*on my deathbed

Me: One thing I want you to do for me...

Wife: Name it.

Me: I want you to marry Larry.

Wife: (pause)Are you sure? I thought you hated Larry?

Me: I do.

If God is Love.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI4h...

My heart is with the families and communities in LA devastated by these wildfires.

Canada is stepping up. Firefighters, aircraft, and resources are ready to assist. When our neighbours need us, helping isn’t just a duty—it’s who we are as Canadians.

hi on January 10 at around 9 pm, someone stole this backpack and a laptop bag out of my car while I was loading up to evacuate from the LA fires. whoever took it please return the sentimental items, particularly a bag with handwritten notes from my parents and my dads lord of the rings books

Remember some years back everyone was flipping out because they told us our horoscopes may have changed because of some date thing? I was bummed out even though I’m a Pisces who hates water.