man goes to doctor. says he's depressed. doctor says "here, have antidepressants" man asks "no clowns today?" doctor says no. man nods and says "an age has come and gone. i will mourn its passing, but not be buried in its ashes. I was Pagliacci. who i'll be tomorrow, who can say? thank you, doctor."

Good pussy sound like primus. Good pussy sound like South Park song

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school bully: “ur GAY”

the weird kid: “gay means happy!”

bully: oh…? *never lets himself be happy again*

weird kid: *eventually comes out, goes on HRT & now leads a good life despite new hardships*

bully (now in his 30s): *tweeting “PBS; ‘Pedophiles Bisexuals & Sluts!!!’” to his 5 bot followers*

Columbo: You know, I find it really fascinating how you put together all these uh, what do you call them again?
Jigsaw: Deadly games.
Columbo: Deadly games, yeah. I tell you, my wife, well, she's crazy about 'em. Always talking about testing my will to live, that kind of thing

We’ll see how long images with no headlines except what’s written in the tweet lasts

Lol

So easy to get followers on bluesky....

And with that, the orb grows in strength

Yall ever think about this ⁉️

this is like if tmz were also qanon

did you all see that some guy slapped chris rock at the oscars. do they allow that sort of thing

Reddit user claims his landlord announced that he's going to turn the power off for hours in his building on October 4

why?

because his landlord believes in this insane anti-vaxxer 5G conspiracy theory about how the emergency alert test tomorrow will turn us all into zombies

Solidarity with SAG-AFTRA still out there saving us from a Kevin McCarthy SNL sketch