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Palopumpkin 🦃🎃🍂
@palomander.bsky.social
Thinking about Texas, lacrosse, Catholicism, public health, and leftism
Cousin ditched me at the book fest and a boomer came up to me and listed every member of his family that had been murdered and also what it was like getting drafted
November 16, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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wait why does the dept of government efficiency have two co-chairs
November 13, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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the cat burglar and his evil little sidekick
November 11, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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If someone with felonies can be President, those with felonies should be able to vote, to secure housing, employment, and student loans.
November 11, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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i love getting vaccines. i wish there were more of them. i asked for the Tdap and whatever else they have lying around back there. i want my immune system in there fighting like Rocky Balboa
i'm headed to the doctor today! they finally agreed to euthanize me. just kidding. i'm getting a booster of my posters madness vaccine
November 11, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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Behaviores Report: 95% goode, 5% bite Momb an liddolbit
November 8, 2024 at 4:30 AM