surrounding areas.
April 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I'm pissed, too!
Constituents to Chuck Grassley: "Are you bringing back that guy from El Salvador?"

Senior Citizen: “If I get an order to pay a ticket to pay $1200 and I just say ‘no’, does that stand up? Because he just got an order from the Supreme Court and he just said ‘screw it’”

“I’M PISSED!”
April 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I want Jesus Christ to walk into the White House and flip some tables over. #easter
April 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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I'm so honored to have THE REFORMATORY included on this list with so many writers I admire. And how awesome that it's by Leigh Bardugo!!! (A former Lifewriting Podcast guest.)

www.nytimes.com/2025/04/10/b...
New to Fantasy? Leigh Bardugo Recommends Her Favorite Books to Get Started. (Gift Article)
Interested in dipping your toe into the genre? The author Leigh Bardugo recommends books that can get you started.
www.nytimes.com
April 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Stop calling them tariffs. They are taxes on Americans.
April 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It is batshit crazy that one person has this much power.
April 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
That was hot, Jason Isaacs.
Forget 'White Lotus' drama: Jason Isaacs is calling out real-world greed
YouTube video by MSNBC
youtube.com
March 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
What could go wrong?
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Mar 28
BREAKING: DOGE is starting to put together a team to migrate the SSA's computer systems entirely off one of its oldest programming languages in a matter of months, potentially putting the integrity of the system—and the benefits on which tens of millions of Americans rely—at risk.
DOGE Plans to Rebuild SSA Codebase In Months, Risking Benefits and System Collapse
Social Security systems contain tens of millions of lines of code written in COBOL, an archaic programming language. Safely rewriting that code would take years—DOGE wants it done in months.
www.wired.com
March 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The worst part? The guardians of our national security found out that they had a reporter on their Signal chat in the news a week after the fact. Think about it. None of them knew. No clever underling identified a non-secure presence before, during or after their self-aggrandizing gossip-fest.
March 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Problem 1: using Signal to shoot the shit with each other

Problem 2: using Signal to impress your colleagues with your new guns. Bam! Bam!

Problem 3: fake praying on Signal. Barf.
March 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
America has some big Eat the Rich energy bubbling up.
March 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
At a certain point, it would be wise to read the room.
🔥 ICYMI… IOWA… Senator @ChuckGrassley’s turn…
March 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Bastard.
Breaking news: President Donald Trump has decided to pause all future deliveries of U.S. military assistance to Ukraine in an extraordinary move aimed at pressuring Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to the negotiating table with Russia.
Live updates: Trump administration to pause deliveries of military assistance to Ukraine, officials say
The latest news on President Donald Trump’s return to the White House and the new Congress.
www.washingtonpost.com
March 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Whenever I hear Cynthia Erivo sing, I feel like I am witnessing someone living the full extent of the gifts God gave them.
March 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Hundreds of protesters gathered in Waitsfield on Saturday morning to protest Vice President JD Vance, who is visiting Vermont with his family for a ski trip this weekend.
March 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Stop acting like there will be midterms. The rate this is going, it won't matter by then.
March 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Slava Ukraini!
February 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Does my butt 90s-supermodel-sway the second I hear the opening notes of Freedom by George Michael? Friend, it does.

I am 5'2"
February 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
One thing's certain: Americans love them eggs.
February 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It's like we all had to move to Florida.
February 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
They can't even pick a new hand gesture.
February 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
February 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM